XXX Go on! Masquerade will be fun.
YYY: I will not go! I have been tired of their roots for a year, so I’m tired of it... hmm, or I’ll come in the usual clothes. If you ask who you are, I’ll say a pigeon. And let them kill their brains trying to understand WHY!! to

Experimentally proved he, the fox, does not extinguish only under water and in unheavy.

I play with my daughter (8 months).She looked at me and said, “Momma! I am :
No, I am Dad.
Mommy Mommy!
“No, my mom is her (I’m showing my wife), and I’m dad.
and Mom!
No is no! My mom is the one with the chicks.
Basil thought, and unbelievably: "Papa?and "

Announced by:
I sell the Samsung Galaxy S3
Reasons for sale:
Swept on iPhone

xxx: I have traditional values such as computer, wine, movies, mines and money... in this regard, the question is, are we on the same path with Russia?

There is a transitional age problem. Previously said:
While young - silk, vodka and mlotka;
Film, wine and domino.

and here...

Yesterday I received an order by post of Russia.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX From Peter.
xxx: in the SPB they were packed in a box, put a foam filler in the box, so as not to melt. At the corner of the box were wooden rails. The box is wrapped in film like the airport baggage packaging.
Yesterday the order arrived.
xxx: what do you think - the Russian Post has managed to memorize the pattern. of aluminum.

Here is a man:
scratched in the entrance the word fucking at 20 years... now forty... the inscription has survived 4 cosmetic repairs... I am still proud
— — — —
What did you get?

X: And I wrote to my ex for lack of sex with an offer to sleep.
A: Oh and what? Will you finally get rid of people?
X: Oh yeah, I am happy. He said it was so wrong. He needs feelings for that, relationships. I sit down and think: what hero did this romantic man sleep with me in the club’s toilet on the first date?

Yobt is the best of all. It burned literally.
The torch, of course, is banal. Our honorary faclonner burned his hat.

YYYY :
Finance (and not only) often use these three words together, with each having a certain logical meaning. How are they different?

The xxx:
Consolidation is unification. Two people meet each other and become friends. by Eeee.
Integration is merger and acquisition. One man says to the other, “Let’s you move to live with me now?”
Eight blondes in pink go for a beer at night in Biryulevo.

The main fuel of colour revolutions is office plankton.

The airport. At five in the morning, the flight is delayed. Nothing to do, boring, I decide to drink coffee. The cafés were closed and the machine was found. He threw the necessary amount, “and in response – silence”... Absolutely! No any reaction. I try to knock out at least something, in exchange for the chosen coffee, drink other buttons. by Fig! Not even an empty glass. On the machine stick with a phone number, type - call if there is a problem. But I didn’t call, I guess, who will rush to me at five in the morning to help? Fig with them, with money, a small amount.
And I already wanted to go further, but I paid attention, next to the coffee machine another one, with all sorts of sticks, gum, etc. Payment in the second machine is made through the first. Well what? Another attempt, picked a bottle of mineral, at a price equivalent to a previously paid coffee, pressed. Oh a miracle! I got it!!! to
But that was not all. Apparently, the coffee machine has long been "striking", and people like me, for this time, did not come close to it. They throw money, press buttons, spit. I judge this by the amount of donation that the generous coffee machine gave me, 400 rubles with more than a net profit.

- Nikolai Petrovich, can I have two strong boys?
- Of course, Lydia Ivanovna, you probably need to carry something heavy?
The separation...

From the story of the hostess of the studio:
she bought a symca with a city number (and the former mistress of the girls contained, as it turned out)
A man calls her and asks for the price.
x (woman) - we have a minute 16 r
Who are you in minutes? How many minutes is it :D
For the first time, min 5 is enough.
I am confused :rolleyes: Which one of you has such a valuable, direct Moscow!
X - you can take the subscription, it will be cheaper!

The relevance of the search query "download the browser without Yandex" rapidly gains popularity.

WOT, randomly, in the statistics of E100 62k battles.
Player: 62k battles, E100, you are a real shit!
E100: What a place! No time to go!

Are you stupid or where?
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to this:

Comments on Black Friday 2013 in Russia:
And yes in America Black Friday is not a discount of up to 70 percent, of which one cup of tea with such a discount is sold. There is a discount of 300-400%. I bought the eyebrows, they cost $600 and I bought them for $200. There is difference. We can’t do anything..."

What do we think of the author? Did she have to pay for the purchase? Or maybe that’s why in Russia they can’t know anything because with arithmetic the same as the author? =) is

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He who put this quotation here in order to put it in order for us to hold onto the arithmetic abilities of the author-TP. Captain Evidence is upset that even this has to be explained.

Tagged with: печааааль
Levontee: The Grove
Tagged with: toscaia
Levontee: disappointment
Levontee: the office shredder does not eat poppy polyethylene

From Habr:

Nanocelvin is one billionth of Kelvin.
yyy: I wonder, is this temperature considered nanotechnology?
zzz: Nanotechnology is one billionth of technology, obviously.

to this

What do you want from Santa Claus, dear?
Eelloo: Home in Spain
No house under the tree will not fit, something smaller let me
Eelloo: then the keys to the home in Spain
xxx: o_o

Logically... here’s the key, it’ll come to one of the houses in Spain...