Friend: "I washed things when I pulled out it turned out that before this the cat in the machine laughed(("

From the forum:
Lost state meter V404AN
First answer: Sorry for the off-top and humour, but the number with the numbers 404 was just doomed :)

Soak, and now collectively we want a soft, snow and a fun winter, people :)

I understood that writing a diploma would not be easy when Wikipedia said it didn’t know anything about it.

About Abramovich's visit to Latvia

Abramovich arrived on the plane. Roman came out with his firm embarrassing smile, written on his intelligent face, say, Slavs, why do you love people who steal you so much? And the newspapers immediately began to guess what he wanted to buy in Latvia: a football team or a mansion. I came here to buy Latvia.

I worked as a Russian language teacher at school for the first month.
The children demons still.The whole night checked the notebook.Error-dark.
I opened some Internet resource, I read.I suddenly see an error in the text.The hand itself stretches to the red pen and crawls on the monitor.
Do you know where there are cheap monkeys?

yyyy: I sleep) I get up at 6am today... first pair: art gymnastics)
xxx: guess, you are taught art gymnastics at the Faculty of Computer Science so that you can dance correctly with the drum at the compass? and :)

WerWolf: what to learn for today is enough, I understood when I raised my head from the platoon and saw the predecessor with huge letters on the board "SPI"
WerWolf: It was then explained to me that it was Subsidies for products and imports)))

Astrologers announced a week of Lužkov. Number of jokes about J.M. has doubled.

Puma (10:26:14 30/09/2010)
We were promised to be fined for delay, I was late for 20 minutes, but I did not find anyone who could fine me)))

Damn, I barely bring the ends with the ends.
Among other things, homosexuality is a sin.

The girl:
I am interested. How will you introduce me to your parents?

The guy:
"My Mother Fuck... and then back down was?"

When the day of judgment comes, the top will become the bottom, the earth will burn and everything will be destroyed, only one thing will remain in the world - it is the old Soviet blue isolant.

Jey_fo

Medvedev thinks loudly:
Why should I fired Lucky? For the greed? for theft? for? for?
by Fuck! It says Putin.

ЪFF}: I studied on the Internet and in practice all kinds of clamps on lifts. I learned to recognize them and to scatter them instantly, without looking, and through clothes.
And yet, he was loud anyway. I hug the new one, touch the back and I don’t understand. Relief, obviously metal, sprinkles, but it does not move anywhere... Five minutes.
She regretted herself. It turned out to be on the English bulldozer.

Requiem for Autumn. I stand at a tram stop. According to the law of cold - the tram is not necessary for 25 minutes. There was already an impressive crowd waiting for the desirable "five". I am bored to see cars passing by. Here, a beautiful thing rolls on it: a yellow-dirty tractor with two plumage tractors in the cabin, clearly tuned by a magneto, judging by the sounds of the bottle, and proudly crowned on top with the Russian flag-tricolor.
What a grandfather of intelligent appearance, bowing in the coat says: "And indeed this tractor really does not badly symbolize Russia - powerful, but dirty, procured with the sludge carried from everywhere. "The frightened people smiled, deciding to add moods and I continue the topic: "Aga. And driven by two half drunk fools!"
The smiles disappeared. People turned away. It became quiet. is terrible.

I have completed the secretary-referent courses.
Today was the subject "Basics of working in the Windows operating system".
I expected the worst, but that was it.
It turns out, the cursor is a flashing stick!!! to
And hardware and software – hardware and software respectively!!!! to
And I also learned about wonderful keys called "backspace", "escap" and "printscry"!
We are three, fucking three!! - hours explained how to rename the folder, how to master the MOUSE MANIPULATOR and that "if you pressed the caps lock, all the booklets will be big, BETTER THIS BUTTON"!
My God! David Blaine is resting compared to this unmatched computer magic!
And we will be taught these "basics" looking for almost a week!!! and gt;
I’m going to be a professional in the spider from life like this.

Never use public transportation with your children.
The father is sitting, the son is on his knees, the dead silence in the bus, only the motorcycle.
Suddenly the son says loudly: "Daddy daddy! Those are the bushes in which we were with you.

I, of course, understand everything, but that my own poppy, after my brief cold, parodied what I sound... It looks even more funny when we make these sounds with a duet: I am as needed, and he is for the company. O_O

What a western, at 4 o’clock in the morning to go into the elevator, deliciously crack (being sure that at this time no one will go in it anymore) literally a moment before the elevator will enter a girl who you really like and to whom you are trying to drive. There are 9 floors left to go.