About Surprise

My friend Mishka sells morgi for medical centers. The other guy is quite normal. So if it is considered a margin, it is precisely through the letter "o".
I am a completely different affair.

Not what it was on April 1. But it approached. He called Mikko and promised to come to visit with a surprise.
I, of course, decided not to hit the dirt with my face and prepared thoroughly: I twisted out all the bulbs in the entrance. I bought a skull with a red lighting and a package of rubber intestines.
I made the shopping at the entrance. And he grabbed a capron sweater on his head and placed two oranges in the place of his eyes, pre-painting them with a phosphorizing paint. When the bell sounded, he stepped to the door, repaired the equipment. and opened.
– Let me introduce you... – he heard Mishkin’s voice and spoke.
Teaching Basics:
The entrance to the underground is open. Your turn...
Next in the misanthropy was a slight slide and sound, as if a bag of potatoes had accidentally fallen on the stairs.
Because of the oranges, there was no shit. I pulled my ammunition from my head. And when I got it, I saw Mishka focusing on the feeling of a nice girl in a light coat.
“I wanted to introduce a new passion to a fellow scientist,” he said.
Finished to squeeze and squeeze. To make an impression.
“Well,” I said, helping to wrap the body inside the apartment. by my
has succeeded. How do you think?
All the following evening, the virgin lay on a tachta with a compress on her head, sadly breathing and thinking that there are no smart men in principle, and she even gets a hundred percent idiots.

“Dear, the jewelry store was closed and I bought you a yogurt.

A long farewell, in his eyes - an endless sadness from the upcoming separation, the last desperate hugs, a scumpy man's tear slipped on his unshaken cheek... But behold, I sat in the wagon, the train touched, the railway station lights disappeared from sight. SMS (well, I think, exactly the offer of the hand and heart!) I open, I read "Finally you left!!!by D"

Drink girls milk, the breasts will be upset :-D
yyy: Drink girls beer with strawberries, breasts hanging with a dead snake

They suddenly won’t have vodka on the table. Those are foolish, these are foolish. It can also demoralize me.
What do they have on the table, you think? From the martini or liquor, the ass will stick. This is critical to the pedestrians.

I think I am a genius!!! to
BBB – We know it.
ccc - we believe it =)
DDD: Let us be angry.

I go to the universe courtyards. I see - along the wall of the house from the drain to the drain there is a red fence. Well, I didn’t resist and wrote with a mark: "Passing through the wall is forbidden!"

I want to ask you something very, very personal.
HH: I hope our relationship has already reached such a level to ask about this...
XHHH: Give me, please, the ack from the router, the discography of Qija download ^^

My friend worked in the DPSOM police, told the case:
In their place in the night of winter an accident occurred, two bodies in total. I had to take them to Morocco. They came there (and in order to turn on the light in the very refrigerator, it was necessary to get to the finest wall and click on the switch, and there was a dull night light in the hallways themselves). They, therefore, learned to put the bodies right behind the entrance door into the refrigerator, as if it was terrible for them to get to the distant wall, for which the sanitarians then grieved them heavily for it. And behold, they brought one corpse, began to bring the second, and the acquaintance grabbed some kind of iron stand, it, and accordingly what was on it will fall with a terrible thunderstorm. And then, in the grave silence, in the doorway, a body appears and with such a rough and dull voice begins to yell: "What h@i you are doing here!!"The partner fell dead next to these bodies, and the acquaintance of fear took this body off the door and flew out into the street.
As it turned out, it was a grandfather guard, who was hired to force police officers to lay bodies in designated places.

[13:52:46] Mikhail Andreevich: greetings, how are you doing?
[13:53:26] Lovely: ghbdtnbr
[13:53:31] Lovely: ghbdtnbr
[13:53:32] Lovely: yjjhvfkmyj
[13:53:37] Mikhail Andreevich said:
[13:53:39] Mikhail Andreevich: live by

We are like magnets! We attract, we attract, and then op! and together)
With a characteristic shirt?
Don’t ruin the romance! For example, I want to...
No problem, we’ll be getting out soon. Like a magnet.

Ok200: During his life he has encountered girls (women) who do not wear a shirt in principle.
Well, if the size of the breast is small, then it is understandable, and if the second or more, what can be the reasons? I asked at the time, but I forgot what I was answered. Are there women who don’t wear lifts?
How can I run without him?
Owen: Spectacular, this is how.

Well, it was necessary for this fool during my first time to stumble at First Blaad. I hate it, shit.

xxx: when the salon of leather is used leather of cows, for one salon goes 20 cows.
Bugatti Veiron 20 cows
and 1001 horses
A very good sarai)

of the comments.

Finally, at least the norm of beautiful porn, not the horror with penetration of the skull with the help of a member...

I lie with my girlfriend naked after sex
She: “Looking at the extreme flesh, why do you have excess skin here?
I: It’s not too much... It’s for growth))
c) by Toleg

I stood in a T-shirt "Dog suka etch" I smoked on the door. Suddenly a pigeon mine falls on my shoulder!!! I raise my head and say to the pigeon sitting on the branch – has the fox learned to read? It is :)

A woman smoked e-cigarettes, read an e-book, drank alcohol-free beer and became rubber

Do you have tomatoes?? to
YYYYYYYYYYY
8 What about the eggs?
YYYYYYYYYYY
Teach you to make a delicious omelette?? to
yyy: I can’t learn ((((
XXX Why?
Yyy: If my mom finds out that I can cook something... she’ll make me cook myself(((

I bought an electronic reader. The mentality of the Moscovites is killing me. The first question I hear all the time is: “Why did I buy, but you don’t go to the subway, where will you read?” and O"
Swimming, especially in the subway I will ride in the evenings to read!