Writers are snoopers-santechnicians of human souls.

...This garçon in the Versailles Café of the 2007-2008 model seemed to not stand out from his fellow men. Shoes on a thick waist, black pants, a dirty fork bound, a white shirt unfresh at the end of the day and a look - economic and a little tired. The waitress at 5 p.m. He had his part of responsibility - cleaning dirty dishes. After cleaning the next table, he stood up in the corner of the hall, crossing his hands on his chest and looking out where else he needed to work. Excursion buses brought 50-60 tourists right now, and these same tourists ate in this cafe at an interval of half an hour. How many such buses passed on a working day, the hell knows. There was a lot of dishes.
I forgot to say it was a square. garçon and garçon. Servant and... in general he was not 10 years old. Calling a child his tongue does not turn. Together with his mother, a cook-washer and his dad, he held a family business five minutes from the Palace of Versailles.

And then there was San Francisco. and other stories. The Arabs. The Qur’an permits four wives. The French law does not. But if you consistently marry and divorce - why not try it. As a result, there are (formally naturally) four single mothers and an unemployed father. With five benefits you can live a long and happy large Arab family. Bablo earned these benefits, as I understand, that 10-year-old boy.

This is what I will say. Democracy and socialism are incompatible. If you want democracy, make a living for yourself. If you want social benefits to the poor, forget about democracy. Otherwise, lovers of the hallway will choose their Holland with the program "to take and share". And then there will be a 50-75% tax, public debt and production leakage to China. So Depardieu is the least clinical idiot. Rather, idiots are like those who go to Europe in the hope of finding a well-organized 1972 pattern. They are late for 30 years. The other people have already eaten it.

Depardieu will be surprised when he trembles.

And the Russians have been consolidating their faith for more than 1,000 years.
This is how "Sberbank of Russia was established in 1841" But is he not the successor of the Soviet Sberbank? Did you spend this period in the underground?

(Discussion of a photo with a bunch of bees in a glass with juice, signature "corporativ bilina")
They are bees, not bees.
Zzzz: What a difference, the rear is striped.
TTT: tigers with zebras there

Do you have a neighbor with a drill?
xxx: the meaning of a fool who drills something at least a week a month wall

YYY: No, I have a neighbor with a falsifier.
yyy: which will be used once a day, regardless of the time of day)

I have been smoking to the toilet for a long time, while my ancestors are asleep, they can’t hear me smoke at all.
At four o’clock in the morning, my friend arrived before they went to work. And not even noticed anything. Neither a whisper nor a whisper, even her whirlwind in my room rolled, until I noticed and cleaned it. to safeguard.
It will be easy to rob you when you leave the house.

Painted for two days the customer’s mask, as he ordered, in African style, took a beautiful face from Africa, as the customer said. He calls me today and says:
I wanted an Indian.
I: So you said Africa and the African face.
He is: Yes. They all live in one place.
...

Conversation on Skype:
I am a lazy shit.
She is Par-pa-pa-pam!
He: I will not give up the session
She is Par-pa-pa-pam!
My girlfriend is a fool.
She is: What?! to
He did not go... Par-pa-pa-pam?

Who will put the baby to sleep today?
She: I will sleep with him!
You will not fall asleep! I go swimming and you think about sex.
She is AAA! I will fall asleep in sweet dreams.
If you fall asleep, you will have rough sex, and if you don’t fall asleep, you will have gentle sex.
She: That is, those sleeping me, are you just brutally raping?
He is: No! I will rape her brutally, and you will rape me brutally for that!! to

If they were, fucking, under the imperial march...
Suckles, borsches they ate under the imperial march.
The lanterns, they blasphemed, smashed, they also let go under the imperial march.
Fuck how did they go? Fuck, of course, under the imperial march.

I, when I capture the Earth, I will shoot you under the imperial march, boring Gandons without a sense of humor... Really busted with their dumbest stories without a drop of humor... Create a site for yourself "what they do under the imperial march" and there post your shame... That Kotte would scatter you with his shredder...

At the time of the exam in physics, the high school students told this legend:
One guy went to school, did not go to couples, but he was extended for two weeks.
The other went to the hospital, and he was extended for a month.
And we have a lesson in physics, which, in order to do anything, it is first necessary to tempt it into the universe, then to find and, holding it in the audience, to answer something.
Actually a legend.
These guys went, paid off debts, and there was only one physics left. We found the preacher, agreed to meet, and there is a dialogue (p-prepod, c-students):
(c) Press, we are here for the transfer.
I didn’t appoint you for today, come in a week.
A week later, only the second student comes and again the dialogue:
Q. Where is your friend?
c) He was removed
How many exams did he have?
c) one
They say that such a look, in which so clearly read the word "BLA" no one has ever seen...

The epic error:

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Customer of the design project (Z) wants to look in two colors options for the walls for the children's room and bedroom
Dialogue in the ASCII:

Q: Can you tell us what is hard to do and what is easy mouse movement? I would have a child’s room and bedroom and in that, and in that color would have looked.
I: there you can make two options for each room, but it will just take twice the time to render - that is, I change the color of the walls with a light mouse movement, and then we wait for two days for each room.
Q: Why do we wait two days? Would it dry?

I: and I know the creator of Minecraft
Is it a square?

Maxim to 16:39
I was offended by a man.
Monika at 16:50
Who... how smiled
Maxim to 16:52
I told her that I was fat when I was a child, and she laughed and said that she was fat... after saying, “Now everything has changed, didn’t it?” She was offended and said I was bad.
by Monika 16:58
)))))))))))))
by Maxime 16:58
Strange she

Advertising for the sale of laptops:
I bought about 2 years ago, it works well, but like all the books of Sony, the battery does not last very long!but from the network will work at least a whole day!

After reading about the experiment, my neighbor in the room wondered that he knows how to remove scratches on the iPhone he was given to him by his parents. This idiot scratched the screen and for a long time could not understand why nothing works!

I’m looking for at least some inscription on my newly gifted Chinese phone with a TV to identify its model. I found the QC4 letters. Go to Google "QC4 Phone" The first reference is the "Litian QC4 electric flying machine". and :)

With Derty, "In the meantime, Kim Jong-un in honor of his birthday gave the children a kilogram of candy."
XXX: Not bad too, by kilogram.
Yyy: Yes, but not the number of sweets will fit the number of children, but vice versa.