He has no king in his head.
That is, his cockroaches have democracy.)

dp: Father told... His acquaintance went to the Czech Republic to marry his daughter... He says, they take us on the track, and I can’t! I fall asleep! I do not feel the road. It's terribly straight, I think the drive would break down too.
Beyond the village some started to pass, and there a pair of three cats... Driving: "Terrible! The nightmare! Roads like in Russia!"... I didn’t find anything to answer :)

When there is an error, it cannot be copied into the buffer and swallowed.

I will uncover a terrible secret. It can be copied! When the error window in the focus you just need to tap Ctrl + C and the text is copied, and also with the head of the window. A miracle, isn’t it?
Z is. Once upon a time, admirals and sympathizers gathered together.
and Z.Y Kotte, odmin, tits, shredder, hoyace O_o

I work in the police. Picture with oil: before the frosty morning, we drive through a confidant area, on the subject of offences, on a narrow automobile and pedestrian bridge, we face a well drunk man (if he stands on his feet), on the question "Can you get home yourself?"The man with an insult in his voice (just to the depths of his soul) replied: "What a house, I go to work!!"This country will never be defeated!

EMS Post of Russia.
1: throw, asked me to log to see which websites are visited more often with us.
2 and what?
One man in the shop yesterday sought where to buy a pneumatic gun, and today how to sell a human kidney.
2: Buy a gun.

pavel.odintsov how will the happy inhabitants of Mars call this damned planet?
Nikolay.vaganov: Chinese city =)

Q: Can you put potatoes in the soup?
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Imagine, the Japanese delegation went through the factory
What does my potato have to do?
xxx: lunch break, I sit in the rest room, eat, soup, by the way, very delicious
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
The Japanese come in
XXX: And right at this moment the potato floor slips out of my spoon.
XXX: Pulling in the plate
XXX: I’m getting used to it.
Here they were with the cameras.

Is there a validity date for condoms?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Well xxx then I will have it until 2015 and then I will throw it out.

Sister: Human DNA is 90% similar to the DNA of salad.
Olivia is Olivia?

As a real Buddhist, I think she is nothing.

Today, the most accurate time is shown by the sand clock, in which the gold sand.

Here is the cat!
A acquaintance told me. They have a cat, and they are very clean. And they and his husband taught him to go to the toilet, but not just to walk, but also to wash behind! Her husband adjusted the mowing mechanism for a long time so that the button would move softly.
And here one day the owner noticed that the cat, who went "in his business", something for a long time does not get out. When she looked at the castle, she was in shock. During this time, the cat pressed the slide, listened and pressed again.
It turns out that day the cold water was turned off for two hours!

The climate in Russia is intended primarily for the destruction of the enemy.

I am going to teach my son Linux from a young age. And I’ll hide Wendy like a porn.
YYY: In school will show anyway...

hipo_ (11:14:01 26/03/2013)
heh, I thought that the accountant's trouble canuled in the summer, now the grandmother came, she often happens to us, she was with a laptop all the time, now she's flying, asking for a computer to put on, they said if there is a possibility to bring a computer, then we will do the Bank Customer on it, she brought it now... MONITOR))))) and the system operator, says why you, you have a lot of them, connect any)))) classic of the genre straight, smiled))

I remember a couple of years ago in April, some places were still snowing, and you are in March. It feels like the same nits are sitting, which last summer joked in comments about an abnormal summer, then about winter and finally spring. Everything, the circle closes, look for a new theme for a bitch... You would be in my childhood, in the mid-1980s, the frost for 30 and the heat for 40 and nothing, walk running every day, and not cheering about the weather.

You are right! I remember in the early 1990s on the 9th of May walked around Mechersk Lake among men engaged in underground fishing. It was already +10C, but over the winter the lake so much frozen. Nizhny Novgorod, by the way, not a tundra. And in the mid-1980s, somewhere under the grass of last year on the shore of the Volga, snow lay until the end of May.

and Sergio. 15 to 23 :
and healthy. Remember how in the diamond hand - "toilet type sortir"?))

bro (15:23) :
ME and JO

Doreen

and Sergio. (15:24) is the
We have sent documentation for the construction of the gas pipeline in Kazakhstan - "bla-bla-bla. These are buildings and structures. and p.4 -" cleaning for 1 OCHKO" :D

bro (15:24) :
:D
Thank you, I rushed

YouTube video for the bottle:
No friend you are just not a long man and you look one side and you need to broaden the horizon and you will understand the song

A couple of years ago we had a cat at home, my sister and I came up with an unusual name - Sigma.
Now I am in second grade at the college of telecommunications, and the cat is already beginning to realize that Special Conductivity also needs to be responded to.

The Fucking Snow
Yes, he killed Dumbledore!