Find on the Internet a person who is mistaken, gather all your will in your fist - and do not answer him anything.

The Americans surrounded the heights in the jungles where Vietnamese partisans hid. They scream:
Vietnamese people, give up!
In response to the scream:
The Vietnamese do not give up. Kowaljenko, the projectile!"

A little later:
The "Afghanistan There are two Afghans sitting in a barracks, one spilling wine, the other cutting saliva. Suddenly an insurgent runs out of the bushes. Salorez grabs the machine and cuts it. The wine:
Why kill a man, a good man?
and salary:
Don’t let our mountains of Afghanistan toppled!"

The Swimsuit 14966

"thin blades,... crazyly cut and rubbed. How do you resist this torture?"

I bought my own size clothes. ;)

In general, go to a sports store (although the same sports master if there is in the city) and don’t kick people’s brains.

What thing did you never buy when you were a child?
YYY is a gun.

Do you have Midi?
There is.
God, but where, oh, there is nowhere.
The Belarusians.
In Belarus...
The Belarusians.
15 Belarusian media.

There is such a group on Facebook: "March for Federalization of Siberia" on 03.08.2014 number of participants: 413. Composition by regions:
Siberian Federal District – 25 people
Central Russia – 4
Kiev – 148,
Western Ukraine – 74,
Eastern Ukraine – 34
Europe and America 19.

Disturbances in Siberia:
Novosibirsk – 14 people
Omsk – 4
Tomsk – 4
Cameroon – 1
Barnaby – 1
Petroleum – 1

In the country of sincere Sibirians, аднаca!

Martha read: Call: "I want to print an A4 sheet from you. Maybe a little bit better" Ele resisted not to answer that nothing more beautiful than A4 could be, but Dimka was outraged: "A4 is more beautiful than A3!" It’s twice as good!"

"And what, rap suddenly became music?"

No, but we haven’t had the rap yet :)

In a speechlessness. A commentary by a 40-year-old uncle under the photo, where the carapuz sits on the table and bites a baton. What he wanted to say, he only understood the next day:
"If the child was brought, can it not be fed"

Give to. Give to. Dare to go.

In the Korean cuisine, it is not accepted to chew.

Day of the VVD, evening. On the shore, the individual bunches are celebrated quite loudly, and one such group celebrates quite annoyingly and obviously seeks a reason to "stand up" for the Motherland and invade the opponent. At first they tried to understand each other, but here a guy with a frigid appearance was very successful at hand: bright youth clothes, an independent look. The crowd quickly surrounds him, the usual questions - "and what is it with you, and how, what, why?" Finally, the main question is, “Do you know what day is today?” That was their biggest mistake! The boy without thinking loudly whispers like a machine gun: "Today is the 84th anniversary of the Airborne Army, counting back from the first landing of 12 landers at the exercises under Voronezh. The first commander of the Air Force is Vasily Filipovich Margelov, the distinctive form of the landers is the beret and the teal, the motto of the Air Force - "Nobody but us!“Glory to the VVD!” The crowd - in the cloud about (split) - how, the prey collapses and how it collapses. The young man repeated: “Glory to the VDV! With a celebration!” Appropriate more convicted calves, "Glory to the VDV!For VDV, brotherhood, peace in the world, friendship. A guy gets a bottle with someone; gets a bottle, spills, chokes. They all differ in their ways. As Suvorov said, “To surprise is to win.”

The female toast.
The traveler goes through the desert, the heat, the sun in the zenith. He sees a man lying on the sand, dying and complaining:
Water is...
The passenger was sorry for the last drops of water left in his bottle, did not give, went on.
How long he walked, how short, but his conscience woke up. He returned, and the man was already dead.
So let’s drink for giving when you ask, not when you want to give, but to no one.

-No, well, if among the men of our age there is only "non-liquid", then we have 20-year-olds!
You know, the problem is that the 20-year-olds are no longer starting.

Yesterday I saved my garage.
XXX: Check the fire extinguisher
Where did it burn?
xxx: behind the garages, from the side of the driveway, the tires were lit in 3m from the garages...
The fire in the garage went on.
XXX: The fire extinguisher does not work.

Professor of Psychology David
Rosemary held
An interesting experiment.
He selected eight.
The normal people,
They all turned to
psychiatric clinics, such as "concerned about
and mental health" all
They talked about themselves and their
The Truth, Except
One detail – they supposedly hear.
The voices speaking
"Empty","Deaf", "stitch". All of them
Doctors thought they were mentally ill.
They were all directed to
The clinics.
None of the doctors knew that
They are completely healthy.
After publication of the results, all
The clinics put them under.
I doubt, stating that such mistakes are impossible.
Rosemary repeated.
The experiment says it will
There is another number of them.
Imaginary sick people.
Clinics are careful.
Diagnosed in 193
41 patients were treated.
Diagnosis of "pseudopathic"
In fact, the professor is not
He sent none.
of man.

to this:
Andrei M:
The other day, the dog also walked. by Walk. The transition! And I had a decent speed and I hit her, like - I can't have time to stop. The dog snubbed and I think, well, I touched the mind at all. And the dog heard, and, attention, stopped! People would be smarter than this dog!

Dear Andrew, it’s a pity that this smart dog doesn’t drive a car. Or she would have dropped her “pretty” speed at least before a pedestrian crossing.
P.S Be careful on the roads. Not even such smart dogs or (attention!) Children should not be exposed to risk at a pedestrian crossing. All good

If the savage gets up before 11 in the weekend and gets to the supermarket, then it will freeze in the passage. Two times. For the third time, he plunges and orders delivery.
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A normal sheep will go shopping in the wake after work.
I will sleep as much as I need.)

Mikhail 23 July 2012, 09:38
An interesting point about the fact that a tree absorbs frequencies, I thought differently, I just assumed that it enhances some part of the sound, no!I don't like the middle, my jassene schecter also doesn't like it and is cruel with it.)
And it turns out that it still sounds like a string, but under the action of a tree. Thus e. The same string on different guitars will always sound different, cool!)

DonkeyHot 16 July 2012, 17:04
Thanks for the knowledge)

vasyaga 16 July 2012, 20:46
The fire. Article in F.A.Q.

Denis 17 July 2012, 23:33
There are already articles on this topic. More detailed and detailed.
I would also like to add that a large role in the formation of sound is also played by the covering of the guitar (type, thickness) and the number of seams (a few Chinese with a deck of 5 pieces), and the quality of wood (humidity, sprinkling).

CraSS 18 July 2012, 11:12
The sound is not influenced by the tree, but by the guitarist. If the guitarist is a tree, he will eat the whole sound. Regardless of what he plays. and :)

Are you talking about prejudice?
Sergey: I’m 27 and I’m afraid that my mom will know I’m smoking.

A gentle kiss from behind the neck. A very touching and intimate moment. I don’t understand why people in the subway are so crazy about it.? to