Most of us dream of peace.

Children are honest.

We went somehow into the woods with my little daughter, Stasey, to smash the cherry.
And in those days, she was reading books at night about the leech and other intelligentsia living around us.

Here we walk through the woods, I choose the shepherds, and Staska is trying to find the worst, but he is not. We found a young martyr, I am dealing with the business, and the daughter in the large hole of the lamb is whispering and spells all sorts of whispers. Here, suddenly, a crack is spread and to us, right where the daughter witchcrafted, from the bushes and bushel slowly comes out a man. All dark, grown, bearded and with a tail. I see, and this is one of my acquaintances, Leonidich, his dacha nearby. The daughter looks at him with curiosity and calmly asks, "You are a liar, right?" The neighbor hangs, and I make signs from her back, say, yes, agree. “Well, yes,” says Leonidich, “we’re lying, I’m following the order in the forest.”

My daughter is just happy. She hosted the lion with lambs, and he told her all kinds of forest secrets.
The child is enthusiastic. He asks, “Ley, where is your kimmorah?” Leonidich on a full machine replies, saying at home she, Kikhimora, in the garden everything is digging.
They talked and separated.

And after a week we walked and passed by his dacha. Leonidich saw us and called for a cup of drink. We walk through the area. In the garden of Leonidich's wife. She saw us, bloomed and began, “Oh, what a cute girl! What is your name, sweetheart? How old are we?” But Stasi did not rush to answer. She stared quietly and very carefully at the aunt from all sides. Then she turned to Leonidich and, with her head at his wife, asked loudly, "So what, is this your kimmorah?“”

I still don’t know what to do in such situations.

– Svetlana Petrovna, you dreamed of me tonight!
And what?
What you did not create! I would be ashamed, Blue.

From the phone discussion:

by Fujo! The phone is smaller than the hand.! to

- Since when do nuclear power plants explode after a fork enters one of the instrument panels?
Like cars with bullets.
In Warcraft, you can use a tail to snatch a railroad.
If they hit the buildings for a long time, they will burn.
In the Crusaders the walls are destroyed with swords. Starting from the top of the wall. Standing on the ground.
People were stronger! Not what the current tribe is, the pants are sitting at the monitors.

I bought a brown shirt and when I walk in it, it slips around the body, touching the nipples, thus exciting me. So, I went for a walk with a long-time acquaintance and after a 2-hour walk we already had sex at her house. She said I looked at her so passionately and excitedly that she couldn’t stand it. I think this shirt will be my favorite.)

At work, a letter from the boss:

Make the window a little wider and higher, but without changing the size.

On the website of Procurement.Gov found orders from the State Duma of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation:

1st Execution of works for the manufacture of gift handcuffs
The initial (maximum) price of the contract 497 000,00 Russian rubles

2nd Development of the draft Code of Ethics of the Deputy of the State Duma of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation
The initial (maximum) price of the contract 1 000 000,00 Russian rubles

Per it would be better to order a research project on the topic: "How to waste public funds even faster"?

It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

v8xc: Someday I will give up and still allow Adobe Flash Player to download updates automatically

Iren: I am not lucky in this, I am so prone to allergic reactions that I am even allergic to suprastin :(

The bottom of the rule of the foolish troll-lurkobe: there is not enough brains in the matter to get rid of - to fuck up to grammar. They sang in horror from here, ugly loudspeakers!
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You see, dear student. In the Innet, people communicate through bookmakers. Who’s on the other side, we don’t see. We see the text. And when some idiot tells a deliberate nonsense, and still illiterate - we see only the illiterate text of a fool, who in his whole life was unable to master his mother tongue. And all that, you can no longer think. We do not know that there really is a high dignity man there.
You too – you may be a talented artist there, but in your text I see only a minor idiot. So be prepared that you will be treated like a child fool.

snark: what is good in the contest Russia 10, is that 135 million SMSs were checked to Russia. The rub. have returned :)

Discussion of gasoline costs

>>> if the husband does not give the car then two refuels of 30 l. is quite enough for a month. 1700s somewhere.
>> What if I give?
> Well if you give, then the husband will be more kind and will spend more money on gasoline :D

Hello to everyone. I have recently been on this forum. Reading your debates is quite interesting, but still sometimes I want to laugh. Please give me a humorous resource. Thanks in advance.

My son 5 years!

I go to D/S with my husband. The boy stood behind and looked at the car.
You are backward.
I am not backward, I look at the car.
Dad: And how then?
The beautiful...
What about the details?
What can be the details? I didn’t sit in it, I didn’t ride it... just beautiful.

My father (77 years old) was sick. He says he has a “tremor.” Temperature measurement is refused. The ambulances said so. They were taken to the hospital, took tests and photographs. The diagnosis is pneumonia. The doctor is young and stupid. I diagnosed myself with malaria. The doctor confirmed pneumonia. He does not believe again. The “crab” is in him! What to do?
Jutta: Bring him a piece of grass, a frog’s foot, and let him pray every hour. It is from shrimp. Pneumonia in the pharmacy.

Nicholas is nineteen.
Constantine is twenty-two
They would be proud.
This is their Aikido.

That's why rice with fish and vegetables in hot form - "paella", in cold - "crab salad", and wrapped in algae - in general, "dry"? O_O

with "hobot", the branch about anal sex

He doesn’t want it, that’s all. Some women, on the contrary, flatter from this, and mine not.
How to get used to it, of course, not by violent methods.
To be of the soul, with wind and fire.! to
Give a friend and show yourself how great it is!

Vicheslav
Hello, are you friends with Photoshop?
The Roman
Bumped together.