I’ve now actually used the private mode of Firefox to find a birthday present. And you say...

I work as a programmer, and a girl worked here before me.

After reading her code, I don’t care what her character, appearance, or views are. I am ready to marry her and provide her only for the sake that she will never, no, NEVER engage in programming again.

The government will ban people from the internet, then people will start to think more. The government will be destroyed by united forces.

I live in a small town in Germany. The main means of transportation is the bicycle. There are wild rabbits in the city and, of course, from time to time they fall under the wheels of a bicycle. I have my "happy place", where I've already broken 3 ears.The last time a meat mill was - I had to wipe out blood and pieces of wool from the spit. So today I go for food, just on that path, the mood is terrible - I don't have time for anything in the universe. And the weather is good - the sun, warm, around the park area. I am going to the "happy place". I drop the speed, look closely at the sides and notice that the bushes are slightly moving. Here is only, fucking, jump out, I am you (more unprinted lexicon). As a result, my ears are laid off from the whistle, and some guy with his trousers down, trying to stretch them, breaks through the bushes somewhere into the most urticaria, and the bush looks frightened eyes of some painted lady.

This is:
If in the advertisement of Coca-Cola you at least once instead of "To a bright summer with your hand" hear "Doyarka Valletta...", then it is forever :(

Why did you write this?

For five years, after work, I repaired the "flying" system blocks of acquaintances and acquaintances. My crown phrase at the entrance of the next apartment: "Stand antivirus Avast, and you installed Kaspersky from the top, yeah?"- extremely rarely had an asshole)))

There is an anecdote about Bob.
We have a harsh Ural bober in the city! He went to the grocery store, walked there between the shelves, joked along the way, went to the wine department, broke a bunch of bottles, got drunk.
The rescuers pulled him out of there. :D

PS video about this walked over the net five years ago

The Australian Ryan Napoleon won the gold of the Kazan Universiade in swimming 400 m freestyle.
This is the first time Napoleon has won in Russia.

to this:

Max: Van, I understood why Daška kicked me out so actively yesterday!
Max: Yesterday was the fries, I went home from lunch (well fucking, the shirt is completely wet, how will I talk to the subordinates?). I come home, there is silence. I think it’s fine, even though I’m swimming calmly.
Max: I go to the bathroom, I see the light burning - ah, the lady is at home. I go therefore, the picture with oil: Darya with a black mask on the face (some kind of clay), with a cake on the head of shampoo, attention!!! Pulling bubbles out of the soap! With knives!
D is beautiful!
Max: I’m so stunned, and she’s rattled, she’s seriously saying – punish the one who didn’t! Takes my shampoo, pour it into the soap and pleased to let the bubble in me!
Max: Girl 26 years old, yesterday she treated me about the fact that children are happiness, persuaded to have a baby!!! Do you imagine?? to
I: She didn’t play yet, what did you stick? I don't know about the knives :D

Luckily for people! I don’t care about women like that...ehh.

Comments on the news "Snowden disclosed data on Microsoft cooperation with the intelligence services":
HHH: And I think – something turns down and it’s the CIA turning my porn!
UUU: And these people accuse us of piracy? 😉

to this:

I understand that the resource is not an anecdote, but what is the anecdote about Bob?( by
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I literally don’t remember how a guy and a girl had sex on the bank of the river, and then saw the bobs. Well, the guy joked about the fact that they came for the barrel.

Now I am talking only about children.
You still think that those who want to earn more than 10,000. The consumption?
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Here look what a thing - there are people who want to raise healthy and diverse children, and there are people who want money and live like everyone else.

Normal quality own clothes cost some money, and branded and such that Marinka from the fifth floor drowned in jealousy is worth other money.
When your child can eat balanced is one story, and when if potatoes are only Dutch, and beef are only Australian cereal decoctions is completely different.
Books and a set of "young chemist" for a child - a useful and necessary thing, but be sure to change the 4th iPhone for the fifth when it came out - not too much.
Taking your child to school or to the doctor on a Renault Logan makes life as easy as taking a expensive car.

and so on.

It does not depend on the level of income. You can be completely independent and at the same time secure from money. And you can be a rare trunk and get the best in French wines, Swiss watches and Italian cars while working as a caretaker.

In the head, not in the wallet.

Comment on Google Play on the program that displays the phase of the moon:
It’s useful, especially when you turn around.

I sit with my husband at the stadium and watch the universiade.
I: That is it. Going from Jamaica to throw a couple of sticks...
Man: Yeah... it’s better to go to Jamaica and throw a couple of sticks there...
I got in the head.)

My mom wants love again. How to explain to my husband that numbers "Igor is a case", "Matthew-young cable" and "Artem-red cable", it's real about
The dogs?! to

He graduated from a technical university, a specialty engineer-constructor, during his studies he worked in macdake.
They are taken to work for the enterprise, where he did a diploma, a salary of about 15 thousand with prizes and allowances.
MacDack offers a promotion with a salary of 35 thousand.
I think.
Z is. Are you all laughing at the jokes that our missiles even stopped flying to the ocean?

ZloeAloe: decided to spoil her father here - remembered the bearded pleasure, placed instead of the wallpapers of the desk the print screen of himself, and the basket label hid. My mother approved of the idea and laughed. As a result, he excavated the entire computer in search of another access to the basket, and accidentally stumbled upon my world of tanks.
ZloeAloe: Poor mom now breathes, for which I took her husband )))

About Bonbarderers (a childhood story of my class leader).

A long time ago, in the times of the USSR, her mother sent her to the store for bread, but she gave her more money, suddenly something good is thrown out for sale by evening, and the daughter will not be able to buy. And of course, she comes to the store, and there is a large row in the dairy department. She stood up there and asked the aunt next to her: “What are they selling?” and she struck something like “bur-bur” under her nose. She asked and received the same "bur-bur", but already with irritation. I decided not to ask anymore, but to listen to what people say to the seller, go to the counter. And there's the same thing - they say 'bur-bur', pay and get it in beautiful boxes. Here is her turn. And she decided, was not, to try to say something similar to what she had heard. She lowered her head, shrugged and, of course, she understood. And in the boxes was yogurt, at the time completely unknown to us.

My friend's story after the 8th celebration

and Alena:
Fuck, you won’t believe.
I go home on March 8th, after the gold rum, and there is a board of dsp 2x2, none. I barely got home 😉

I took it to the elevator, and it is diagonally only wet.... and I just stood on the side where there are no buttons... I had to take off the boots, press on the 23rd floor, go, then go out and press on the fourth....)))))
I will smoke and go for the second)))))

I accidentally found a thing that swirls like a microwave.
Now at work, like in the elevator, I go down for lunch, jingle as if by chance, and the people while they go swallow saliva.
And Pavlov is seen as a funny man was o_0