"In Kostroma, a cowboy from the zoo is forced to spend the night out on the street because of the family’s increase"... This news on Yandex made my day...

The US intends to support democracy in Venezuela". and Obama.

Dialogue with my girlfriend.
I bought a new taxi driver, it’s so cool.
It doesn’t matter what the dog is about!
No, she is a girl!
- O_O

On the day I go from work about 19 o’clock, near the subway I meet a guy on a bicycle - standing, thoughtfully examining. I approach him, he turns to me with a questioning look. Well, I think I’m lost, the stitch will ask – where is that and that... And he: “Tell me, please, is it morning or evening?”
Not in space, but lost in time.

Xhhh: throw, the man came, ate to zero, sprinkled all the money, left nothing and blasted the whole bar stand.
WOW: The Tea Blaat

In the shop.
They have already eaten! They don’t count vodka for drink, give them martini!

It’s time to change something in my life. In the evening, I sit on the TV and look at the couch.
222: reading the toilet to shower in the refresher?))

XHH:"It is good to be a socket. You lie somewhere, they are always looking for you, no one goes anywhere without you. Plus, you have a second half."

Which in 80% of cases dies after the first wash, not everything is so smooth in the life of the socks

This is for women’s socks, men just need to be enough black, polygamy-hule.

Tagged: blade

Wow, of course

Merlin: I like our idols. When a diskette is suddenly needed to reboot the Mars spacecraft at NASA - it's a baby and oh how cute. And if we are talking about a similar outdated iron in Roscosmos - it is a shit, shit, and it is time to roll out of this country.

The fraudsters have begun to put “left” terminals. How to Identify a Grey Terminal

There lived at Givi two cheerful Qiwi,
One grey, the other white.
Two fun Qiwi.

(My husband is a surgeon)

You can imagine what a seed was.

The tampon of poor quality caught, this morning, getting, pulled off the rope

When my husband asked me why I was sitting in the bathroom for so long, I remained silent.

The husband went in, saw me with a rope in his hands and with the eyes of a sad begemot.

xhhh: damned, said "shoot your legs"

HH: And what do you think?

I pulled out for two.

I am "how skilled you are"

He said, “I am in fact every day getting every hernia from the blood-flowing people.”

Remember, guys: the desire of a girl is the law! (Silent, on the side) And the boy’s wish is so... Amendment to the law.

News on the first channel:
Is it easy to kidnap a child? Easier than simple. Our correspondent was convinced of this.

Feminism and gender equality are mutually exclusive concepts. Their movement is called FEMINIST, not some kind of ‘gender equality movement’ or something like that, but FEMINISM, that is. They are concerned only with the problems of women, they only want to improve their position in society, and it is impossible to equality when you fight for the rights of one gender and ignore the rights of another. Have you ever seen feminists advocate for calling women into the army? Or asked women to stop beating and fucking the brains of men (in the United States, feminists still decided to prohibit men from screaming or somehow breaking down on women, not the thing to fuck, although for some reason when a woman screams and beats a man it is normal and judging by the series and movies is even considered funny)? Or have you seen feminists calling for the abolition of alimony (and what, women and men are equal, let the grandmother earn herself)? Feminists - the oravah of TP-must-haters with undercost and the struggle for gender equality have nothing in common with their activities.

I didn’t go to school... asked about the weather... x-ha!
I lived with my dad during his student years and during his nightly duty periodically invited friends to bow. In order not to burn after drinking, clean up naturally. Then one day there was such a dialogue:
Daddy: What, are you cuddling again?
I: Yes, how did I guess?
The dishes are washed again in the morning.

Chavez we remember you! A real man!! to

In a year you will be in the army.
I: Dad, I am too early.
(P): Oh son, there are wooden iPads... And the mice are real.

“I was so separated from my sister when she asked, ‘Am I fat?’ and I answered, ‘Dear stupid question you ask, the last time you did physical education in 10th grade, jumping over a horse! What do you think you are fat?" Although, in truth, had to break up at the same time and with her PS3, she broke it.

Dialogue on the topic of selling Niva on the forum:
Reason for sale?
I want to take a waist.
Go to a striptease bar and look at women for the last time. After purchasing UAZIK you will have no free time, money and desire.

I understand why the subway engineers have so good salaries.
YYY: Why is it?
xxx: I'm going to the subway today in the "new" wagon on the yellow branch. As usual, the doors are opened.
xxx: And suddenly on the display (where the subway station) the Linux console is ripped sharply and there something quickly begins to print... Second after 7-8 doors close, the train touches.
yyy: During the landing of passengers, the harsh Chelyabinsk machinist passed the norms for the decompilation of the core?:D
xxx: judging by the fact that Pl.Ilicha sharply became Novogirevo - not very successful (((
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