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[ + 45 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46784
 02.05.2011
iron has a Curie point - when heated to a certain temperature it loses its magnetic properties. Explain to me, fool, how the earth's heated to several thousand degrees core, supposedly made up of that iron, creates the planet's magnetic field?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №46783
 02.05.2011
My son is 4 years old and has a toy phone.
The lights went on, turned off.
A child with a characteristic, painfully familiar, intonation: "Connection with satellites Established..."))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46782
 02.05.2011
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Citizenship is a stable sexual relationship between a person and the state.
YYY: Legal
XXX: the first time was more accurate.

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46781
 02.05.2011
Damn I probably dreamed of something very interesting, if in a dream I removed the cushion from the pillow...

c) The script

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №46780
 02.05.2011
Sdirit: there has never been a high opinion about the mental development of those who write in the elevators, but the inscription "the one who wrote it will get puzzles" made you think about it.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46779
 02.05.2011
Ural – the cradle of Russia.
Sergey Posad is the soul of Russia.
Moscow is the heart of Russia.
Does anyone know where Russians have their brains?? to

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46778
 02.05.2011
[0:09:15] xxx: the previous 8 hamsters in her died
YYYYYYYY: Are you serious?
[0:11:31] xxx: yes
[0:11:37] xxx: alone she cut off her cheeks with scissors
[0:11:47] xxx: I wanted to cut my hair
[0:12:07] xxx: I thought cuts, and they were cheeks
[0:12:11] xxx: well fuck

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №46777
 02.05.2011
In the end, their whole meaning lies in the fact that adult men fight to prove whose imaginary friend is the coolest.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №46776
 01.05.2011
I have four chemistry teachers.
I’ve been with her for two months, now she’s five.
to engage?
to pray.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46775
 01.05.2011
Talk about the letter)

It’s just my little friend.
Cat: Little, you are talking...)))
I usually have friends a meter in height.
Cat: and this is a little less than a meter)
Cat: And he’s not complex about that?)
No, he’s worried he doesn’t have a girlfriend.)
Cat: Well help him.
I am always ready to give him a hand of help.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №46774
 01.05.2011
I have the feeling that some girls think of conscience as extra kilograms.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №46773
 01.05.2011
The socks stop hiding when washed, apparently at the moment when the boy turns into a man.
After washing in the same machine and drying on the same dryer, the husband's socks are always easy to break in pairs, and the sons for some reason always remain unmatched.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №46772
 01.05.2011
and biology. The teacher talks about nutrition:
There are things that should not be digested...
Vote from the last party:
For the rest, there is a master card.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46771
 01.05.2011
The day started, I went out in the morning on the balcony to drink a cup of candy. I put it at the window. Here a whore flew, looked at me asleep, grabbed a candy, a fox, and flew away.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №46770
 01.05.2011
A police officer, who arrived on an anonymous signal, calls the police officer.
Knee, what is there for anonymous? People are sitting in nature, chilling!
Even without alcohol!
Yes you fucking.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46769
 01.05.2011
Martin: Probably only in Russia on Labor Day is customary to arrange a holiday and rest.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №46768
 01.05.2011
SexIsMyLife: I’m so cultural that I even get a penis in my mouth with a fork

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №46767
 01.05.2011
Demiurg He
I bought a cottage. I go in shit. I have a wolf shirt.

Rogue
Are you beaten in school?

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46766
 01.05.2011
Mahaon: hanging posters around the room:
In front of the table - "huli we sit? for the work!and"
On the ceiling - "Who gets up early, goes to bed today"
In the mirror "this woman will do EVERYTHING!"
at the door "feather and kefir - Taste"
A personal Feng Shui?
Mahaon: Yes... and the journey is already working. I graduated to write.)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №46765
 01.05.2011
Happy Birthday, my brother!
YYY: And you too!
Peace to May!
YYY: Did you drive to the dacha?
XXX: I don’t have one.
Did you go to the parade?
XXX is not there.
xxx: the demonstration is simple and all
YYY: Did you even bite with friends?
XXX: I don’t drink
Sitting at the computer all day?
XXX: I am here
YYY: And where was he?
Have you walked with a girl?
I went to the store with my mom first. Exhibition of cats O_O
YYY: I don’t even know what to say.
How is a cat?

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