from the Ukraine

It has been established that if a member is cut off the head, he can steal for another 20 minutes.

I liked the relatively recent joke, I do not remember for what reason, but in the process they gave a clue to a few very cool fantastic stories.

Sows can turn their heads 270 degrees... to the caterpillar that in the morning decided to whisper.

In 1987, why did it burn? From the fact that there are cases when meat is vital?
At the same time, you say so confidently that no one died from a lack of meat. You are more visible. And people who suffer from B12 deficiency are not in charge. They are better shot at all, so as not to spoil the beautiful picture of the world with pink pony and sun-feeding.

On March 20, in Lviv, some piddars dispersed a gathering of representatives of the gay community.

I like these tips "just enough to get married."
Advice on any topic. It has opened up to the ceiling of the company in its region, and the money still lacks. You need to buy an apartment, but you do not give a mortgage. I want to go on vacation at least once a year and not smell like a horse. The answer is always one – you just have to get married. The most funny thing is that all such advisors (I have) are men and all married. And everyone in different degrees, not once and not two complained about his position that his wife needs something all the time, she uses it, she is not happy with something, all the time she owes something and how well it was to one.
So how do you teach the same behavior of the girls, smart guys? Does someone drive you into slavery, or do you go there and organize it yourself?

The managers of the house talk.
What is it that the carpenter rolls on the bench all day long? Boho is what?
and yes.
We agreed that he would open the door on Monday morning! He said he would be ready.
Here he is ready.

Next to the black Roland would logically look natural blonde Suzanne (can be long-legged - not to remind people with reduced mobility of their problems) and Mongoloid Eddie Dean.

and. And fighting this is useless, because in essence he is right, he needs a worker, not a mom who takes the place.

Until society begins to rebuild itself, until it becomes focused on the future, the woman who raises the builder of the future will remain the interfering person who occupies the place.

and answers

Should I switch from Windows 95 to Windows XP?
WOW, WOW, WOW what is it? XR is not yet fully tested, leave 95 kcal.

In the USSR, Mr. Kwasha Maura played in the Salmon Hat. And Niko, such a shameful maur succeeded.

Vladimir Semenovich in the role of Hannibal.

I saw the beautiful:
I go on the street. Clinging to the wall and laying a cardboard under the seat, a wanderer of a very typical appearance sits - a hat-up hat with climbing ears and hanging bandages, a gray scattered beard, slugs from under the hat. The clothes are very worn, but tight. And above it on the wall is an inscription with a balloon: “The bottom is much closer than Gorky thought.”

Fucking about smoking.
A narrow sidewalk, where three people can hardly get apart (was wide, but part pulled the supermarket under the parking lot). It is the road to the mentioned supermarket, and to two schools, and to the kindergarten. On the sidewalk, a single-legged disabled man placed with a mercantile purpose, asking for "bread". Everything would be nothing, but at the same time he smokes thickly with a cigarette stuck in his teeth, passing through the smoke curtain. After addressing me, I explode in the spirit that I am not going to give him money to harass others. In response, I quote:"I poch@i on others" and my logical question: "And what help can they then count on?" I noticed that after such a dialogue many removed pre-prepared wallets. This is somehow...

You have to behave so that you want to protect.
And not to demand, to melt their feet and scream that all the men are goats.
When you understand that no one owes anything to women, then you will wire around your husband, love and fulfill all his lusts. And then he will, accordingly, yours.

The shield? No one owes anything to anyone, but at the same time you need to wrap around the man and lick him so that he (per) starts licking you in response? Do you see nothing mutually exclusive?

Are you on Instagram?
YYY: NEA
XXX is stable.

To prevent unwanted sex, it is enough for a woman to marry not a selfish fool.

It is advisable not to leave the house and not to open the door to anyone.
This particular problem can be solved by the monastery.
By the way, if someone does not like women, in this case, you can also go to the monastery. But already in the man. No greedy, aggressive, mercantile bastard, you can imagine? Love and prosperity.

I play MMORPG, killing from the bow of skeletons. Next to her, she sits and looks. Every time the arrow hits the enemy, the word "immunity" appears - the knockdown hanging on the attack does not pass. Daughter: "What immunity can skeletons have!". She loves biology. But we know what, for example, to bleeding and poisoning.

I met a girl on the internet.
She is from another city. Asked to send a photo of the fresher, agreed that he was shooting with the cat. I wait. It does not go for a long time.
I ask: "What is it about?" She: "I decided to clean up in the room before the photo".
It would be nothing, but for the first time in my life I cleaned up in a strange house being almost 2 thousand kilometers away.

Rbbb: What is it? Russia has an entirely inexhaustible resource – shit. Russia can trade shit. To arrange anywhere for anyone abroad this shit, and then to stop it for money, withdrawing troops. And then you will be able to take money only for the shit not to arrange.

In our work (government) introduced some novelty: the premiums, which were the majority of the s / p, to be paid on the fact of the time worked. If a person was hospitalized, his prize was given to the person who replaced him all that time. There is no fairer place, in my opinion.
Mothers, sitting with their children at the hospital for two weeks a month, raised the universe high, receiving a naked salary. They wrote complaints, but did not anything - everything was according to the law.
And a miracle happened - children who were regularly cold and barely went to the resuscitation, recovered sharply! As the boss said "although you write to the Ministry of Health. He found a panacea for illness in old age".