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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96347
 07.04.2014
I think we can end today’s student-teacher quotation with a quote from an interview with RANHIGS Rector Vladimir Mau:

" of course A good university is one where good students study, not one where they study well. If you have good students, they require you to teach them well. This is the first point. The second distinctive feature of a good university is good teachers of any profile. Communicating with a smart person of any specialty is more important than communicating with a fool of his specialty. The task of the rector is to find ways to attract good students and good scientists.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96346
 06.04.2014
The Miley Answers

Vitalik: Punto Switcher is a dangerous program?? to
Rrkol: What... she can change the Russian flag to the US and even to the Ukrainian flag in a trio!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №96345
 06.04.2014
Congratulations, I bought an arbalet!
xxx: sцука бл-бли ебуч @%##$#q as tetevu stretch... And there is no one in the garages....
XXX: The jacket was already broken by the worker.
xxx: Tethy dressed and how to shoot not understood (rofl) would not kill the truth with such a force ]:) xxx: Fuck, the garage neighbor broke :O

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №96344
 06.04.2014
Oh my kids, fuck your mother! It is a maculature!! And not that, not that, not that!! Strictly through the shell...

Santa Claus, I still believe in you. Make, please, so that the internet is allowed only after a verification dictionary of 100 words, with a maximum of three errors!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96343
 06.04.2014
XHH: What I like most about pidarasses is that they don’t reproduce.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96342
 06.04.2014
I understood everything! The company "is time to roll out of the Russian Federation" is the Kremlin's plan to capture the world! First we will spread the Russians across all corners of the planet, and then once - and a referendum.
Without missiles, tanks and other nonsense, we will capture the entire Earth in a couple of generations, if the Chinese do not overtake it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96341
 06.04.2014
David Duchovny, star of the series “Secret Materials,” wrote on Twitter that he felt Ukrainian.

"Salo is somewhere nearby".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №96340
 06.04.2014
Rainbow-Spike: All this false division into humanitarian and technician is wrong and insufficient. There are only:
Rainbow-Spike: technicians who have spent time understanding the structure of their native language;
Rainbow-Spike: - cultural figures who realize that the infrastructure of civilization, giving them the opportunity to create without fighting about food and heating, is held on someone's shoulders;
Rainbow-Spike – technicians who were lazy in teaching literacy;
Rainbow-Spike: – and other debils who are proud of being “humanitarian.”
This is not "humanitarian" They just don’t have a brain.
Rainbow-Spike: And the fifth point goes to the alcoholics, alcoholics and their children. There is no longer only the brain, but also the species belonging.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96339
 06.04.2014
C is:
It is good to have a Chinese car. All spare parts are original :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96338
 06.04.2014
Similarly, I was watching a strangely behaving car. Comparing with her on the lighthouse, he found that the driver and passenger on the move eating chicken grill with their hands.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96337
 06.04.2014
the right direction.

Personally, I see in this the finger of fate – I walked through the woods and met a programmer.

You will see many more people who have been sent by the woods.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96336
 06.04.2014
Let’s get away from politics and laugh at each other.
I propose to open a series of funny stories about what you did in your life for the benefit and for the ease of search to mark them with the phrase "not weak".
Maybe I will start:

Not very weak:
I am the manager of a very small company and the contract for 1 million rubles is very big for me.
Once in my office was drawn the director of the company, which planned to buy materials from us for 2.5 million.
After I told her about the advantages of our product for an hour, she said that she had already heard this from other suppliers and added that if she heard something new from me that she had not heard from others, she would sign the contract on the spot. It was said, done. The contract was signed by her through tears of laughter after I loudly broke.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96335
 06.04.2014
by Maelinhon:
He spent 35 minutes on the internet trying to buy one CD or at least officially download it and support the artist. Well, yes, I’m a mammoth, I always pay for the music and books I like.
did not buy. 2-3 resources format first prove that you are not a camel, and then we will think about whether to bring the goods to your country... as it is there... ". And five dozen torrents.
And these people will prove to me that buying intellectual property is just a matter of conscience. No time, no comfort, no speed.
She went looking for musicians and offered beer for the old lady.

PS - A group not very rare or little known

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96334
 06.04.2014
Dialogue of two crosswords:
What is there?
-"The same as the husband, 6 letters"...first -"s"
This is the "spouse"
and yes?And I only have "DOG" suited

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96333
 06.04.2014
I was driving along the track, a concrete mixer from a company with a very sounding name "Mordocement" runs past me. It sounds like an order or a threat.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №96332
 06.04.2014
A girl told us. I was in Austria and smoked at the hotel one day. A man approaches her and says something in German, she says to him: don't understand, English please. He nodded, showing gestures: Give me a cigarette. She herself mourns, blasphemes about herself, pulls out a cigarette, stretches it, he joyfully asks her: Oh, do you speak Russian? He was a Chechen. Imho, meeting a Chechen on an Austrian street is even cooler than Zen.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96331
 06.04.2014
XXX I want and can't come up with a text under an embiantic melody.
xxx in the head only singing "fuck a horse" in different ways.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96330
 06.04.2014
Is it no longer fashionable to wish for a quiet night? And if you care about my well-being, then I am still the same, half-blind, half-deaf, without a voice, with a terrible cough. A peaceful night!
He: I’m confused... write – you won’t see. Calling you will not hear. You will be silent on the phone.)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №96329
 06.04.2014
by this:

This (or this one)

I understand that I look disrespectful, but what if the seller came to the store to buy bread and asked me: do you have a half?)))) andquot;

Hm If the seller came to the store to buy bread, why did she ask you how much bread you need?
And if you came to the store for bread - then why did you not read in the textbook of the Russian language, how to properly use the implicit movements?

And most importantly:
Half of the bread is purchased not because a full bowl is lacking, but so that it does not spoil... (bought half, ate in a day or two, bought bread again).
and your K.O.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96328
 06.04.2014
I am currently on TV "O.S.P. Retrospective. The study" of 2003 and thought:
When the internet was slow and the TV was still interesting... =)))

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