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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106814
 15.12.2014
Where is?! to
A straight line that needs to be placed. But all
The trouble is that they can plant (and plant) on this.
for completely harmless things, for example,
for what you said to a nice colleague: "you today
You look good" You wanted without any subjects.
Make a man pleasant, and you have a time.
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Where you've heard and seen this - a sprinkle in the studio! You are told in direct text by those living in this rotten capitalism that there is no such thing, you do not have to invent it, and you are again for your own. Think about who and when told you this, and why you believed him.
P.S I live "there", married to "Americos", smiled at me and invited me to lunch without any fear of being arrested for harassment, oh. And around me, chatta couples often form, marry and have children. They have not disappeared, and yet they are not going.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №106813
 15.12.2014
Only now came the realization that we will not give our old toys to our children. Instead, accounts in Steam, Origine, Juppé, etc. will be inherited.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №106812
 15.12.2014
If your husband "is suspected of betrayal", congratulations - the problem is in you. You cannot / do not want / can not build a family life - do not complain.
Look for the problem in yourself, not as a cleaning.

If your wife teaches you horns, you are looking for a cause in yourself or...?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106811
 15.12.2014
Twenty-first: The son came to rally: he got somewhere from the account 70 rubles, and so the whole family is connected to the collective tariff, so that 500 rubles a month is enough for everyone. They began to check the story: he was somehow quietly connected to the service for 70 rubles a month. I called the MTS, asked to turn off everything for the past and no longer connect anything. And the girl from the call center tells me: Yes, you have three services here, now I will turn off everything! Three!! from where?
And these quiet services are like syphilis. It is only necessary to relax - and all, you treat not only syphilis, but also gardnerellosis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and sometimes pregnancy is found.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106810
 15.12.2014
By the way, there are stalkers here, who sometimes include 1 channel? What are they saying there?
Written by Skbar
Skbar is:
About the largest slide in the world, opened on VDNH.
Hopefully it was prepared for the Swan Lake.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №106809
 15.12.2014
proforg13: it’s just shit
by kak2c:
Proforg13: Shortly we go to work with Sevich. On the way, I jumped into a technocil, wanted to buy a skyrim with a face. I ask, and the seller gives me, say you have a child 18?
proforg13: here such Sevitch approaches and asks this young sheep: "Please tell me, how many years do I look like?" She says to him: "Well you are not less than 30".
proforg13: and Sevitch said to her: "This victim of gambling is only six months younger than me. He has been driving for six years, married and raising a three-year-old child.
proforg13: The deceased saleswoman turns to me and says, “I thought you were still a student, and you’re already so old.”
Proforg13: Well, is this not a fucking shit?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106808
 14.12.2014
Appreciated 84% of citizens. I inform you that there is no place for you in the anti-nuclear bunker...All, thank you...All are free.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №106807
 14.12.2014
I work in a hotel.
For a long time I joked about the boss that he was a Jew because he was able to cut costs to something cheaper—just for free.

Suddenly, a tax check came to us.
In the hotel, for the payment of accommodation, there is a bank terminal.It is clear that the transfer, and especially the return, you will not be asked.
Good people from the tax money to the terminal sunny, and then only the xives deployed.They wrote acts, began to gather, as suddenly...They prompted a return.
We have no way back!
Tax: and now a man will come, you do not put his money in the terminal, and give it to us!
Write a claim for return, we will consider it, and we also have a fine of one night for cancellation of booking day by day.
As a result, taxpayers did not find violations, 1.5 rubles left us and left sad and angry.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №106806
 14.12.2014
We want to eat by instincts and not to recover (while the level of natural run-hop a priori is tens of times smaller than that of the ancestors under whom those instincts are strained), we want to be inseminated by instincts as much as possible, but so that no mistress, steep the sky, does not trick and the truth fly (again, the instincts are sharpened during the time when they gave birth fifteen times, so that the children seven survived and the forces of three survived to adulthood), we want to be justified by instincts, but so that this in any case has no consequences!

In general, the enthusiasts of self-justification in Freud's theories for some reason completely ignore the moment that since the time of these theories there has been evidence that although the phenomena of the psyche described by Freud exist, they are far from being limited to them. This is understandable for teenagers with a rebellious desire to break down all the foundations, but still not for adults who have grown up before their own childhood. Don’t you want to rely on the backbone of Morals, Traditions, Religions and all that? The good guys! But you do not need this support in the event that you are able to stand and walk without this support, on your own, and if you have thrown it off from the pure principle and now roll in the pit - the bones were exactly what you needed. Atheism, nihilism and so on are good for freedom of conscience, not for freedom of ignorance. For a real-thinking person, they are good, but here the biomass, unfortunately, deprives the last frame of self-control.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106805
 14.12.2014
You can read this post here:

"Aha, the rabbits are raised! In the city apartment, fucking! She swallowed itself! I made the fabric myself!! Have you ever heard of division of labor? What about working for a state, if you can sustain yourself? Only natural farming, fucking who will allow you to contain..."

Or this:

If you are not aware - the desire to spread its genome is laid down in almost every male. Therefore, the mistress is a basic necessity..."

And you think what am I, so beautiful, doing among these fools here?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106804
 14.12.2014
Continued or not funny?

The snow falls straight –
Enjoy the look.
80 to EUR.
The dollar is 60.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106803
 14.12.2014
On the screen, Turin, looking at visions and revising priorities, throws the crown on the golden floor. The voice in the room: "Oh all!"

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106802
 14.12.2014
XX: Was at the symposium of implantologists, then at courses. I’ve met some special doctors :D
I quote one of them:" The tooth, it is an organ that INCONCEPTLY takes the place of an implant!"
When I stunned, several people even looked at me with condemnation.
UUU: I read "at the alien symposium".
XXX: Believe me, it’s almost the same thing.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106801
 14.12.2014
I didn’t know what to do on Sunday. Cleaned, washed and prepared. She went to her husband - useless, playing. I decided to wash the cats. All day busy! Catch, wash, calm, dry))) I have five of them))) And as they worry about the washer, he cries, they try to take me off my feet...Friends, cats))All in a reward pack of food! And my winch.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106800
 14.12.2014
>>>It happens that the driver is ahead of the schedule, but on the next ride no one will miss it outside the schedule, and it slows down where it is possible and pleasant.

A man from Orenburg told the '90s, we get the train Tashkent - Moscow spare parts on Deu (he had a spare parts store - prm.) once we come to the station, and there is a climbing one, a person suits: are you waiting for such a cargo? I have to go to town. We go 20 km away from the city, we brake near the forest strip, he tells us: now the train will go, you will go to him by farms, he will stop. We are like those with square eyes, we sit, the train runs, we blink, it stops, we approach it... And this is not the train...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №106799
 14.12.2014
As a child, I was studying in a rural school, in the primary classes, we quietly put the lighting lamps under the contacts of the humidifier, soaked with salt water. While the wet pump was wet, the lamp burned, and when it dried out from heating, it suddenly went out. And in the winter, the first 2-3 lessons without lamps are dark. So I walked through the lessons and at the same time loved applied physics - from the private memories of a famous academic, nuclear physicist.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106798
 14.12.2014
A woman in a bus with serious sight asks the conductor:
Does the bus go online?
The conductor hangs for fifteen seconds and unwaveringly gives.
Go to the school, go.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106797
 14.12.2014
The penis injected into the rectum received a set of specific bacteria living in the intestine, and due to the spongy structure to get rid of them with soap was impossible.

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Dear man, tell us from what deaf province are you, where so far schoolchildren transmit such sacred information from the mouth, not afraid of this word, mouth?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №106796
 14.12.2014
Patriarch Kirill condemns the Russians. The foreign words. Remind him, please, that "Patriarch" and "Kyril" are foreign words.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106795
 14.12.2014
The sellers filled with delicacies for 60 thousand dollars, threw a cat into the window (I watched the video where the chickened cat walks on an uneatable snake for him), and now a bunch of idiots come up with a name for the unfortunate animal, which is probably already rotten in one of the garbage.

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