I fucked Yulia yesterday.)
How did you fuck her when she left me?
Who was lying in the bedroom?
See also: Anton

In short: The secretary had such a bust that she could only work on the computer blindly.

heard here a few days ago from the owner of a country house, where on the site there is the house itself, flowers, lawn, inflatable pool and a few tree trees - you only need to plant cognac, vodka and wine, then the harvest is not stressed, but relaxed.

I can’t help but get surprised by all these stories about the Post.
I work in an online store, every week we send up to 30 packages in Russia. The label was only once when the document to the shipment was entered the wrong address, that is, it is purely our fault. (We wrote a statement, the package was intercepted, less than two weeks - and it returned to us.)
And, of course, shipments are slowly reaching Kamchatka. But from St. Petersburg in its course there is not a day or two to get there, so it is not surprising.
And you know, no one has ever said that he has received an unopened package or hasn’t come at all. And to me, the parcel from Pyatigorsk went less than two weeks, arrived in perfect condition, and the employee of the mail, a tired young woman, handed it to me, although I flew under the closure and delayed it for more than five minutes.

And the employee of the department in Alexander Nevsky Square wanted to buy chocolate. The boy is not 25 years old. Every second shocks the fist and thumbs, say, why are you not accepting ordered letters? And every time the guy calmly answers that their department has no such opportunity. He never raised his voice, he never cried, he was always polite, though he was rotating like a protein in a wheel, not work, but hell.

And how can I believe that everywhere is shrinking and rubbing?

I: Will you give me?
Girl : what?
I: You know what)
D: Well you say what I will say "yes"!

I am angry with people who take the initiative of me!!! to

Give me my number, I take a look.
He has divided him.
It is: Printed
Live there: and by fax she started heraking every frame in A4 format

I thought!! The wicked, the unstable! c) South Park
These things are transmitted by fax modem! He made himself more stupid than a fool. Remember to! By the fax modem!! to

I drink, I can’t drive.
I played in the GTA, I can’t drive!

From Sailog.ru :

kg: My owner talked about a rough pejo, in which after the update the radio switched channels along with the transmissions. That is, it started with the voice of Israel, the third was given to listen to 88FM, and the fifth sparked Arabic sermons.

Joker: I think I think or something BDSM and very tough sex becomes..mm..fashionable what)
marina_santiaga: Chile is gradually corrupting
marina_santiaga: first it was fun to see the girl's leg, then the sickle, now - how the strawberries are stuck in it
marina_santiaga: the natural course of history

Snark: My ex-wife told me I was too polite and submissive. I instantly recovered because of my concession, and let go the beast that usually sits hungry and angry deep inside. She didn’t call me anymore :)

Next to a restaurant, I see a very wonderful stretch:
"Irish PUB & Italian & Uzbek"
The Uzbek Pub. The Pizzeria.

Raphael: Delayed 11,000 from receipt
The humorist. When I pay the debt, I can only lay the eggs.

When my beloved family,
Which is cultivated and cultivated.
A day to day shit.
You are almost with appetite.

I understand why some girls call their boys "cat".
1. he is dull
When he wants to eat, he can weep long and disgustingly, demanding to put food in his mouth.
3.Lives well
Similarity is 100%)

From the discussions on sylog.ru:

SERGEY: And I have a beautiful handwriting right now. And I want, any style I can, any slope and with curls.

Well, Wardom is all owned here.

One of the online games.

xxx: Guys, everyone knows that couples are boring, but I spend couples on the note, this is actually the question of which games can be broken while the pair is going).
Anything you need in the army.
YYY: Sappers for example

"The Crisis of Sisadmin" I really want to fix something, but everything works!

What will the red card showed to an atomic car on the post?
yyy-removal from the road part
The car is out of the race.

Kobalt: The fact that you left me doesn’t mean you’re indifferent. Because as soon as I could, I found where you were, I learned what I could about the place and the people that were near you.
Kobalt: Why didn’t you say it before? There was no point in posting it.
Cobalt: If you have questions, ask them.
Is it possible to pick up oatmeal today?