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[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46764
 01.05.2011
If there are drug barons, then somewhere there must be drug markers, drug ducats, or, in the worst case, narcographers.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №46763
 01.05.2011
XXX: yes, a man has the right to hit a woman, but as he would hit a tomato and there would be no wraps on it.
Why beat the vegetables? Will not understand anyway.

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №46762
 01.05.2011
Anatoly Nikolaenkov:
I have long accepted the fact that in the correspondence I am called Nicholas and Alexander, and even a couple of times Anya. But today something terrible happened: I received a letter beginning with the words "Dear Analtoy,"... From a Dutchman.

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46761
 01.05.2011
and good morning.
Hello you goat.
What is a goat?
Because you don’t care about me! You loved the other. She was a nun. And you plotted the horns of the branches of the flowering sirene to me and made them bear on my head. And when I locked myself in your car and cut off my veins, you were shouting for me to get out, or I was blowing your seats.
He is: When?? to
She is in a dream!
He is fucking...
The car has always been in the first place.
I’ve never had one.
She: Well and what?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №46760
 01.05.2011
NeRa: Alcohol doesn’t solve any of your problems, just like milk.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №46759
 01.05.2011
In the night of April 29 to 30, the office of the United Russia was set on fire in the city of Bratsk. Burned very hard. Now urgently the whole office is closed with banners so that the people do not see it. The fire was carried out after the adoption by the Duma of the city of Bratsk, consisting of deputies of the United Russia, changes to the statute of the city, which cancel the direct elections of the mayor and appoint the city manager without elections - from among the members of the collapse party of the EP.

Go to!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46758
 01.05.2011
I have a boyfriend. I went in the elevator with a neighbor. She brushes her eyes, smiles, asks for a pen...he smiles, says something to her. The elevator stops, the uncle goes out, and the daughter has his clock in the pen.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46757
 01.05.2011
In every system administrator, a programmer died, and in every information protection specialist, a system administrator died. First to program, then to administer. Lenny is power!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46756
 01.05.2011
1st It’s so cold out there :(
2 is not a month.
The fucking...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46755
 01.05.2011
I will have Wi-Fi in Paradise. And in hell I will set him up.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №46754
 01.05.2011
Lawyer: So the day of conception was the morning of August 8th?
The Witness: Yes
Lawyer: And what did you do at that time?
Witness: I was fucking.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46753
 01.05.2011
We buy with a friend in a jewelry store, a dark boy, not less thick voice:
What to show you?
A friend looking at him:
Show me a striptease.

[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46752
 01.05.2011
Larik: grid for 15 comps
There is no server.
Larik: There is no router
Glendor: populated by viruses

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46751
 01.05.2011
You are a stupid degenerate, what are you doing?
YYY: More than anything else, I am a lady
XXX: Sorry I didn’t know. I corrected
You are a stupid degenerate, what are you doing?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46750
 01.05.2011
Arvid: I was looking for you 5m thick wire on clamps... Found an aluminum clamp in 20m + copper clamp, steel clamp
Yes, knowing what kind of plushkin you are...
Arvid: You know... After examining my wealth, I decided that it was enough to collect an ionic bowler. Not only on the structural part, but also on the filling - some of the pribadabas have never been identified.
Arvid: I have a question to you about this.
Irvik: What is it?
Arvid: You don’t need an ionic bowler accidentally?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №46749
 01.05.2011
xxx: Well, what does the marriage of the British monarch have to do with the harsh Russian reality? And why about the fact that the country has held elections, I learn from an unobtrusive note in some network news agency, and about the fact that some chicken has been sitting for 3 dozen years on the road, in the end "catch the bird of happiness for the yates", and yet in a distant bondage, it lays in my eyes and ears from all sides?
YYY: Because the results of the elections in Russia are not news.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №46748
 01.05.2011
A bear walked through the forest, saw the car burn, sat in it and remained as ash.
On your lips, it was a flame in your eyes, in your hands a breath of wind.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №46747
 01.05.2011
Astrologers have announced a week of William and Kate Middleton.
The number of girls who dream of marrying princes has tripled.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46746
 01.05.2011
Today came the freezer of the balcony, who drank enough, asked me and my girlfriend - who of us Vladislav?! Is it normal? )

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №46745
 01.05.2011
My wife freezes the refrigerator. He finds something black and red in a three-litre bowl. I ask what it is. What she says "I don’t know, but with that I’ll make a cake". I adore her.

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