Recently a guy wrote a friend from the institute: I knew you were a witch, but so much?! After I didn’t sleep with you then, my whole life went on a crawl!
I don't know what he is about, but I agree =)

(Dialogue about the circumcision of the burnt bark of bread)
You cut too much.
The rabbi will say this.

Strugatsky always wrote bad, boring and uninteresting!
This is for the intelligents, run!

The Yandex block. There are 9 balls in Kiev.
Why didn’t you go on the subway?
The crown does not pass.
Drunk people are not allowed in the metro.

XXX: How are you doing? The ugly?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
XXX is hell.

Berezovsky died in his bathroom by hanging.
YYY: But since he died by his own death, there was no stranger and it was suicide. c) The police
YYY: England is It is not for you to shoot in the back of your head.

Apple has enough funds to buy back Cyprus and rename it to Ay Cipro.

See, right behind the sign there is a free parking space!
YYY: You mean: behind the sign "stop is prohibited"?

My wife is calling:
Did you call me?
I am not.
I received a SMS and you called me twice.
No, I did not call.
To whom did you call? Two more times?

How to play Minecraft without a video card?? to
Igor: Lego, cubes, bricks, foam concrete...

XXX is
Is there an accident on the highway again?
YYY
and UGU. The rough Sverdlovsk and Khabarov excavators always know where to dig to get into the main optics of Rostelecom, which does not even remember the development department.

A new form of nostalgia appeared when you go to a site where you once sat for months, and then for six months did not enter, and they updated the design, and you can't find where something, and some native fichies are cut out at all. And you realize that the world will never be the way you loved it.
c) the tetchen

from a discussion on the topic on the hubre: "Taiwan court allowed pirates to legally distribute films for adults"
xxx: Japanese fuck, work, and these Taiwanese make a living from their work
The Japanese in the real sense...

XXX: And on the face beauty and shape 60-90-60
YYY: Interesting column, for the lover...

Commentary on the post denouncing flights in the economy class.

XXX: The plank car is crying over him!
yyy: the side of the toilet)
Zzz: With drunk dembles.
Uuu: in Sochi in the summer with closed windows
rrr: when there are many parents with small children in the car.
The door to the toilet was not closed.
Moscow and Bishkek!
BBB: Everyone seems to have gotten such places =)

"Style " News of St. Petersburg
The results of the scanning of the body of the entrepreneur Boris Berezovsky indicate that the cause of his death was suffocation. There is no trace of violence.

one of the comments: "Look, the frog has drowned."

And you know that if you look out at four in the morning, you can identify all students, freelancers and freelancers by the light in the windows.

You are friends with him, right?
We were in the army together.
HH: So what is the problem?
He likes to lick my heels.
No to you
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God it’s not me!! Don’t write me anymore, I’m not like that.
I did not send it to you!! I wrote this to my sister. The cat loves to lick the feet!! The cat!! to

One of my friends is trying to stop me :)

The fucking!
I said shit!
I said the fucking word.
The fucking man!! to

The Funny Subscriber:
Hi to you! The internet does not work!
Go to the router.
Arrived
Is the dog burning?
FIG knows it, if only with gasoline. But I did not try.