A six-year-old sister (c) talks to her parents (r):
Q: When will you repair my room?
R: Well, you go with your grandmother, we will do it.
C: Only you put my pillow on the floor.
R is?? to
C: Well if I faint from such beauty that my head does not hit me.
Olya Deep: Yes, I explain to them all the time that this is not a creative pseudonym, but the name HDD
Comments on Picabus:
XXX: I was like, riding on a board, landing from a bigger, landing on my head. I got up, I felt something wrong, I slipped down the slope... I understand that I don’t remember anything and wild panic, I run to my friends and talk, I hit my head, I don’t remember anything... Even when I found myself here... I was lucky in the hospital right away. The result was a traumatic brain shock, with short-term memory loss. I remembered five minutes and immediately forgot. They brought me home and I called my parents 24 times in 3 hours and said I lost my memory. And about the same number of friends called to ask what happened to me...It was wildly scary, in the hospital I ran into every office and said I lost memory, help me...But they said that it wasn’t scary, said it will pass until tomorrow...Friends calmed down and began to tell me the same joke, I laughed 5 minutes passed, I forgot, they give it again...and then 8 say...The next day it really went...I remembered everything and didn’t forget, except those few hours that I was in the hospital and on the way home.
YYY: You’re writing this comment for the eighth time now.
Is it Saloon? Only there in one “trade hall” of 6 square meters.
Skin, honey, shit and nails
Clocks, clocks and bullets.
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What a strange range in your store – tombs, drums, guns...
Don’t tell me. Yesterday they bought a drum, yesterday a gun, and today a tomb.
Once I had to come back from a nightclub walking through the city floor. All the money walked, time 4 in the morning, darkness and rain. He walked along an empty road, all prodrug.
And here stops a simple old foreigner. There is an elderly couple. They say sit down. I sat down and warm up. On empty roads in 20 minutes. My grandfather said, 200 rubles with you. I was a little unexpected of such a turn and began to feel the content of the empty pockets, and then I say: I have no penny. Here the grandmother began to be upset: that we carried you, gasoline was spent and you were a barrel, the elderly regretted, and in general the man could not sit in the car without money. What I said that you offered me to throw... Here my grandfather struck that everybody understands that it is necessary to pay for travel. Take off your clock or jacket.
During this burst, I sold the balls in my pockets, and here in the inner right pocket of the jacket, where I almost never put anything, a piece of paper was spotted. Having delivered it in the light of the lamp, I saw 500 rubles of a bank of hooks, which were lying there from a friend's wedding, they were distributed for the performance of competitions, and then they could participate in auctions with cake, etc. I was probably not a very active participant and they remained in the pocket.
I shouted joyfully like Archimedes, only in Russian, and passed it on to the elders. The grandmother pulled out the paper and looked at it first, then angrily at me, shouted: don't pretend, bad actress of you, because you knew about her, that, the conscience tortured? And waiting for the answer, I got somewhere 300 rubles and gave it to me. Take and chew the seat. - As you say, I cut off, and after taking the surrender dissolved in the darkness of the courtyards. The world is not without good people.
XXX> And the fairy will be? The dining, for example?
yyy> will be. And the other mythical characters: sleep, sex and adequacy.
At night, people sleep quietly. Probably they are thinking something bad.
"And now put in your precious window the setting "hide the taskbar" and find me at least one player in which you can put the video to pause from full-screen mode without using hookies";
I don’t know where the discussion started, but:
Media Player Classic - double click - turn off/off full-screen mode, single click - pause,
VLC - double click - full-screen mode, pause (in full-screen mode) - in the pop-up panel or in the context menu.
The default windows media player (if anyone is using it at all) is similar to VLC.
You need a panel of tasks and wishes for this - I can't understand more.
It is cold at work, not a month, we do not take off the jacket. At lunch, after heating up with tea, I ask for boredom because of the employee's cooking magazine to polish. I open, big title "The best summer dishes. Cold soups." Brr, to the hell, to the hell...
to this.
On the first day, turn on a catamaran with food and drown a bag of carcass.
I wonder if one of the participants has replaced a bag?
Please clarify, it matters to me.
In this case, in the campaign, they remained without meat at all and ate the march all the dirty all the march, even the paek was cut off. Another question is what a “smart” person thought of putting all the food in one catamaran, rather than evenly distributing it between the participants.
I thought I bought a spring coat, but it turned out to be a summer coat.
Thank you, dear man, for the quote from "Doctor Aybolit"! In my head these words read the voice of Nikolai Litvinov, like on a plate in childhood.
xxx: I now imagine that this guy with the name Chernobyl is actually walking in a cage, with a spear in his hand and a folded beard
YYY: the worn beard
YYYY: and the bearer is the one who does not bear.
The billionaire will be the one who will come up with a damper for gasoline and lawns.
From the CPP :3
Today, June 8, is World Cat and Cat Day in St. Petersburg. For the first time in the city, cats appeared under Peter, the emperor issued a decree: "To have cats in the cages, for the protection of such and mice and rats of terror." At the time of the War of War, immediately after the lifting of the blockade, for the fight against rats and mice that destroy food supplies and spread the infection, a decree was issued: "To write out of the Yaroslavl region and bring smoked cats to Leningrad." Some of the cats were released immediately at the station, some were distributed by residents, witnesses remembered that there were so many people who wanted to take a cat that many did not have enough. It was said that in January 1944, a kitten in Leningrad cost 500 rubles.
The organizers of the holiday advise on this day to delight their furry friend with some delight, and all employers - to release employees by the name of Kotsov, Kochkin, Koshchkin earlier.
Tim M: By the way "provision" and "delivery" mean the same thing in both languages
Tim M: Leave without liver
Tim M: (de liver counsellor)
In Russia, cyber sport has been recognized as an official sport. It is wine!
YYY: Cybersport is a good thing
XXX: It’s time!
Is there no sex sport? I would be an amateur.
YYY: to the applied handle section only if
YYY: Master of Sport will immediately give
By the way about Chinese phones: whoever has a MIUI firmware and an alarm "only on working days", tomorrow will sleep to work, because in China tomorrow and after tomorrow are weekends. Be careful!
When I was 16, I lived with my brother 2 years younger, my mother and grandmother. The home phone was not in the entrance at the time, the door was always open.
At about 11 a.m., we drank tea and went to bed, and suddenly a bell came to our door.
I ask who is silent. There is no one in the eye. We don’t open the door because there are few people.
Repeat after 10 minutes. For the fourth time we have armed whoever can, standing at the door, like the Trojan at the gate of Troy, and his mothers. My mother doesn’t let me go, she’s scared. I’m already starting to tap him in the ears to respond – silence.
The sixth time my mother called the police. They come, we explain everything, they scratch the surroundings - no one. As soon as they left, just got out of the entrance down, another ringing is heard, we scream from the balcony that “Here is he, catch him!One of them runs to the upper floors: and again no one. The chief police officer stood up at our door to fill out the protocol. It took about 10 minutes to suddenly call again. The door was open, no one could call. As it turned out, this doorbell was programmed so that when the battery was out, it would ring every 10 minutes. That’s how the Chinese who did it made us afraid of the imaginary killer maniac)))
The American tester automated workflows to such an extent that after being fired from the company where he worked for six years, he realized that he had completely forgotten how to program. His story on Reddit caused extraordinary interest.
A user named FiletOFish1066 that he graduated from college in Computer Science seven years ago and then got a job as a QA specialist at one of the technology companies in the Bay Area of San Francisco. Having a programming background, the graduate in 8 months has mastered the work responsibilities so much that he has fully automated all processes.
“For six years I did nothing at work. I am not joking. For 40 hours each week, I went to the office, played League of Legends, browsed Reddit, and did whatever I could. During that time I devoted real work, maybe 50 hours. And no one cared about it, because the tests worked properly,” FiletOfFish1066 said.
He clarified that he had no friends in the office, and the tester only occasionally communicated with his boss and individual developers.
Lafa ended when management finally learned about his automated test scripts. Immediately after that, the tester was fired from the company. And he realized that he had completely forgotten programming.
“After these six years of doing nothing, I no longer know how to write good software. I have basically forgotten everything,” the tester regrets.
He noted that at the age of 28, he was left without work and knowledge, but with $200,000 on his bank account, which he managed to put off while living with his parents.
After receiving a wave of comments under the post, FiletOfFish1066 admitted that after a short break and a trip to Europe, he will learn “everything he forgot” again and start looking for a job in Silicon Valley companies.