The Paranoid:

VKontakte offers me a friend of a person with whom we only called on mobile phones and called only by name. Mobile phones are not modern smart touchers and not even smart at all. Not even modern. And 5 years ago over the phrase "VKontakte - a branch of the FSB" almost everyone was friendly.

VTentakle and other social networks usually use an algorithm of the type of "o;, Vasya is familiar with Petey, and Pasha is familiar with Petey, let us offer Vasya to make friends with Pasha". And you’ve already set up conspiracy theories and you’re stockpiling a mortar.

xxx: We had a boy in the yard with a "rocket". Naturally, this "rocket" was based on the cutting of a large branch of wood. Only he didn’t shoot the “pineapple,” he spoke the sound of the “bird” and sprinkled that wooden piece into someone’s hole, and then he cried rolling on the ground.

> Oh my little boy. The Hippocratic oath is obsolete. The oath of a Russian doctor has no legal force. And in the official instructions is not written what to consider recovery and why it should be sought. Again, there is no such concept in the Russian legislation. Read on leisure in the Criminal Code, it is written that there is a robbery, that is a rape and how to qualify a conspiracy. And about the patient's recovery - no lines. Just about papers. If you have been cured, but the doctor has incorrectly filled out the card - the doctor can be punished with a ruble. If you are unfortunate, but the card is filled correctly - everything, you were defeated as it is supposed, there can be no claims, there is no reason for disruption. This is so.

Let me kiss you! I’m gone, the honest word.

Life has taught us to combine extremes. Love people, but be indifferent. Doing good and expecting evil. Hope for the best, but expect the worst. Believe in people and trust no one. Be optimistic with realistic views. To live with an open heart and not to let anyone in. One part of you must love the world and admire it, while the other part must wait for a blow and be ready for war.

"I want to film in New York", VKontakte

Hello, my name is Stasiq, I am 8 years old (after the second dozen), I love singing (when nobody hears) and dancing (when nobody sees). I live in St. Petersburg.

I am a very talented boy: I can play the piano "Have my grandmother lived with two cheerful goats" (one finger of any hand or leg) or I. Kriger’s menuit (two hands but with mistakes), as well as the first 12 notes of E. Dogi’s waltz from k/f "My affectionate and gentle beast",... I love to draw, especially rectangular coordinate systems, spheres and various highly artistic abstractions of the type of "Kaliak-malak". I still like to read, my favorite books - works of G. Wells, and "Paint yourself" of various authors.

When I was 8 years old (without any dozens) I was engaged in acrobatics. When I was doing salto, I never landed on my feet, but it was fun to jump on the trampoline. Athletics, unfortunately, have been cancelled, and I have never received the title of C.M.S., or even the grade. But at the age of 15, he broke a brick with his naked hand in his grandfather's yard until he saw it.

My mom told me I needed to go to the cinema. Dad doesn’t say anything, he’s watching a movie. He would have seen me in "Jerusalem"!

My friend wrote on FB:
This is Peter, baby.
I go out to the beach and wait for Uber.
My right leg was swollen in the knee for a day.
Beautiful sunrise over Peter.
And here the knee "shoots" wild:
Their mother!
I say I.
I totally agree with your point of view, the sunset is untransmitted.
Speaks of an intelligent kind of grandfather passing by

How important is self-reliance.
I sit with the door. The thought does not go. I’ve been dumb for half an hour.
I found the link to the button "all do get started".
I pressed.
I gave you "Now you have everything done!"
Well, the thing went =) and the thought came +)

Six months ago from Nizhny Novgorod a sister with tribes came to visit, they went to a shopping center. The boys were very pleased with the children's steam car, which moves circles around the station, rides, impressions a lot. But last week I was with a response visit to my sister, went out for a walk, and the little girl dragged me to the tram stop: Uncle Sereza, we went on a steam car to ride! I am in a stupor... Well, we went... It turns out after a trip to Moscow, the sister rides the boys on a ring tram once a month, spending 20 rubles, and impressions not less than 600 Moscow rubles.

Instead of morals: for children, the process is important, not a beautiful packaging, all of a good mood and kindness, cheer your children, even if there is no budget.

I recently went to an interview. It ended up with the fact that I did not accept their offer, of course, and one of the people who interviewed me resigned and went to work with us when I told what I had in the current position.

Sometimes you need to take a step back to make two forward. For example, for a month to give away an apartment to drug addicts, so that neighbors move away.

A guy who is afraid to meet on the street is rightly afraid. In the vast majority of cases, your girl will be burdensome, and she will try to get rid of you. Well, simply because on the street try to meet usually not very interesting individuals of your sex. If you really want to, then print a visit card with your phone or soap, and you just like it, say, you are beautiful and I want to get to know you, you probably have little time now, but I hope that you will call me / write me, offer a visit card and you can some bit like a little chocolate. Give, and go, don’t stand over your soul (unless she says she has time now). Girls are curious creatures, and many will like that you don’t press them right there. "To swear" will be more than the obsessive "and my mind your phone", filled with a puddle "your mother's son-in-law does not need" and other shadows. is verified.

I go, I do not disturb. The magic stick. I am staying, ala-ulu, with a pleasant sight, a haishnik is coming to me.
Hello, please have your papers.
I: And you are who? Why do you ask? Imagine, please – (I’m kind of smart)
G: What do you think I am?
I: Well, I don’t know...
G: Why did you stop here now?
I: So you asked for it.
G: Right, so if I asked you to rest, and you did, then who am I?
I wanted to say something like “Huy in the coat,” but I said, “I give up.” You are probably a hooker?
G is no.
I am :?! to
I am Captain Ivanov. A special battalion of this kind. Your documents please.
I give documents. They are OK. Drink as usual.
I decided to "smart" to the end: Yes.
Now the hoist does "?And let’s breathe!
I breathe, the device shows nothing (I actually did not drink anything)
Q: Are you scorned?
I: No, I actually drank an hour ago.
G : What?
I: Well the beer...
and pause. Haishnik: What is it?
I am nonalcoholic.
and pause. Tagged with: ELI?
Now I do "?!" What is it?! to
G: I go...
and pause. I: Well it is El.
G: Well, what, right I take from you, I will now issue a receipt, pay within...
I: For what?
G: So you eat it. As you should know, since June, drivers are prohibited from eating.
He is smiling, the fool.
A large pause. I have smoked?
Haishnik smiling: Okay, ride - and extends the documents.

A friend asks about the former owner of my new rental apartment (an old grandfather quietly rested from old age):
YYY: And he, what, died right in the apartment?
XXX: No, he was like a cat, feeling death went to the fields.

My husband is not a very sociable programmer. I am looking for work. In the morning I read loudly the job description of the recruiter in the IT company:
M: If you can talk to an introvert...
I: Yes, I can marry him!
M: O_0

<<<<“Wikipedia” is built as an absolutely oligarchic structure, when the power of the units essentially controls a huge horizontal structure,” Zharov explained his point of view.>>>>
Let’s talk to the comrade: he doesn’t like the actual state of affairs in the management of our country.

As my grandmother said, marrying, grandchildren, you can’t blame the government for all of your crimes.

My brother was frequently assaulted at school. He did not give. I talked to him and told him to give up.

Then, his mother (my aunt) tells me: they robbed a little boy in school, well he and looped in the carrier of the offender. He pulled out his hand and broke his nose. My mother came to school. She handed her brother a chocolate and thanked her son for teaching her unrighteous.

Allo, Serega, is it you?

and no.

Why is?

The state office. by admin.

Do you think someone is using the function for the visually impaired on our website?
- I... when I find a buoy cottage on it...

Dear fans of shoes!
To come to visit and walk there barefoot is at least inappropriate - barefoot relates to intimate parts of the body and it is not worth showing them. Not to mention unhygienicity and inestheticity.

Dear offerers of shoes!
According to the label, guests walk either in street shoes or in replacement shoes brought with them. Offering guests to sleep or wear home shoes is the highest degree of impotence. When inviting guests, it is worth noting that they must bring shoes to change clothes.

For guests in principle: when you go to someone to visit, leave home open shoes, wear a closed one, and under it - clean, fresh and whole socks.

Wow, it’s easier
Here many more from your dress code swimwear bombs, and you took the shoes.