From the CPP :3
Today, June 8, is World Cat and Cat Day in St. Petersburg. For the first time in the city, cats appeared under Peter, the emperor issued a decree: "To have cats in the cages, for the protection of such and mice and rats of terror." At the time of the War of War, immediately after the lifting of the blockade, for the fight against rats and mice that destroy food supplies and spread the infection, a decree was issued: "To write out of the Yaroslavl region and bring smoked cats to Leningrad." Some of the cats were released immediately at the station, some were distributed by residents, witnesses remembered that there were so many people who wanted to take a cat that many did not have enough. It was said that in January 1944, a kitten in Leningrad cost 500 rubles.
The organizers of the holiday advise on this day to delight their furry friend with some delight, and all employers - to release employees by the name of Kotsov, Kochkin, Koshchkin earlier.

Tim M: By the way "provision" and "delivery" mean the same thing in both languages
Tim M: Leave without liver
Tim M: (de liver counsellor)

In Russia, cyber sport has been recognized as an official sport. It is wine!
YYY: Cybersport is a good thing
XXX: It’s time!
Is there no sex sport? I would be an amateur.
YYY: to the applied handle section only if
YYY: Master of Sport will immediately give

By the way about Chinese phones: whoever has a MIUI firmware and an alarm "only on working days", tomorrow will sleep to work, because in China tomorrow and after tomorrow are weekends. Be careful!

When I was 16, I lived with my brother 2 years younger, my mother and grandmother. The home phone was not in the entrance at the time, the door was always open.

At about 11 a.m., we drank tea and went to bed, and suddenly a bell came to our door.

I ask who is silent. There is no one in the eye. We don’t open the door because there are few people.

Repeat after 10 minutes. For the fourth time we have armed whoever can, standing at the door, like the Trojan at the gate of Troy, and his mothers. My mother doesn’t let me go, she’s scared. I’m already starting to tap him in the ears to respond – silence.

The sixth time my mother called the police. They come, we explain everything, they scratch the surroundings - no one. As soon as they left, just got out of the entrance down, another ringing is heard, we scream from the balcony that “Here is he, catch him!One of them runs to the upper floors: and again no one. The chief police officer stood up at our door to fill out the protocol. It took about 10 minutes to suddenly call again. The door was open, no one could call. As it turned out, this doorbell was programmed so that when the battery was out, it would ring every 10 minutes. That’s how the Chinese who did it made us afraid of the imaginary killer maniac)))

The American tester automated workflows to such an extent that after being fired from the company where he worked for six years, he realized that he had completely forgotten how to program. His story on Reddit caused extraordinary interest.

A user named FiletOFish1066 that he graduated from college in Computer Science seven years ago and then got a job as a QA specialist at one of the technology companies in the Bay Area of San Francisco. Having a programming background, the graduate in 8 months has mastered the work responsibilities so much that he has fully automated all processes.

“For six years I did nothing at work. I am not joking. For 40 hours each week, I went to the office, played League of Legends, browsed Reddit, and did whatever I could. During that time I devoted real work, maybe 50 hours. And no one cared about it, because the tests worked properly,” FiletOfFish1066 said.

He clarified that he had no friends in the office, and the tester only occasionally communicated with his boss and individual developers.

Lafa ended when management finally learned about his automated test scripts. Immediately after that, the tester was fired from the company. And he realized that he had completely forgotten programming.

“After these six years of doing nothing, I no longer know how to write good software. I have basically forgotten everything,” the tester regrets.

He noted that at the age of 28, he was left without work and knowledge, but with $200,000 on his bank account, which he managed to put off while living with his parents.

After receiving a wave of comments under the post, FiletOfFish1066 admitted that after a short break and a trip to Europe, he will learn “everything he forgot” again and start looking for a job in Silicon Valley companies.

Fyodor Vladimirovich: And the tanks?
[14:18:15] klimovss1986: I have not played for six months
[14:18:20] klimovss1986: Shut down
[14:18:29] klimovss1986: appeared in the club of anonymous tankists
[14:18:33] Fyodor Vladimirovich: The patch is glued?

I have a distant relative, I have never seen him, but through my native story I heard this. was a graduate. As usual, they sat down, walked, danced and decided to go to the pond to meet the dawn. There is a bridge from which everybody usually dive. So they were all diving, they were diving, and the three-born brother sinked slightly into the side of the fish, and there for the winter the mill was washed, 20 cm of water from the top was all over. As a result, the cervical vertebrae are fragmented, complete paralysis. This is how the 18-year-old healthy, strong boy at one point became disabled. Over time, doctors managed to partially restore the motor skills of the hands, the guy finished programming courses, works, now he is about 28 years old, like a girl, also a wheelchair, meets. How is it...

I am standing at a stop today. I am waiting for my route. At the end of my eyes, I see a guy running behind the departing bus. I think it’s late, I start to gesture the driver to stop the bus. The bus brakes and a guy runs by. C is KA! I had to go.

I live in a new apartment for a year, and there is not even a foundation under a residential house in Google Maps. I remember the times when they updated the map once a year.

www: For example, 1 job at VAZ creates 6 jobs in other industries.
XX: Where do these calculations come from?
Yyy: A car mechanic, an auto electrician, a surgeon, a pathologist, and who are the other two?
zzz: Mint and the Prosecutor.

You can simply legally refuse to serve the buyer.
......
What is the legal basis on which the seller has the right to refuse the buyer? A public offer?

What a poor country. There should not even be a dispute about the existence of a surrender. If you go into business, you must understand that the delivery must always be. No one disputes that if the sun in the zenith means the light time of the day and there is no claim that the night has come.
It is only in a special country tender for passenger transportation services can win a company that does not have a fleet at all.

In the face of the Russian threat, the Pentagon does not abandon attempts to create the latest fighter F-32. Two F-16s collided over Georgia. As in May this year, the event was unsuccessful.

The Life of a Multiple Mother
I brushed my teeth four times today, but I didn’t have time.

Discuss the topic about adding the "alarm button" to mobile phones in India:
xxx: I believe that the fast triple press of the switch button should not be made a domestic, but a global standard.
Yyy: In our country, unfortunately, there is a risk that the Indian police will be on the scene of the crime before the Russian. Even with the time to “dance”

Dmitry: [11:01:01 AM] Anurag: excel sheet aye hai
[11:01:04 AM] Anurag: ek
[11:01:12 AM] Anurag: dobara check kar rahan hoon
Dmitry Correspondence
Dmitry with the Hindus
Dmitry: If this is the Angle
It looks like an oracle.

Everything on my computer will work as I want. Not as prescribed

There was a doctor. He was kind. His name was Ibbolit. And he had a wicked sister called Barbara.
Most of all, the doctor loved animals. There were rabbits in his room. There was a blanket in his closet. On the couch was a cane. There were white mice in the box.
But of all his animals, Dr. Aibolit loved the duck Kiku, the dog Avva, the little pig Hru-Hru, the Carudo pope, and the Sova Bumba most.
His evil sister, Barbara, was very angry at the doctor for having so many animals in his room.
Get rid of them right now! She was screaming. They just packed the rooms. I don’t want to live with these ugly creatures.
No, Barbary, they are not ugly! The doctor said. I am very happy that they live with me.
From all sides to the doctor came to be treated sick shepherds, sick fishermen, loggers, peasants, and to everyone he gave medicine, and everyone immediately became healthy.
If a village boy scratches his hand or scratches his nose, he runs right now to Aybolit - and, you see, in ten minutes he is, like nothing else, healthy, cheerful, playing spots with the Carudo pope, and the Sova Bombah feeds him with sweets and apples.

The first victim of swine flu in New South Wales was a man weighing 324 kg. He did not actually die from the flu, but from the fact that trying to inhale and breathe with eucalyptus oil, he sneezed, and splashed the oil onto the gas plate. And the complications from the flu and diabetes just hit him.