I sit at work and my wife writes:
Gretchen
I was so upset ((

arsenic
What about you?

Gretchen
and the (

arsenic
I am so bored! 😉
There is food still.
At the end of the day, fill the carrots.

Gretchen
I don’t want to eat cake (and sweet).

arsenic
In the refrigerator. Sweet in 5 minutes. Get off the mattress and go.

Gretchen
I want to eat (
and with you (

arsenic
Fuck... I think your attack of cannibalism is better to sit over at work, right?

The operational worker (or) asks the people (nrd) about dtp
Q: What number was the car?
ND: appears to be N810nm
OR: How is it? In the letters?
Nina eight hundred ten Natalya Mikhailovna
Inna eight hundred ten Nikolai Petrovich
Nina Natalia Masha
Or: I am now with you or with whom I speak - and before them the turn will come!

And you speak to the police not by calling - talent.

She is:
A! All of it! I smelled the solvent, I need to sleep.
He is:
I have dreams! 😉 😉

Kakunya: Please tell a good proctologist in Odessa.
XXX: With such a nick really touches the poor.

As I remember now, all the girls on the New Year’s Morning were snowflakes, and so on, and I was a Musketeer because I had an older brother who had a costume made before.

Solovsky

I: We’ll do well tomorrow. Here is our schedule for tomorrow:
7:00 ascension
7:00 to 8:00 to get up and have breakfast.
She: 8:00-10:00 all kinds (sleep further)
10:00-12:00 get up, wash up for breakfast(double 2)
12:00 for work
I: I agree

) 😉 😉 😉

I meet a guy. He has the habit of periodically writing something on a mirror after breath.
After a month of relationship, I love you.
After two months, you are my favorite.
After three months – Hi, dear!
Six months later – the mirror.
In a year, I want a beer.
After one and a half, go on.
Two years later, you are born!
And yesterday's new masterpiece - a fun-working place, ubeys the wall =)

[22:50:34] tchc: the whiplash
[22:51:59] CHC: I wanted to write (and wrote) in a questionnaire on the Mamba, the Count "I love": "meat, children and silence"... And only immediately noticed that the parser had eaten the chest. I understood a lot about those girls who responded and talked to me.
[22:53:19] CHC: changed to "meat, silence and life"

In the Moscow metro, the station must be renamed "Novoslobodskaya" to be renamed "Klapeyronovskaya". And then there will be the transfer of Mendeleev-Klayperon

I slept with him once, several times.

There are such libraries in the intranets, where the works are downloaded as they were, no system, only to unlock the site on search queries. So, in spite of the fact that I understand all this perfectly, yesterday almost to the blood scratched the HSV, because on one page I met the poem of A.S. Pushkin and his own, published ten years ago.

I corresponded with a friend with whom I had not communicated for a year.

Robert [04.08.2012-14:32:22] said:
What reminded you of me?

July[04.08.2012-14:33:26]:
Your appearance in the Aske. since I have not been in her for a long time.

Robert [04.08.2012-14:36:24]:
O how
Why didn’t it turn on for so long?

July [04.08.2012-14:43:00]:
I bought the phone yesterday.

July [04.08.2012-15:26:42]:
I bought the phone yesterday.

Robert [04.08.2012-15:27:01]:
Congratulations

July [04.08.2012-14:43:00]:
I bought the phone yesterday.

July [04.08.2012-15:43:10]:
I bought the phone yesterday.

July [04.08.2012-14:43:00]:
I bought the phone yesterday.

July [04.08.2012-15:58:19]:
I bought the phone yesterday.

Sports, of course, you need to do it, but you need to know the measure, because before you did a run in the morning once a month, and you are a hero. And when at the Olympic Games in the 40 km marathon failed to get even bronze so you are already a shame of the country (

The Echo of Moscow:
On Saturday, the Russians earned a total of 14 awards - six gold, four silver and six bronze.

The look:
On Saturday, the Russians won at the London Olympics a total of 14 awards - six gold, four silver and five bronze.

I am a radio engineer. I do not want to invent anything. I want to shut down the radio chants in the bus.

Compare the initial scene from the first alien and this movie. Plagiarism does not smell?"

This is what. I, when I began to read the Lord of the Rings, thought that the world of his spirt of the author of that story about the Hobbit.

You sit one day in your room, on the second floor, as suddenly calls you from the kitchen, on the first floor, Mom. You start going down the stairs, and suddenly out of your bedroom, on the second floor, your mother says, “Don’t go to the kitchen, I’ve heard this too!”! to
Whom will you believe?
My mom is always in the kitchen.

Time does not exist – it has no physical carrier in nature. Time was invented by man to measure speed.

In the winter, the present face of our provincial Wood (press secretary) fell out of the window, broke clearly completely.H, this personality was not known by the fact that a couple of times a week struck TV viewers with a terrible diction and the size of an expired rush, and his exotic hobby - picked up, chase in inexpensive snacks and beat people on the face more fiercely.Hobby as a hobby, the leadership probably thought the same, so the face grew in ranks and sizes. And here you, probably forgotten that the physical laws certificate does not defile. Why did you remember all this nonsense? I went on the agenda to the administrative commission - case of life protocol - appearance on the street in a drunk state. Naive, I thought it would take 15 minutes. No matter how. The corridor in front of the office where the commission was sitting was tightly overwhelmed by the waiters.Asocial personalities were not observed.Curiously dressed people of middle age,men prevailed.As it turned out from the conversations the reason for which they were called the same as I did.Everyone behaved calmly, discussing the features of modern administrative practice, and agreed that in Soviet times to get here was necessary, but the policy was approved,the end of the quarter,and the plan to be carried out.On the other hand, there was a group of strong men standing out that discussed that there is no such hernia anywhere in Europe that for the smell of alcohol it was necessary to go somewhere for trials,and brought examples from a very personal view of events and life rich in the country,which a city
I was caught driving drunk here.
E.E. It’s very serious, what are you doing so wrong.
I could not be there.
Everyone says so.
I could not, I sat there for five days, here are the papers.
No one has the right to trust the car.
You are entitled to a parking penalty.
Go, young man, we’ll call you later.
The man runs away on half-bowns.The discussion in the office continues.
Any misunderstanding, the protocol should be cancelled. The next.
And finally, the third type.A man even in the company of sailors distinguished by their sizes and a loud voice, occupied the only chair in the corridor.A man of 60 years, dressed in a shirt, a hat, a sweater and shoes so kind that buying them in Russia is impossible even in the principle, not to mention the boutiques of the type "Real Bakinet". The situation did not bother him, he loudly stated his opinion that the city was simply overwhelmed by drunk bombs, and the norms of the sharia of mint were used somehow selectively.
How did you, the chairman, start cleverly.
Arrested at the exit of the restaurant in an insulting public dignity manner.
- I don't know, in the restaurant I did not insult anyone's dignity.And here on you, on the roof, I already insult.
Where are the witnesses of these insults?
The hallway listening to the breath.
-I have no reason not to trust the police officers.In the protocol clearly stated that they were detained at the exit of the restaurant with the smell of alcohol!!! to
- And what do you think I should go out of the cabbage, with a banana veneer or with a tripper?
In the office there was silence and singing.Nobody even smiled.The door opened and with a smile came out this absolutely socially dangerous personality.Showing the door hand bended in the elbow, silently "cancelled the protocol",after which moved to the exit.Different probably people go to the fleet and the police.Healthy sense, humour and self-worth in this person was more than in the entire police department.It is terrible to think what was going on there before the reform,if now such nonsense.

Barry comes to his estate. The next day he goes with the governor and inspects his possessions. They go on a path that suddenly sits in a stream. and Barin:
"Listen, Prochor, until my next arrival in the estate, make it so that we can cross this river of drought - make a bridge or a plaque of ordinary throw, or a pleasant walk is ruined.
For a week, the barin in this estate stumbled and left. A year later, he comes again, again with the manager, they walk around, they approach the stream, and there is nothing. Barin breathes and silently enters the driver’s ear. He falls, and Barry silently leaves. The next day the barin went hunting, approaching the stream in mud boots, and there the bridge is painted. Calls to the Governor:
Listen to Prochor. How, a year could not throw the board, and then overnight did what some could not do in a year?
There was no hard team, Barry.