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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №78887
 18.03.2013
This is the general characteristic of any lazy cattle. And moneylessness and certain women are just a special case.

of course. And children will be fed postulates on the subject of money - evil, dust and dust under the feet of highly spiritual and morally stable personalities. You can earn money without education. Don’t worry about subfeminists – any normal woman is looking for a healthy, non-drinking, stable-earning husband. Don’t believe it, that’s normal! You can’t provide a family – don’t multiply.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №78886
 18.03.2013
and sad? Nothing can rejoice?
Watch porn with Ukrainian subtitles.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78885
 18.03.2013
My neighbor in the room has a coward, whose belt has the repetitive word "hero" written, and the back, where the seam is sewn, so that the word "gey"... I don't know whether to tell him about it or not. He will suddenly think about something...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78884
 18.03.2013
The Modern Army:
A senior officer calls for the wiring system. I answer that she is not in the mood, needs adjustment. She asks why I didn’t set her up. I did not even know if he should say that neither the boss nor our engineer can set it up, the system itself is 30 km from the part and the last specialist who could come with the necessary equipment and set up, died 5 years ago...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78883
 18.03.2013
What else would you eat to lose weight?
Stanislav: many options to choose =)) bull chain, for example

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №78882
 18.03.2013
Ruth right on Android is nonsense compared to Ruth right in the garage.
There is snow above the belt. The cats found a trap and got access to the garage.
Now they have a garage with a rott...
XHH: In the sense, it’s collapsing there.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78881
 18.03.2013
I am lying in the hospital, watching telecoms, killed advertising: leg cream with leech extract! The extract. and drunken.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №78880
 18.03.2013
For a long time there is a bloody tripartite war between the curved hands, the switcher and the search line of Google.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №78879
 18.03.2013
by :
Girls, help me to find a song, singing a girl in English (?) It is only in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A slow lyrical song.

I’m sorry, but maybe it’s Scorpions – Holiday. Then suddenly ?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №78878
 18.03.2013
About WoT:

xxx: Each art has its own peculiarity, I wonder if it were Israeli, what would it be?
Yyy: She would silently be reduced toward Palestine...

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78877
 18.03.2013
A 15-year-old teenager from Tsfat was seriously wounded after a projectile explosion. As it turns out, the injured teenager was using an electrical pile for the old projectile he found. Police have started an investigation into the incident.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №78876
 18.03.2013
- Message from Beast View Message
In the south of Moscow on the evening of March 16, as a result of a conflict due to a packing place, a man injured three people from a traumatic gun. This is by RIA Novosti with reference to the press service of GUMVD in Moscow.

Will it still be. And life went.

The news could be another. A third person was killed by an unarmed man from outside the parking lot.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №78875
 18.03.2013
Will you have cake today?
YYY: I don’t know
You can even choose something. With cabbage and rom? So what?
A cake with Rome? Have you won since morning?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №78874
 18.03.2013
One day, I crushed up to "I go out" and I say to him like gather clothes and go out of here...
Do I collect things?
He is myself... a break... and where?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №78873
 18.03.2013
In times came: in order to get a person out of the bathroom you just need to turn off the wifi, but sometimes it is necessary to do this together with the neighbor.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №78872
 18.03.2013
Recommendations for Chinese nails:
There is no compass, no compass, no compass.
Absolutely a halter. Where are at least two SIMs and a TV?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №78871
 18.03.2013
And do you know why the Chinese Wall will not protect the Chinese from the Russians in case of what?

Because one day a special battalion of neighbors with perforators will go to her and the Chinese themselves will diminish us about mercy.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78870
 18.03.2013
xxx: Sorry Adblock can’t be put on the TV :(

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №78869
 18.03.2013
Have you also been caught by the crowds of fools, who suddenly decided that on March 1, the snow was to melt abruptly and grow flowers, and post on this occasion thousands of foolish jokes?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78868
 18.03.2013
And,..., in the first fairy tale on the first page there are 2 gross spelling errors. Sometimes it didn’t come to mind, but maybe it could be handed back to the store? You can’t give it to children"

You can probably say with the words "there are 5 mistakes in the book. Can you find it?"

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