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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99113
 12.06.2014
xxx: Fuck, rides the ML 63 Ukrainian numbers and the frame of the number "MVD of Russia"
XXX: And the car behind the wheel, lipstick
Could it be Janet’s car? Who is from his surroundings?(They are :
ZZZ: I jumped...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99112
 12.06.2014
In the evening, I go to work through the park. On the sidewalk runs, on a long leash, a small dog walking a bug (well I can’t say otherwise). Rain has passed, a joyful puppy climbs to everyone to play with the nerds to wipe their wet legs. Someone is glittering, somebody is blasphemous, the grandmother blasphemous... and I pretend to go to the side so that the light pants are not washed again and the eleven-meter seamless is not pierced. Here the dog runs to the couple, looking like schoolchildren from the back, and the guy gives:
The FFUU!by 111
What the lungs, the throat, the voicelings and how they fit in such a whirlwind I can't imagine, but the sewing whispered and ran to the grandmother, after whispering literally ALL on the alley.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99111
 12.06.2014
Cms from a pregnant girlfriend:
We do not want to come out to the light of God. Doctors will not do anything until Monday. Uzi was done: long legs were added to the big head. We are beautiful! I lie under a dropper, eat unflavored soup and dream of freedom. Children are not released from here. I will have to delay.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99110
 12.06.2014
I went home in the woods (yes, there was also a forest near my house). On the back a backpack with a tent and a carpet attached to it on the sides. Carpet and shelf for a gray tent. It already drowned. A man’s voice from the bushes: “Oh, girl, I thought you had wings!”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99109
 12.06.2014
Nisha: Vanja, hello to you. I have a computer here.
Ask me for anything you want!
I will reject you in anything.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №99108
 11.06.2014
With the mind:

B E L A R U S! The country is called Belarus. by Be-la-Russie
We do not call you Russia. and rrr
(And not about the Soviet habit - there are few people under the USSR who were so conscious)
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You honestly don’t?
Is it more important to you how you are called or how you are treated?

The terrible thing - the Germans call Russia Rusland, the English speakers - Rashia, and the Chinese - generally E Luo Si (as they call Belarus - I will silence, or they will prohibit entry).

Order to declare war?

Oh my God, stop it now.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99107
 11.06.2014
to this:
Why Whenever I Call the Door, My Cat Thinks
What came to him?

And my cat for some reason always thinks that you have come for him and with any noise behind the door begins to hysterically hide his thick mocked body under the couch.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99106
 11.06.2014
How? Tell me how the forty-year story of Soviet travelers in a low-star Soviet hotel, which delivered in three days, only a single bed, turned into a leather sofa in a suburban hotel in an elite room?? to
Let it be known to the author of the aforementioned nonsense that if the residents of the hotel do not let the cleaners in the room for more than three days, then the administrator comes to them and finds out what the problem is.
They would burn like underprivileged children.
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You seem to begin to understand the essence of copywriting.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99105
 11.06.2014
This and all the others:

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B E L A R U S! The country is called Belarus. by Be-la-Russie
We do not call you Russia. and rrr
(And not about the Soviet habit - there are few people under the USSR who were so conscious)
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How is Russia written in Belarusian? Is it racial or am I wrong? Something here I did not notice the masses of protesters about this :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99104
 11.06.2014
Discussion of quotes about children and the traumatic truth about the existence of homosexuals:

HH: And why should it be injured at a late age? and :)
WOW: Because the standard scheme is already fixed in the head.
When we study mathematics, there are only positive whole numbers in our world. Then the negative. and Drobby. and rational. and irrational. Comprehensive Finally
The latter, however, does cause some injury.
It is the theory of relativity!
The theory of relativity and quantum is a terrible thing.
WOW : Yes.
WOW: the psychic is shaking and shaking on the seams
You are there "gay, gay"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99103
 11.06.2014
here here :
From the news website comments:
Here is my cat, a real Ukrainian! He lives at my expense, heats up at my battery, sleeps on my bed on my chair, eats my food. But he is always dissatisfied with something and demands freedom. He pretends he doesn’t understand Russian.

Does anyone remember this beautiful monologue? Or, in the light of the Ukrainian events, any battle looks acceptable?

And the cat is, the fox, the Baltic.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99102
 11.06.2014
My 5 copies about raising children.
When I was very young (up to 2 years old), I was given the opportunity to fill my knots. Under my control =)))) I’m approaching the edge of the rebrick, I’m – “Be careful, look under your feet,” “No, the crown thinks.” I turned around, riddled. This is a classic women’s "no, I said!". Next time at "Be careful, the ladder!" looks under your feet. She touched a glass of hot tea, warning that it was hot. It turned out that it was really hot=) But then it was missing and I believed in the word. Gradually I realized that mother can be trusted and her words do not need verification. Tt, now in the rosettes not trying to climb and knows everything about foreign people who want to get away from their mother.
By the way, once was in the injury point.When just remained under the supervision of his grandmother, who blows dust from him. In a metre from her he crashed into the door. There was a suspicion of a crack in the skull and CT, it happened.
In general, in everything you need to know the measure=) All the world.
Not an admin, but there is a cat and... a scanner=)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99101
 11.06.2014
HH: Why do you need to change something in the interface?
Designers want to eat too!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №99100
 11.06.2014
Five years ago I successfully divorced, I live happily alone, I am not looking for a new marriage. Co-workers who are aware, initially proposed to marry again, but I successfully rejected this perspective, and others withdrew, except for one woman 40+ who is not tired of coming up with new arguments for my visit to the ZAGS.
A year ago, I fulfilled my childhood dream of buying a motorcycle. Happy, like a rabbit in cabbage, jumped to work to wash the shopping. Shed colleagues who drink alcohol, who are non-alcoholic, we stand and talk about various motorcycle topics. And here, like a voice from the bottom:
If you marry, do a good deed. Here you will break up, and your apartment will inherit a young beautiful woman, then it will be easier for her to find a new husband.
And a look full of sincere misunderstanding, like "and what did I say"?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99099
 11.06.2014
111: and in general, the mother must live separately from the
Chapter 22: Doooo
222: I once suggested to my mom, she lives far in the area: let's sell all yours and buy you a house 30 km from the city.
222: and she's not, it's too close, daughter, you're angry with me
The wisest mother

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99098
 11.06.2014
The head of the IT department asked:
When you take people to work, do you check their honey books?
I work with people, not fuck them.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99097
 11.06.2014
XXX: You have a straight earthly joy on your face written
yyy: I was sent by the pharmaceutical company for the fact that I answered the questions of the vaccine.
Oh, congratulations, but so much joy because of a simple reference book?
Yyy: They wrapped it in polyethylene with puppies!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №99096
 11.06.2014
There are different rooms for smokers and non-smokers!!! You are what? Are you sitting in a smoking room? Are you forced to sit next to a smoker? When there is the same room for non-smokers with the same places, but no ashes...who is bothering you?
= is
A section for smokers in a cafe is like a section for suckers in a pool.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99095
 11.06.2014
The current proposal to replace "Belarus" with "Belarus" is political, and is unlikely to be a normative. Politics should not prevail over language. What to discuss here? It is also good that Bulgaria did not demand that it be written as required by their rules: Bulgaria..."

Thank you, by the way, the Chinese for not being forced to call their country Zhōngguó, or 中國. Thanks also to the Japanese for not being forced to call their country Nippon Koka, but to write 日本.

So go to fuck, white philologists.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99094
 11.06.2014
Strongly destroyed
Courageously pulling the stomach.
My body showed up again.
Tomorrow I will stop drinking again.

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