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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79087
 22.03.2013
[21:50:06] Alex: nju i 4to ti znajesh in German?
[21:50:14] Christina: shayze, swine
[21:50:19] Christina: Hitler’s coat
[21:50:33] Christina: Ain, Zwain, Dray
Alex: I all?
[21:50:46] Christine: No
[21:50:58] Christina: du... du haste... du haste haste

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79086
 22.03.2013
Kadoshmsk
Great objective, a lot of interesting stuff with it. One of my favorites. I am a D80 friend.
sharp and fast.
I recommend.

ivandalavia
Pictures show, or I also yesterday in the sauna Jeanne Friske had in different poses

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79085
 22.03.2013
Voyager 1 is leaving the solar system:
XXX again? I flew in November.
YYY: A few years, everything goes away and goes away. Since 2010. There are apparently several boundaries in the solar system, only Viki mentions two dates of departure. In general, everything is difficult.
Zzzz: He is in Deuti-Free. He has already crossed the border, but has not yet flown.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79084
 22.03.2013
My wife goes for a walk with her child.
I: Do you want to go to the store?
A: We will be. And why?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79083
 22.03.2013
20.03.13 will enter the history of Russian television.
ren-tv:" and electricity was planned to be received from dynamomachines running on solar cells";

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79082
 22.03.2013
My friend is a fan of Half-Life.
He has a red assembly at home and he (with a beautiful vision) bought glasses like Freeman.
A lambda is painted on the wall.
But the most masterpiece is a soft toy-headcrab. He sleeps with her, explaining it by the fact that he has everything like Freeman.
We probably don’t know anything about Freeman.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79081
 22.03.2013
VikZak: There was a spam from Forex: "In one hour you could make $1 100, trading on Forex.".
VikZak: If you think so, I can make a million euros in a minute if I find them on the road in a suitcase.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №79080
 22.03.2013
Jack_daw: From a conversation with a police officer on the road in Germany (ordinary document check):
Did you drink alcohol?
and no.
The drugs?
and no.
Have you had problems with the police in Germany?
and no.
And at all?
Well, it happened, the speed was above...
The policeman doubtingly looks at my Pagero-Sport and says:
Have you exceeded the speed??? In the Mitsubishi?? to


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79079
 22.03.2013
RIA Novosti, reviewing the lawsuit about the video on YouTube (which Rospotrebnadzor considered suicidal, and YouTube LLC disputes this opinion in the court), reports: "Rospotrebnadzor expressed concern in connection with the fact that in recent times on the Internet more and more pages are created, on which is placed ambiguous information, which is difficult to interpret."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79078
 22.03.2013
The tax on the car will be 9,000 a year. We drink one and a half drinks a week.
And now the tax.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79077
 22.03.2013
Mda... No, of course I expected an annual joke about the fools, but what if it was about spelling...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №79076
 22.03.2013
I sit in the toilet in the institute, I hear two other girls come in. The further dialogue:
Masha, are you here?
WOW: Where do I think I can go? The Ministry of Magic.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79075
 22.03.2013
Russian adopted children remain citizens of the Russian Federation until the age of 16.
YYY: Yes, but I will remain a citizen of the Russian Federation until I die.
ZZZ: And you will behave badly - even in the next life!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79074
 22.03.2013
In the bus today I heard a masterpiece - "Mash, I swear to you, now I will come home and sleep like a murderer!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79073
 22.03.2013
In May 2007, a Dutch television company announced the casting for the new Big Donor Show. The story follows a deadly ill woman named Lisa who gave her kidney to the needy. But she had to give it as part of this show – choosing between three participants, to whom this kidney could save their lives. The task of the participants is to encourage the choice of the donor and the viewers in their favor. The winner was given a kidney. The other two participants left with nothing. The announcement caused an incredible resonance around the world. Especially given the fact that the founder-father of the channel Bart de Graaf died five years before it was due to kidney disease.

Soon there was a fat point. There was no show at least in the announced form. It all turned out to be a good promotion campaign. And the deadly ill Lisa turned out to be a completely healthy actress. The channel announced that all three participants were found extraordinary donors, and people should think about their healthy kidneys and other organs that they will take with them to the grave. They summed up the action with the words “Bart would be proud of us!”

Results: Within a few hours after the broadcast, 12,000 text messages came with a wish to become a donor, 7300 new donors were registered in the Dutch donor organization a month later, and millions of people around the world thought about the problem of organ donation. In 2008, the show won an international Emmy in the nomination of Non-Scripted Entertainment.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №79072
 22.03.2013
Discussion of sapphire glasses for smartphones on Habrah:
GreatRash: Corund also has the formula Al2O3, and the hardness is 9. The sapphire glass probably sounds just better than the corundum.
k12th: Natural corundum and sapphire (and ruby) differ only in impurities that make a difference in color.
Vanfukov: The sapphire attacks with cold, and the ruby with fire.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79071
 22.03.2013
The state of the roads Governor Yakushev determined from a helicopter.
What was he, was he afraid? Ordinary roads in Tyumen, could and could ride.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №79070
 22.03.2013
XXX: Yes of course. Mishana bought a free porn hosting with high visibility. And hanged a script that showed an outgoing visitor the message: “We just recorded a video from your webcam. If you do not want the video to be posted to you on YouTube, send a text message..."
YYY: Fuck...
XXX: I saw statistics – more than 200 payments per hour (first day). So don’t have to say "Everything is busy, no longer business ideas" :-)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79069
 22.03.2013
XXX is
Dining facade - a mixture of chicken with a bordell...)) Without insults, facade)

YYYY
Are you a chicken or a fuck?

XXX is
I am a visitor here! Either you want to get everyone on the corner, or... Well, you understand)

ZZZ
The face of a modern student. Hungry and unsettled.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79068
 21.03.2013
The art director has humor.
He comes in and says, “Happy holiday to you!
We are: thank you! And with which?
World Dawn Day

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