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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №87627
 29.09.2013
Included heating. Now is
You can not walk in two at once, but only in one sweater.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №87626
 29.09.2013
Suddenly the speed of the internet dropped. I will support.
There is no speed at all.
Yes, we know, who bite the highway wire to your city.In the days we will fix the malfunction

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №87625
 29.09.2013
The Biological Forum.
The mice went into the yard. Impossible to remove. I noticed the strange thing - of those caught alive, two-thirds are dead in a few hours. What could it be?
Yyy: It may be an infection. Have you tried opening?
XHH: I thought maybe stress from catching. If I open, what to look for?
Yyy: Well, if the spleen and lymph nodes are clearly enlarged, then m.b. The infection.
Okay, I’ll catch a few, I’ll see.
WWW: Then those who don’t get killed should be opened for comparison.
YYY: Yes, a piece of 10, at least. Better to bigger.
zzz: Scientific approach in action. Now there are problems with mice in the yard.))))

[ + 37 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87624
 29.09.2013
This is:

The Cuda:

There are 10 types of people: those who understand the binary system and those who do not understand it.

10 Types... Learn Russian, and then be smart.

"There are 10 types of..." - right. It is not in Russian. Two kinds of people, if you know what I mean ;-)

So yes, a great humanitarian detector joke.

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87623
 29.09.2013
Schegloff: When a man says that money can do everything, know: he doesn’t have it and has never had it. Edgar Howe, American writer
I personally have been saying lately that power can do everything. Thinking is understandable? and :)
dysto> and then what about those who talk about the omnipotence of reason?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87622
 29.09.2013
Sly: He’s an old schooler, I respect him. Smiley writes with Tyre.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №87621
 29.09.2013
Given the socio-political situation, during the friendly communication the phrase "Are you a member of the coalition?!" to replace the classic "You are a drug addict?". It was decided that this phraseology describes the situation more accurately and brighter.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №87620
 29.09.2013
Comments on the video "Chicken can stabilize the position of the head in space":
Where to get the chicken...
yyy: Try the nearest club to lure the strawberry daikiri.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №87619
 29.09.2013
A spider bites me today.
Q: What do you think I will be a superhero?
You have to kill your uncle first.
P: This is the hell.
Peter: No other way.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №87618
 29.09.2013
Dear, what was it now? (On an unexpected two-hour sex marathon)
- But you will know how without me to go to the sauna with my friends!
Did you punish me like that? Why not warn? I will go again tomorrow...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87617
 29.09.2013
Alexander Nefedov: Do you have so much energy?
Nataly_va1: I am an energy vampire
Alexander Nefedov: And whom do you forgive?
Alexander Nefedov: how to express it
Alexander Nefedov: Vampires are soaking - yes?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №87616
 29.09.2013
I sit and drink tea. My wife talks to her aunt. Talk about children’s toys. "She has a horn. It is a donkey!and ". I drowned in tea.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87615
 29.09.2013
Q: Was it at the last session?
YYY: It was great
YYY: when the prede entered there were two of the 38 - I and the female
Yyy: in five minutes came Grisha and Dimon
After half an hour, Grisham fell asleep.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №87614
 29.09.2013
The end of the world for Christians
And you, Satanist, can’t do anything?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №87613
 29.09.2013
Scale of evaluation of screenings "Sherlock Holmes" by degree of proximity to the original:
1st by Conan-Doyle
2nd Conan - the Barbarian
Three Conan the Destroyer

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87612
 29.09.2013
Conductor in the trolley bus:
Anyone who has not yet reached the device can use my services. The Commission does not take up!

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87611
 29.09.2013
We buy meals at the supermarket 24 hours a day. Suddenly, from anywhere, a healthy, the size of a cat, a rat, climbs the pipe and disappears in a hole in the ceiling. On the box I report this to the cashier: "have you tried to call the SES? You have a healthy rat running :)". The employee, with a poker face: "what you are right away - "rat", this is not a rat, this is our Alice".

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №87610
 29.09.2013
My daughter reads the booklets, the neighbor’s boy pins the cat, his mother thinks:
"Well, maybe it's not so good if a child at three years of age learns letters, so my brother also started reading early, and then grew up and became a drug addict...

Was it a shield?! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87609
 29.09.2013
From 4pda - discussion of the Nexus 5 benchmarks
As always a bomb.

by Ahmed 112 :)

3Jlou_OguHo4ka: Man named Ahmed is very pleased with the word "bomb"


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87608
 29.09.2013
Progress_99: Tarik, you are an eblan, where are you going to sleep now?
Tariq: Well, I am with you on this issue.
Progress_99: Forget that my sister came to me.
Progress_99: I am surprised to fuck a room for 4000
Tariq: You just didn’t live there. I understand why it is so cheap.
Tariq: It is impossible to live long in a place where the most intelligent, clever, and judgmental person is a cat.
Tariq also has the most pleasant voice.

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