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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115573
 02.07.2015
From a review about the hotel in Egypt: "Little undermined the sea - then the tide, then the outflow".

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №115572
 02.07.2015
Blessed
The hipsters :DD
I am hysterical.
I had to go out of the house, and then the car found out that I had no clean sweaters. No one at all, snoop.
Well, Lan, got a shirt from the shelf, over the shirt, with shorts and ceds quite a decent bomb-style :D
I’m going through the park, there’s some kind of hipster-like, some kind of pederastic kind of messuages and terrible dystrophic babies.
I pass by, here from the crowd, three people separate, come to meet me.
Well I think, fucking, all the shit was, but the hipsters hadn’t come to me before :D
stops and so "You have such a stunning onion where you bought this fashionable switcher in the strip"
Shut up on the rope :DD
I just fell.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115571
 02.07.2015
Personally, I never went to visit young people, did not drink with them, did not receive gifts, did not get into the car. Miraculously, I have never been raped. And the fancy of the halva, bringing in the morning bragging and socks, with whom we once lived together in communion, during the years of studenthood twice was raped by the beast, indeed, both times the application was taken because of the guilt was smoothed.

And I sat in the car for the first time to my future husband, and even from him gifts was uncomfortable to accept. The initiator of the continuation was, of course, he, but if I was not ready for it, to initiate something he would simply not have the opportunity - banally nowhere. On the street or in the cafe, no one will rape anyone if she went home herself, and even knocked - yes, this is definitely a cocktail, not a refusal. And the statement then because of the lack of the promised iPhone or stamp. So is it :)
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The Heracles. Before you come up with a story about yourself, such a beautiful one, it would be better to hike a little. Then you would know that the claim of rape can’t be taken and taken so easily. cannot be reconciled.

But there will be an examination, and it is easy to sit down in the case of a clearly false accusation. Usually even citizens of not the most severe behavior know this and such a blackmail is unlikely to become.

Just legal

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115570
 02.07.2015
Discuss on GeekTimes news about a bunch of satellites in orbit for the global Wi-Fi Internet:

SynteZZZ: Poor RKN
by Muxto: 2026 A combat satellite of Roskomnadzor attempted to shoot down the rotor server satellite, but was counterattacked.
Lsh: Rather, it flew in an unknown direction due to incorrectly attached sensors.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115569
 02.07.2015
Is this so what?

XHHH: I got a big shimmer in my room, now it’s his room (
The same goes for loans...

I got a large loan in my apartment, now it's his apartment.? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115568
 02.07.2015
to this:

Without your help, he would have been in the hospital for half a year and drowned on his two, not a friction is terrible, but a shift. You are proud of yourself, you help them "you are heroes! And I then say to them in the eyes that a fracture, unfortunately, with a shift (in the car he was WITHOUT, it was you that moved him! Because they wanted to play in nobility!He is paralyzed for the rest of his life and will never get up again. All, his life is over. Because of you!
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Drivers should be taught at the beginning of their career. I asked my husband, a professional driver with almost thirty years of experience of accidentless driving, saying, if you hit a person, he is unconscious and lies in a frog position. He replied that he would put it right. And this posture is a sign of a fracture of the bone of the pelvis.Cel 99% of walking will no longer be if touched. A mother-in-law aunt did an indirect heart massage to her husband on a soft bed. I am not a doctor, but why do I know these things? Even how to properly apply a blood-stoping burn on the neck.. teach people need to..

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115567
 02.07.2015
I love my job more and more. Give a set of tools. There are keys from the most chipsed, ending with those with which elephants can be disassembled, a toothbrush, two screws with which you can hunt a whale, a hammer, two stitchers. Not one indicator. A great set. for the electrician.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115566
 02.07.2015
Question in Skype:
Are you here or just so green?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115565
 02.07.2015
here here :
No one should help extinguish the fire, there is an Emergency Emergency Service, do not interfere with them. In case of a major car accident, let the Emergency Service and medicine work.

Exactly so. An overly active dilettant can cause the victim more harm than help.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №115564
 02.07.2015
How did you get Russian? You are zero in it.
ZZZ: with PESAL

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115563
 02.07.2015
It was the first time I saw such a shit in a commercial offer. The second sentence is Napalm! =) is

********** is a classic Internet company with extensive experience of doing business on the Internet, including e-commerce.
The total experience of our IT specialists is 72 years."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115562
 02.07.2015
Any woman can be put into an impasse with the phrase: - Here you answer my question...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №115561
 02.07.2015
American calling 911

(Translation by an unknown author)

“You called 911, what’s your problem?”

“123 Main Street”

“OK, what’s going on there?”

"I would like to order a pizza" (well, another phone joke)

“Mom, you called 911.”

“Yes I know. Can I order a big pizza? Half pepperoni and half with cheese, mushrooms and pepper.

“Mmmmm... I’m sorry, you know exactly what you called 911?”

“Yes, how long will it take?”

“Okay, Mom, are you okay there? Is there a threat to your health?”

"Yes, it is" (a moment of awareness, admit, before that moment you thought, "what a stupid woman")

“And you can’t talk about it because someone else is with you in the room?”

“Yes, it is right. So how long will it take?”

"The nearest patrol is about a mile from your location. “Is there a gun in the house?”

“No”

“Can you stay with me on the line?”

“No is. I am waiting for you, thank you.”

The dispatcher broke this address through the database and detected repeated cases of arrests for domestic violence. When the officer arrived at the scene, he immediately saw the woman in a bad condition and her drunk boyfriend. Boyfriend was arrested for beating, and the controller remembered that call forever.

Author is unknown.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115560
 02.07.2015
The older you get, the clearer you realize that a birthday once a year is not so rare.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115559
 02.07.2015
This is:

And I sat in the car for the first time to my future husband, and even from him gifts was uncomfortable to accept. The initiator of the continuation was, of course, he, but if I was not ready for it, to initiate something he would simply not have the opportunity - banally nowhere. On the street or in the cafe, no one will rape anyone if she went home herself, and even knocked - yes, this is definitely a cocktail, not a refusal. And the statement then because of the lack of the promised iPhone or stamp. So is it :)
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This is from such afterwards and flies into the unfortunate raped "the dog will not want, the cow will not jump". But victims of violence are not always lovers of dubious entertainment and free drinks.
Did you not think, smart woman, that it was only you that could consider the guy to be your future husband, and he could quite well take you, lightheartedly sitting in the car with him, to a deserted industrial zone and beat and raped there? Violent persons do not always behave and look like a hoodie, some love to hunt, deceive the future victim, care first, so it is sweeter then to mock her.
Violents, like you, often say that the victims themselves provoked them, that they are to blame. But how could violence be provoked, for example, by minors or old women? Have any ideas?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115558
 02.07.2015
As a result, I climb. I have been driving myself for 7 years. Interested in your opinion.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It’s stupid to gather opinions when there’s statistics. Rems reduce the fatality from traffic accidents by about three. Given the situation, when you will die with a belt, and you will die without a belt, it means that in one case you will be stuck, and therefore burned, there will be at least ten, if you were stuck, you will remain alive.

I had one car accident, in the ugly place of the reconstructed New Riga from the back-to-back hit a rider standing at one hundred and fifty. I was told then - said, man, how you could only keep the car after that and not come to the concrete blocks, nor to any of the neighbors. Only if I had not been caught up at that moment and flew on the wheel - fucking I would have held anyone, in the best case I would have stayed with my wife with zero legs on two.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115557
 02.07.2015
In Poltava, the tax inspectorate was shot from a grenade.

Wild Wild West.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115556
 02.07.2015
Sorry to enter:

And no one here imposes a heterosexual relationship on anyone.

Remember at least five cases when people in the United States were fired and persecuted for publicly calling for pedophilia? Reverse cases occur about once a month. And this is only in the largest institutions/firms.
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What is the "call to pedestrian" and where did you see it at all? "Acceptance of the LGBT community", "equal rights for sex minorities" and other slogans are all about something else. Let us all become gay and let us touch the anus - this is a call to pedestrianism, but give at least one such example! As long as I have lived in the United States (more than half of my forty-year life), I have never heard such calls in New York, San Francisco, New Orleans, Miami, or even in the, damn damn, gay donald of Palm Springs. They are on the pen, haha. and all! Well, in Castro (gay district in the SF) you can sometimes see a naked man with a flag, well, in California, public nakedness is legal, if without a stand. I’ve lived and lived among openly gay people and couples, and they don’t bother me at all, imagine? All kinds of blatant preachers (gay are sinners, Jesus will save everyone, evolution is a lie) hinder much more.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115555
 02.07.2015
I understood the secret of the boxing career of Klitschko. He talks to the opponent during the match, causing him severe mental injuries, causing the opponent to have a cognitive dissonance, which grows into an injury, and he becomes an easy target.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115554
 02.07.2015
A lot of bucoff...And then, the well-known fact that a child raised by a single mother is more likely to become gay, because. He sees only a female model of behavior in his life. What model of behavior will he see in a same-sex family?
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Well, according to your logic, in a gay family he will grow up 100% male. And men can’t look at girls, but they will look and behave like women)))

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