I have a double attitude towards abortion. On the one hand, it’s good because it’s killing children, on the other hand, it’s bad because it gives women the right to choose.

Last Thursday I was supposed to meet a girl in the subway. I have never seen the girl before and had no idea how she looks. We agreed to meet at the airport station at the hour of day, I come there, call her on my mobile phone and continue to focus on the terrain. I come to the place, call the girl and explain that I am standing below, near the entrance to the hall, wearing black jeans, a yellow jacket, waiting. Well, he says, I have a blue and red jacket, I am going down now. Two minutes later, a girl in a sweater and without a jacket approaches me: “Hello, I’m Julia. Are you waiting for me?

Probably you. Where is the blue and red jacket?

at home. It was I in principle said that I have a blue jacket with red strips.

I think she would have met a girl – she might not have met.

C to YouTube:
(Finland) I sit on a bench next to the cafe. The noisy company is resting at the table and at some point I catch myself in the thought that I understand them!!! I am pleased! Finally! by PUM! This is in Russian ? ?

Chapter 11: Alexey What are you busy there? Why is the base hanging again?! to
222: Probably because the server has been nine years old, it does not cope with the load and you have to buy a new one.
111: And what are you sitting? Why has it not been bought yet?
222: Probably because, Boris *****, you fired me two months ago with the wording "we don’t need hardworking employees, not able to solve a simple problem", when I came to you and said that the server is nine years old, it doesn’t cope with the load and you need to buy a new one.

It is not a mess in the head.

and ==
The Happy Father:

Three times, your mother, ha ha!
I had a perfect conception with bound tubes, a twin was born!! to

Do you trust your half? Interestingly...
and ==
In this altered consciousness, seeing, hearing, and reading only what is appropriate, many alcoholics live, for example. They see the world as they feel comfortable.
Not just... Okay.

was engaged. Or am I a fool, and the author of the source about the conception of twins with bound tubes is not a woman? Men do not have pipes or channels.
If a man had written, my wife would have had the tubes tied over and the twins conceived. What a poor writer who breaks not even a proposition, an idea out of context.

I bought a new refrigerator. And judging by the sounds there forgot the Chinese when assembling. But I think something is clearly not alive there. I don’t even know who to call: the immigration service or the exorcist?

And although we are in full ass, it is pleasant that the ass is not thin, but full, fed, for the joy of yourself and people.

xxx: In Mariupol of the Donetsk region, security forces exposed a public house, which, disguised as a nightclub, was located in the premises of the House of Culture, informs the press service of the Prosecutor’s Office of the Donetsk region on Wednesday, October 5.
It was established that the resident of Mariupol, together with two of her daughters, organized an elite bordell in which services of a sexual nature were provided to foreigners. Young women were engaged in prostitution.
During the search, money and contraceptives were found in the border. The investigation continues.
xxx: and now the attention of the photo of the “elite bordell”...

Image of a sad Soviet DC with the inscription "Palace of Culture of Seafarers" with the reversed letter "O".

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY A two-bedroom apartment in a promozone.
That’s for the elite!! to
YYY: Truly, I don’t know who is visiting in Mariupol.
Yyy: who in the Mariupol elite
xxx: the same is written - "the bordell in which services of a sexual nature were provided to foreigners"
Tarantino came to Mariupol and thought, “How can I have fun? Wouldn’t you accept a couple of sexual services in an elite bordell?”

Head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs listed the five most corrupt spheres in Russia.

That is. Are they the ones who don’t share with the MDS?

The crane in the kitchen broke. I put a new one in about six months.

With the crane, the dishes are easy to wash!
Wellback to Civilization, Beer Grills! and )
Zzz: You haven’t washed your clothes in the washing machine yet, brother.

If you ask, don’t learn. If you think you need to learn, don’t ask.

I have a telephone!

The carpet is dirty, dear, while I lay my floors in the kitchen. I do not know! Take the rubbish. I don’t know where! Go for bread. I don’t know which to buy! Sit down with the baby while I go for bread. I can’t, he’ll cry without you.

Man, that is all you are.

Prosecutor: Please tell me, has the accused talked to you about something?
Witness: This man offered me three hundred dollars if I promised not to tell anyone that he was driving, not his wife, and that he was drunk.
Prosecutor: Are you absolutely sure that he was driving, and that he was really in a state of alcoholic intoxication, not just smell of alcohol?
Witness: Yes, I am sure he was hard to stand on his feet.
Prosecutor: There are no more questions.
Lawyer: Witness, tell me, did you get the money offered? I remind you that you were in court and promised to say only the truth.
Witness: Khm... took...
Lawyer: And you promised not to tell anyone anything?
The Witness: Yes
Lawyer: Then please tell me, how can we believe everything you say here, if you have just actually admitted that your promises don’t matter?

Do not crack Galina.
Asked by Nicholas
Wife is obedient
Moving to LA

It was in the evening, I went out with a friend to walk the dogs. My friend had to go to the store, so I and the dogs were waiting at the entrance.



After a while, three smiling hops passed by looking at the dogs. I am accustomed to this, because the hashes attract the attention of many. Then one of the men said with a smile:

They are beautiful.

I don’t know what happened to me then, but I replied:

Thank you, you too.

The removed top of the legs was accompanied by laughter.

Once I decided to order the rolls, and the area in which I live, as if Voronezh, and as if not. Borovoye microry, here is a straight 1 km from the "city line", as all restaurants and cafes consider, and accordingly, delivery to us is either not done at all, or with a big cheque, and sometimes they are just lazy to go here.



So here is the very essence of what happened, then I (I), O (operator):



Hi, would you like to order rolls, do you deliver to Borovoy?

Good night, one second, I will clarify.

She covered the phone a little, but the dialogue was still heard.

Will you go to Borovoy?

The fighting? No, no naked

Sorry, we are not delivering to Borovoy.

I served in a military organization. The service was beautiful, in the center of the big city, free exit, without buildings, bouts, lifts and other delights of service) But from monotony and boredom with time you begin to look for ways to relax... and it is of course alcohol. In the same building there were 2 other military organizations and 3 pieces next door. After the end of the working day, all the officers went home and we remained courageously guarding the territory entrusted to us. And here is 9 o'clock in the evening, no one, picking up from everyone "who can as much", I go to the store, which is around the corner, it was not possible, because the commander will catch his ass and pull in his casemates) The vendors knew us all well and used to that the alcohol at the box office should be quickly removed in the bag. I stand in front of the box office in a row, in the basket a couple of bottles of stock vodka, cola, cakes, and a collection of various snacks. It’s my turn, a new box. I ask you to immediately pierce the vodka and remove it in the bag, then the rest, which I get the answer "The packs are over, I will try, then on the other box I will take," I thought it was impossible to slowly carry a pack of slugs over the scratch. But the torture ended, it was calculated, she took the package and at this moment there are two representatives of the military police in the store. All of! was served. Servants stand and watch as everything I honestly acquired goes into the package. To arrange a comedy before them and the cashier on the theme of "girl you are in your mind that you put me vodka! " meaningless and shameful. I go out, pull the time as I can, stop at self-paying, pretend to throw on the balance sheet (I pretend because there is no more money), I hope they get bored and they will go on. They wait on the street. Fucking wait. I go out. “What is in the package? “Everything is good,” “What else? “” And then from behind came a man who stood behind me in a line. “Hey guys, guess, you put my in the bag, the girl confused to see.” I praise everyone! I trusted and thanked all the gods. The policemen stumbled. “Don’t let the ball go in the evening, go back.” They told me and went on the route. The man walked with me to my point, told me how he served himself, smoked, talked, gave the bottles, handed a pack of cigarettes as a presentation, said that the main rule in the army was "Everything is possible if you don't burn" and went on.

Three days have passed, I am on duty, the military comes in. I just swallowed! He stands that uncle, in the shape and pursuit of the Colonel. I greeted him and went where I needed to. He goes out in half an hour.

Do you remember?

So exactly! “Do not burn!”

So exactly. be

Frogs, frogs... The frogs are you! Borrowed a patchwork. Go to sleep.

A grandmother sets her granddaughter against her niece:
- Here is your mommy sleeping long because she is a frog! I’m standing up, who am I? Zhao...
The child, pure heart: a frog?

Remember Peter and Fevronia! They lived as monks, the ideal of the Orthodox family. Of course, they did not have children.

Be fruitful and multiply, is this not a commandment? Broken up, is it possible? A direct indication in a commandment inclination that does not allow for double interpretation. Or is this instruction not for everyone?

The xxx:
The grandmother of Zilla said that we can measure it with growth by the speed of number splitting.

YYYY :
A pensioner in programming? That is respect!

The xxx:
Grandmothers in Israel don’t know programming – they just know the right answers to all questions)))

The bamboo:
Fuck all this radiation! The Sun star changes the radioactivity of the entire planet in order higher in a second.

In the Chernobyl zone people live, stalkers walk and nichuya.
300 tons a day for the planet is nothing.

I want to stop the panic! Panic will not help, of course.
I am okay with radiation. The tail is just chewing.

by Gert:
Go you! The false legs will grow, and then you will get hairy, that you will crack the butt on your ass!

The bamboo:
Yes not! They opal in the spring. I do not regret at all. prevented the wings from spreading.
But the hump on the ass is a shit like uncomfortable!