The apotheosis of my shortness was to rebuild the route in the subway to catch 3G everywhere

From Habr:
The NES (Dendy) cartridges also had protections that made the complexity of the game untouchable if the game discovered that it was hacked and launched on a non-original NES. And since there was no original NES in the Soviet space at all, games like "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2" we passed, not even knowing that the developers considered them unpassable.

I, as a geologist, can shake my face to anyone who thinks oil is a product of the decomposition of dinosaurs.

I can’t just take it and shake someone’s face. I am a cultural man, not a geologist.

Wut: in the Belarusian army “potato cleaner” is not a punishment, but a kind of troops!

xxx: {link to picture with text: "Today is Monday, and tomorrow is Friday"
I am Jokingly
So in 2 days we should have time as in a week @ boss
XXXX: Rolex

After the son is sent to the father-in-law for a day or two, he returns to us in an unbalanced and extremely exhausted state. My wife and I call it the “Grandma’s Effect.”

“That’s always the case in the spring, Maugli,” Balu said, breathing hard on his ear.

A young woman speaks on the phone:
I’m glad I didn’t get on the car today. You imagine, I look out the window, so all the moves are closed, the cars are standing, horror! Probably an accident somewhere.

Stelve: Fantasy writers have seen the man of the 21st century conquering space on ultra-fast starlights. They believed that this person would be able to solve any global problem, defeat disease and be fucking educated.
So what do we have now? Man of the future, equipped with a healthy shoulder (with a flexible display!!), lying in his pocket, with miracle glasses on his eyes and clocks on his hand (which show anything, but not the time), constantly hanging in social networks, posting photos from his glasses on Instagram, and viewers - on YouTube, parallel asking the clock for a new cast, and then on that wifay constantly rolls off.

After the confused question of the neighbor: "The cats have not been born yet?" - I realized that the cat is really time to put on a diet.

Now on TV advertising of a new foreign car, the slogan "Ideal for Russian roads".
A little lower under the star "Not intended for driving off-road".
It was beautiful, nothing to say.

Advertising: "Candelaki, Simonian - iron ladies!"
Looking at them, there is another slogan: "silicon bl@di!"

Alexey: I fought with sweaters over the weekend.
Alexey: Well, how I fought... I was kicked off=)

zzz: There is really a vacuum shit.
SSS: More specifically?
ZZZ is spherical.

I can explain about the arrows "right-left" on the torpedo of the training machine.

I am the Left. At one time, I was re-taught to hold a spoon and pen with my right hand. Then everyone was re-taught, not at home - so in school. Something I can do with both hands, something only with the left, something only with the right. So, I think, so far, with the definition of left-right I have a lot of tension. It doesn’t work automatically, I have to think a few seconds first, and on the road it’s not always possible. Probably a lot like me.

Goyarn: I like good ends. All enemies are dead, heroes are alive and all fucking.

DEMON: I will only say that the first half of your phrase is quite ambiguous, about the second half I would rather be silent. LOL

Announcement in the trolleybus:
"Conductors are required for constant work, from 16 tr"
On the bottom of the pen is assigned: "not issued"

On one of the new fashion websites, where anonymously ask questions:
Sex as a package.? to
In the sex shop, I smash phaloimitators with spicy pepper until nobody sees them.

You seem to be good. What are you doing with the caregivers?
I buried in the yard. A kind of collection.

The careless Colonel of the State Inspectorate, being detained by state inspection officers, drilled, threatened them with "big problems" and eventually tried to throw the drug. The situation is funny, but for some reason it is not funny at all.