My son is a younger student. He decided here to include him in the exact sciences, he stunned all kinds of chemical experiments, including "exploding paper." The essence is to mix the solution of iodine with nasopharyngeal, wait for precipitation to fall, and then filter through a wet blender. If the formed crystals are wrapped in paper and slightly ticked with a hammer - such a boom will be decent. My son is excited!
After the experience, there are a few more crystals.
I seem to know a way to punish a neighbor on a zipper who parks on the lawn.
If the organization protects the rights of sexual minorities in Russia, why is it funded by the US?
Yyy: Pidors, sir...
xxx: "StoyComBank - a dynamically developing bank of Arkhangelsk and St. Petersburg"
xxx: So fun to read bank websites with revoked licenses
My mother burned up in the morning.
I went to training and told me to cook a chicken.
I woke up, I washed, I went cooking.
Chicken is nowhere.
I searched the whole refrigerator.
Nothing elsewhere
I call you, Mom, your daughter is stupid.
I can't find the chicken.
Do you know what she answered?
"A chicken in the store
Together with potatoes.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
I put the phone.
I go to the store to buy chicken and take potatoes.
Go, of course, you can safely, but how can you go to the same boss in a week in working hours to the dentist with a suddenly ill tooth, or in a month for a couple of hours in the afternoon to the child for a holiday in the kindergarten?
Much in life depends on human relationships. “Today you have little to do with your desire to go home minute by minute for the sake of others, and tomorrow they have covered your ass with their own. Today you have found a head tutor for a child, in a couple of days he will recommend a good doctor for your mother, whose father treats. So we live. What do you do with people, with yourself, and they with you.
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A joke: in one office all "voluntary" stay overtime until 20:00, and one worker clearly according to the regulations of working hours - at 17:00 things gather goes. The chief looked at it for a couple of days, summoned this comrade and began to present him, you said that, the smartest, the smartest, you think, we will not find articles to dismiss you. And the employee is so timid: "Well, I understand everything, but I’m on vacation..."
Urodu from задолbali 17246 (continuation):
>> you sign our Terms and Conditions in the form of an employment contract and job instructions.
Legally valid are only those official instructions that do not contradict the laws of the Russian Federation. You can get the rest...
>> Motivating by its employment.. the contract does not prepare... And the damage from its actions - it does.
Or the problem is not in her, but in the manager, who saves on employees and hired one employee for a job designed for ten? Payment is twice.
>> We choose another manager... promising a spider. He is agreeing.
Are you worried that you are not working for free, but for overtime? Do you pay for overtime work on weekends?
If you want to earn, work! If you want to get rich, you will have to come up with something else.
To work is not a problem, and to earn is not a problem, but to live for it is not possible.
Winjin: Microsoft’s new browser instead of Spartan will be called Edge.
<QRik>: It probably turned out to be a weak and powerless browser and was thrown into the abyss.
Independent then first-class girls, well, say, you can compare the situation and life then (20 years ago? by 30? How much? ) And now...? There were not so many terrible news, there were not so many frostbite behind the wheel, psychics were forcibly treated, not what it is today.
30 years ago, 1985, restructuring, deficit, the global star of the economy and other joys of life. For a double on the street could be killed, psychic... well, the sadly famous Chikatilo was just at that time, and he was not the only one who went, just the most famous.
20 years ago, 1995, the laws are all put on, mint is worse than the bandits, citizens in raspberries if you are knocked down on the road, so you still have to stay. Aggressive youth finds out relationships in cages, sometimes with fatal outcomes.
So now compared to what was still quite quiet and quiet time.
What a fantasy...
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What a fantasy!
The laptop turned into the backpack from the sleeping mode, decided to install updates and rebut, deleted all the open files of the matlab, until the liquid melted its four cores sealed (!) 99% of the time (!) Chocolate, she poured a backpack, he cooler through the ventilation hole sucked liquid chocolate inside himself and a happy breath.
Previously, the repentance was easier - the dog bitten the pet.
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We all have better. A pressure break during a strong storm sucked the laptop into an unclosed illuminator and threw it out of board. In any case, the standard ship illuminator has a diameter of 200 mm along the glass, the opening of the unclosed is slightly larger, and the laptop does not elementarily slip there. However, the act of dismissal was signed.
the chief-navigator from задолбайка 17246, and a slide to the INN studio of his mega-navigator office, and I'll see if you're dumb or not =)
A friend travels with a little daughter (year 5) in a bus. The child comments loudly about what is happening, noises, pulls the mother, asks questions...
Mom in an attempt to calm the child, carefully, quietly to her ear: "Julia, say a whisper".
The baby is instantly activated and even louder, on the whole bus: "Where, mom, the ass there?and "
Would you like to help me think of a cool joke about the electric fool?
Of course!!! to
by KLEVO. Hold the wire...
I asked the member-
Why do you live shit?
If all your work
Drawing up to zebra,
You get hundreds of times.
More than the working class.
Maybe you have Gandhi.
Walking in the area?
Reply to Deputy
I am wealthy, I am rich.
We accept the laws.
You are fucking. We are champions.
Money and children abroad.
Why not shrink?
Here is our new order:
Whoever is not with us, Pidoras!
Very funny looks like, sometimes, suddenly popping up advertisement of a vibrator, against the background of a quarrel of housewives / homeless women...
The evil and harsh days of a young teacher of higher mathematics:
XXX: What are you there?
Yyy: there was nothing on two pairs, and the 1st group did not come.
The fucking
YYYY :
I canceled the 2nd and went home.
Yes, they are in P#
The title of the post on the Hicks: "How a freelancer can change a place of residence in three hours without a problem with visas."
Going from the room to the kitchen?
When listening, always introduce three amendments: on the honestness of the speaker, on his informedness, and on his interest.
I went to the local hospital, to the functional diagnostics department.
In the corridor are several grandmothers, dozens of kindergartens and their teacher. She holds a list in her hands to clarify the details — approaches the children in turn and finds out the name-fatherhood of each:
And Alina...? It is burning!
Mary is...? and Alexandrovna!
A novel...? and Dmitrievich!
Going to another child:
Maxim is...?
The boy is silent.
Maxim, what is your father’s name?
He smiles and looks confused.
How does Mom call Daddy?
“Love” and sometimes “Love”.
Everyone is smiling :)
A bombardment of the academic town. She sees a naked woman lying. He approaches her and asks, “Is the second law of thermodynamics?” She replies, “The entropy of an isolated system cannot decrease.” Bohm goes on and thinks, “Normal grandmother! What did they throw away?”