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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №132311
 18.08.2016
I bought a bottle of famous soda, I come to work, there are two employees at the entrance, smoking. I ask for politeness, say, no one will drink? The answer is no, we care about our health.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №132310
 18.08.2016
of female scientists. Want examples of the 20th century? Okay, googlem Rosaline Franklin. It was 1952-53. Rosaline decoded the structure of DNA, the double spiral. Who was awarded the Nobel Prize for this discovery? Watson and Crick, the men who used Rosaline’s data but forgot to mention it. She died of cancer in ignorance. Rosaline was remembered only in the 21st century, thanks to the same evil feminists. And even now, no one has condemned Watson and Crick for unethical behavior (in fact, for appropriating other people’s data).
Yes, there are no female scientists.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №132309
 18.08.2016
The manic girl caught up.
on the 25th floor
Why did I not want it.
already

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №132308
 18.08.2016
To the shit about the institute of noble girls: before comparing it with higher educational institutions for men, at least take a look at what the girls were taught there. The law of God, foreign languages, Russian verbality, history, georgaphia, arithmetic, dances, music, vocals, drawings, secular etiquette, housekeeping, craftsmanship, heraldics. For the townsmen there was a reduced course with a focus on household. Later, the duration of education for the nobles was reduced to 9 years (instead of 12, as was the case with Catherine), and for the townsmen to 6 years. And now think what would have happened if Lomonosov had taught on the same program.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №132307
 18.08.2016
I went to the park with a quadcopter yesterday. Quadricle in hand. I pass by the bench on which the alkashi (man and woman) sit, and the alkashi with an internship. And I hear behind the back: "" how many jobless people run with toys instead of working".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №132306
 18.08.2016
Who is here?! to

>They are disgusting that they were late to start teaching, or they would be uh! Move the science.
Thus you recognize your own inferiority as a species.

As far as I know, only people can print booklets on the internet. Not everything, I probably know. What kind of kind will you be, dear? There is such a thing as a privilege. But it is very difficult to see the privileged, because the same has everything, which means that everyone else complains because they are stupid or something else. To your attention, literally a few years ago, some gunmen pulled 200 girls (not women and not even girls) from one African school, because according to their worldview, the place for girls is not there, but a bed, a servant and a babysitter in some hall. Very young girls, 10 years old. People who want to learn despite the danger. Call them incomplete, so why are you showering?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №132305
 18.08.2016
I know the worst story!

Do not want a man in the ZAGS, does not love, you will not be fortunate.

A girlfriend left her after years of relationship. He cries at his friends and they ask her to come back to him. She just wanted marriage and children, but he didn’t want it. She said, “You won’t be forced. and left. Find someone with whom your interests match. The man wondered why she didn’t want to live with him. The only question remains: why should she, in the opinion of men, put off her hoodies and forget about her wishes, and the man is the victim in any case? Even if you push him to the Zags, go there with someone else.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №132304
 18.08.2016
A dictator easily disposes ignorant people because of the radicalism, determination and scale of his actions and discourages those who are able to see the ambiguity of their consequences.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №132303
 18.08.2016
Inesa was hungry for violence.
Drinking vodka, drinking tea
I watched Artemisia in the movie.
He gave me money and fell asleep.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №132302
 18.08.2016
Meeting with friends...

How good that you both came!
We have arrived in Poland!
...??? to
Me and my half. Is it one and a half?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №132301
 18.08.2016
Childhood Misconceptions

I was convinced in my childhood (the distant naive 80s) that if something was stolen from someone, or broken, or lost, the militia will repay the lost, (which is remarkable - how much the victim will say) and that, in fact, it (militia) exists for that. And only then will look for the thief to reimburse their costs.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132300
 18.08.2016
He was born in 65 in a small working village. We had a phone at home and needed to tell the telephone worker which number to call - I was five years old, as I remember now. You had nothing at the end of the 90s. Are you from the planet Earth?

In the mid-1980s, a new building. I had to wait four years on the phone. I don’t see anything criminal in the original.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132299
 18.08.2016
I am the author of the source

He was born in 65 in a small working village. We had a phone at home and needed to tell the telephone worker which number to call - I was five years old, as I remember now. You had nothing at the end of the 90s. Are you from the planet Earth?

The place of action - Striezhova, founded in 66, lived a family in a shelter for the watchmen. Phone one on the 9th floor at the guard for an emergency - call an ambulance, for example. Placing phones in the rooms was allowed, somewhere at 00h, when the rooms could already be privatized. Most of the friends lived in similar conditions and had no phones.
p.s There are now corners on the planet where there is no connection, it does not depend on the year.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №132298
 18.08.2016
xxx: and now the irregular section "idiot recipes"
Throw pasta in boiling water.
- understand that the pasta is not enough, and you want to eat. Throw the same rice.
When everything is ready, think about sausages. Throw the same sauce.
Find out that there is no water in the pot. Add from under the crane and bring back to boiling.
How good that there is hunger, fatigue and mayonnaise in the world that will allow me to overcome this shit.

I need your grandma.

Do you think she will eat it?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №132297
 18.08.2016
Where does peace go?

You forgot to put it before the treatment.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №132296
 18.08.2016
We return with friends from fishing late in the evening, the road was chosen little busy but it is shorter than 15 kilometers. Around the middle of the road, the rear wheel was pierced. We had a reserve, but there was no key. We are standing, trying to stop someone asking for a key for a few minutes. But the road is not so lively, one car passes every 15-20 minutes. We vote, but all pass without stopping. You can understand them, there are 5 men, at night, in such a deaf. But we are upset, and the problem is nonsensical. And then, after three hours of waiting, a penny slows, a man looks out the window and says:

- guys, judging by the downgraded wheel, you need a pump, a reserve, a locker or a key, I have nothing of this with me unfortunately!

Why stopped then? ? to ? to

- so that you don't think I'm another Gandon who has gone by and hasn't even stopped.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №132295
 18.08.2016
It is easier to curse the master than to crush a slave.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №132294
 18.08.2016
"Imagine she has five screws in her left ear, five in her right ear, a screw in her ear, a nail in her left nose, rings in her upper lip and right eyebrows. Daddy on the whole forearm - the vein can only be found on the spot.
Sitting this wondrously strange in front of me in the procedure cabinet, and with eyes full of horror trembling, looking at the syringe in my hands.
What is? I ask.
I am afraid of injections. Is it not hurt?
by BL@! She and her tongue are still perforated - some kind of microwave shines on the tip.
I look at her and think, “What do I, a regular anesthesiologist with twenty years of experience, know about pain?”

My friend shared

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №132293
 18.08.2016
What if admin works badly?
Try to dismiss and accept back.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132292
 18.08.2016
Some fans of adult movies boast that they can recognize one or another actress by the shape of the chest, tattoos, etc. The day before came to realize that my skill is above any other - it was possible to recognize the male actor by the member absolutely automatically...

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