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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14715
 24.02.2009
In order to make our people strong and sturdy, we need to tie the speed of the internet to the speed of rotation of the pedals on a bicycle worker or the number of bands :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14714
 24.02.2009
There is a popular wisdom: whoever does not shudder, he shudds.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14713
 24.02.2009
Status of acquaintance:
I love Arthur 32 months 130,000,000 steps, 200,593 kisses, 963 nights 157 holidays and 500,000 common memories!

Hoyace girl calculator O_o

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14712
 24.02.2009
The xxx:
Yes, I am a hot man!
YYYY :
Do you write water?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I’m not just writing – let’s end it ?
YYYY :
That’s why you have all your hands scratched.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14711
 24.02.2009
At work, they were invited to bowling on February 23...there is written:Dear our Hussars, we invite you to visit bowling, etc. and etc. In honor of the holiday of February 23...bla-bla-bla...all in this spirit.
at the end of the phrase: Gusar!Check your balls for strength.
O_O

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14710
 24.02.2009
What is a “Confident PC User”? I am a confident PC user. I am complex. I’m not sure about myself or the PC.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14709
 24.02.2009
Q: What is your name Michael? You are like Eugene, right?
yyy: yes fuck mom thank you >.<
XXX: What is she?
Yyy: Yeah, she bought me red cowards, I thought it smelled awful. And then one day I went to the bath with the guys... and I didn’t think about it and dressed them... >.<
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Fuck... Fuck...

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №14708
 24.02.2009
Vladimir Mayakovsky

Who is pale.

not those
by Blade,
What bread
for
in front
and behind
They give us
by Fuck,
God forgive them!
Those fools –
The liars,
Money is
The Sweaters,
fucking
Not giving –
This is crazy.
of the present,
Her mother eats!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14707
 24.02.2009
XXX: This is all shit.
xxx: Do you know why all the beautiful lilies are sewn at the top of the third size?
xxx: because when the breasts are really big, you are already on the finish, the main thing is that the breeder is sitting comfortably and fucking with them.
xxx: anyway, the man will have only one reaction - to remove his fist so that he doesn't bother to step))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14706
 24.02.2009
from ZH
Collection of pearls from car sales sites

Saturday, 05 July 2008 by 18:11
I have collected it over the last three days and I think it will be replenished.
The Toyota Camry. The roof of the luggage compartment is not in color, changed (noticable only when clean...)
NISSAN MICRA. “For the girl. Pink car, pink blankets, a pink rabbit hanging in the cabin (I will return with the car)
by NISSAN ALMER. “You turn. He accidentally fell into a hole in the subway. The car was hurt less than me.
The Audi A4. “Without an auction, I do not sell in a hurry. I can’t sell it at all!!“!”
The Opel Corsa. The car is in perfect condition! A girl was driving. The bumper is scratched, the rear wing and passenger door are blurred, the discs are bended, the roof is blurred (not beaten, just a flower fell in a pot from the balcony..."
The Toyota RAV 4. “I sell urgently, because my wife will soon give up on the rights...”
The Toyota Caribbean. The baggage compartment needs to be cleaned.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №14705
 24.02.2009

48734 (saved 2009-02-22 at 17:45)
And if Bruce Willis was in the cheese advertisement...

Picture: around the explosions, the skyscrapers collapse, the terrorists rape the elderly women in every suburb, and the young girls are taken into slavery, in all the news full of pepets... and here sits such a blessed Bruce on a sun lounge, eats a bowl and groans "mmm...Danissimo...and let the whole world wait".

and...

Forget the EPT! They will take!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14704
 24.02.2009
C is
))) if on the asphalt to put a chuburash and wrap it with a crumb, get a very even disgraceful figure...
A is
Figures of Cheetah? Since when has she been worthless?
C is
Well imagine, he lies on the asphalt, his hands on the seams, his legs together.
A is
by Simofor
C is
No for the male genitalia.
A is
Have you ever seen Cheetah in your life?
C is
Yes is
A is
His silhouette, even with a very sick fantasy, will not look like a fox.
C is
As it will be
A is
Go on the other side.
A is
Have you ever seen a shit in your life?
C is
saw
A is
Where is the Cheetah?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14703
 24.02.2009
A man is the missing half of a woman.
He is “Yes! A woman is the right half of a man!“!”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №14702
 24.02.2009
Whoever comes into power quickly enters the taste.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №14701
 24.02.2009
Six signs after the tail.



The owner of the apartment shows two masters his project of laying a cave on the

The kitchen. On one of the walls there is a certain axis from which on both sides of the tiles

It should be "rombo", that is, at an angle of 45 degrees. Nothing new

And the original. But there is one “but”.



The project itself is carefully painted on two large glued sheets in

The cell. Distances to the left and right of the axis are indicated in centimeters.

Accuracy of up to six signs. Approximately so – 154,571094

See also 198,026475 I write with a ball pen, that is, absolutely

and consciously. The main idea is that the plywood to both

the corner approached the thief in the thief, without cutting, beautifully uppered

with their untouched virgin ends in the corners of the walls. This is:

;&#9674;&#9674;&#9674;&#9674;&#9674;&#9674;&#9674;&#9674;&#9674;&#9674;&#9674;&#9674;&I



When the employer left, confused by such accuracy, the work began.

literally illustrate the tiles in real conditions, putting in

A series of experiments. Neither left nor right. No is

The last tile was placed without a cut, and that was a fact. Left for

The last tile was about one centimeter missing, on the right - about

of two. Changed tiles, changed crosses for seams, all measured.

several different roulette, drawn calculations and schemes all

We found clean paper and walls in the apartment. Not the last one enters.

Tile, if the corner is not opened, even if it is crushed.



Everything was explained simply. A wise, precise and demanding master

very clearly calculated the diagonal of the tile, applying the all-known theorem

of Pythagoras. He used a calculator and obtained hypotenuse, taking

The square root is the sum of the squares of the catets. Then multiplied by

the number of tiles and added 2 mm (sewing between tiles). and carefully

Repeat the obtained result. But... yes yes! As you have guessed,

I forgot the poor man that this same seam between the tiles, being inclined under

45 degrees is also getting wider, as he also appears

The hypothesis.



The Conclusion. Don’t make the task absurd, especially if it’s

There are false sources.



Musketeer

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14700
 24.02.2009
On the back of the dirty truck:

"Take it up! Someone is waiting for your kidneys..."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14699
 24.02.2009
From WoW Forum

The Hunter:
Perversionists try to prove to everyone that they are normal, and normal people try to prove to perversionists that they are perversionists, but it is impossible to prove it to them, if the perversionist understood that he is a perversionist then he would not be a perversionist, because the real perversionist will never understand that he is a perversionist, this can only be understood by adequate surroundings, this is a medical fact, read Freud and the literature on psychiatry.

The Plaks:
Do you understand that, according to your logic, normal people cannot be considered normal because they consider themselves normal (as all perverse people do)? And how are you going to distinguish them from others now?

and Hiddin:
You killed my brain. tt

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14698
 24.02.2009
I saw a dream. The situation is this: I decided to jump from a balloon on a tarzanka. Well, climbed up to the sky, the instructor says: "Jump!". I, GRU:"Something is low, jump yourself first". He jumps, and at the limit of the tension of this rubber, when the speed is already almost zero enters the ground, well, so many times.
You can get out of your hoodie!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №14697
 24.02.2009
Blonde: Mr. administrator... how much I’m sitting on the net can you tell me????))) I am upset:
Duration: 28 minutes
Blonde: If only I added something from myself... the atos are so dry and locally...
On my knees, Scuco. On your knees when you talk.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14696
 24.02.2009
Quote from Lenta.ru:
A couple of forty in Hong Kong shaved a nest of metal bars brought from a nearby construction site, the newspaper South China Morning Post on Sunday.

The quarantine...

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