to this:
Girls, cute, cut off the linen markers on which the composition of the fabric is indicated. Or you then wear a transparent blouse or undercut jeans and walk with a price on yourself.

You are our Esthetic! First, this is not pricing but the information of the manufacturer of the product. And, secondly, we would be happy to cut off these unnecessary pieces of cloth if it could be done! They are damned by death. Cut along the edge of the seam begins to scatter or the edge of the label rub skin, because the labels are made of some kind of dense synthetic, which in the evening before the blood can rub. So be patient. We tolerate and you tolerate. With sincere tears of gratitude: thank you to the manufacturers of clothes and underwear, who attach small, soft labels in invisible places.

And whether the volume of the screws coincides with the number of unscrolled, or I assembled everything correctly.

and HDP

<xxx> Who lives in your house? of the beasts?
<yyy> sea pig :3 birds once was - but flew away and died... and sometimes pigeons
<xxx> "sometimes pigeons" LOL. All of these are "sometimes".

I work in a DVD and CD store. The 2 most frequently asked questions:
1st and what? Is there a fun pass? Take a shit movie...
After the advice, everyone (no exceptions have yet been) asks - What is really a haroshi movie?
2nd Is there any good music "In the machine"? In the course of 5 years of work I realised that the range of music from the category "In the Machine" covers all existing music.

From a game forum:
User01: Hello to everyone
I am looking for a PS game. I remember here that three races people live and orcs when you choose you find yourself in a small town there are wars powerful then comes a message type pay tribute if you refuse to the city are attacked by troops. The hero can be pushed and built like it could not be fought with swords with bows and so on.
User02: You can steal crowns
Battle of Heroes: Crystal of Power + Battle of Heroes: Fall of the Empire
User04: User02, How? How did you understand what we are talking about? =) is
User05: I want to play this game for years.
User02: There are strong telepaths on our site.

Boyar: And there are also rescue vests, also for the desanters, from them this paint will blink straight.
Boyar: You drag them in the warehouse for a couple of hours, and your hands are orange on the elbow.
Button: Why pull them?
Boyar: Why, fucking that behind the stupid question, this is the army naked

In the evening, we cook the chopsticks:

Son: Dad, you promised pork, and you make chicken yourself.
Father: Well, I promised that we would make a shale - a shale.
In this case, the macho...

Ergo: Modern shooters are so "complex" that even I - a rooted fan of step-by-step RPGs - pass them without any particular difficulty.

What do you need to know to be an admin?
Understand the subtleties of the intonation “I don’t work”

Sergey
Natasha, what is a rare name?

Natasha
and ah. The Japanese. Parents are engaged)

Yesterday my monitor burned and I was sent money at work just to buy a new one.
YYY: very good
Now I’m sitting and thinking if my refrigerator has burned up.

From the correspondence:

XXX: (14:23:04 31/08/2013)
How right?
Statues and paintings of the Renaissance
Big eggs and small penis.
The fashion came later, right?

YYY: (14:24:46 31/08/2013)
I went to the shell recently, I would say. And that the worst of it should have been introduced by women, and introduced by men!

I sit in the park, warm in the rays of the passing summer.
There is a conversation from the neighboring store between two, as I understood, young mothers.
Fuck, this is fucking shit!
What about Nash?
The little girl began to argue. I already gave her fucking, and put in the corner, and scared with rubbish. Nicole does not help.
I know fucking what to do to you.

Second day of September
Fuck the internet, fuck it!

Laven

I read and thought:

Kage (22:48:26 1/10/2007)
Fuck my uncle.
The candy was sent...
On the box is written:
Kage (22:49:00 1/10/2007)
Milk, honey, and honey
Nuts, soul and hands
Coffee – a pledge
Amazing taste of these.
Smoothie"
Kage (22:49:23 1/10/2007)
Hands have not reached...

Did the cockerel catch up?? to

There were mice in the apartment. The cat does not catch them. I left the house and my daughter stayed at home. At 1 o’clock in the evening, I sent her a message:
I caught and killed a mouse. Am I better than cats?! to
A second minute later:
I’m better than a cat, but I’m bad.

From the reactor:
Can you imagine what a billion years is? It’s not a thousand years, not even a million. Think about those numbers. You see how mankind has advanced in all directions over 2000 years. I’m even scared to imagine what’s going to happen in 10,000 years.
by FIFA 12014
Oh of Malacca! and :)
The iPhone 500 000 000

As my boss said: "If the hands grow out of the lumbar, it's already good."

Commentary on one film:

If you have nothing to do and you have disconnected the Internet, TV, no books, and on the computer only this movie, it is better to remove it and look in the window, for the sake of the safety of your brain cells.

DoctorDraD: I’m going to fire Wowa.
Vinnipyx: I think Vova can be replaced by anyone.
DoctorDraD: On the coffee car?
Vinnipyx: Oh, it would be magical
Vinnipyx: she’s always ready to work )))
DoctorDraD : :)
Vinnipyx: And he knows his business!