Mom and sister sit in the room and watch Harry Potter and the Gifts of Death, I go into the room for a cup and hear from my sister:
...the next part of the semi-bom will start with some foundation!
“I’ve been waiting a long time for this bald man to say, ‘Harry, I’m your father!’”
My mom even drowned from laughter.)

How is your trip to the gynecologist?
It was very comfortable in the chair.
WOW: The more I wore a long coat, and somehow calm.
I can’t see my vagina, so nobody can see it.

Andy: Nowadays, if a man opens the door to a woman, he is most likely a Swiss.
Olga: And if it doesn’t open, it’s probably a fool.

The crown does not close the eye of the crown, but in the nest may remind the crown.

I sit at the dentist with my mouth open. The feeling is familiar to everyone – like on an electric chair.
Left-right chairs with the same misfortunes. The next chair is released. The doctor - an elderly gentle lady calls the sanitary's name and she, opening the door, shouts her out into the corridor.
A young man takes a dry old lady. Two doctors put her in a chair.
“Let’s open the mouth,” said the doctor, “how beautiful we are here. by
What are you complaining?
“The tooth is broken,” the grandmother replies, “and now the tongue is broken. to eat, and
Talking is painful.
As a tooth? The doctor is surprised. Is it not proteins?
Why do I have prosthetics when my parents are still good?
How old are you?
Eighty three, my daughter.
Go crazy out! The dentist is surprised, look here.
Calls colleagues, grandmother over eighty, and all teeth and whole.
Even some patients wanted to see the grandmother in the mouth.
When the audience split, the doctor took a tooth and asked:
How did you break a tooth in old age?
- AEHHI HYZLA - the old lady answers with her mouth wide open.
Even those who were crying from pain a minute ago.

Look out, the star is falling! Make a quick wish!
I want you to marry me!
Look, I went back up!

My first-class brother came from school. In the diary note: "Sitting! He walked, walked and walked!"
Did the teacher comment in the violation process?

XXX: You have some hernia in your hair!
YYY: The idiot! This head...

Ele: Oh, I ate a soup of peanut, cabbage salad, low-salted cucumbers... Oh, so the stomach is blowing now, I don’t know how to stop the gas discharge... And I’m sitting in the office fucking! Zhejiang
NikoShark: Well, if everything is so bad then shake your finger, if it doesn’t help, then with two fingers. If you don’t even stop, you’ll whisper 😉

Yesterday the goat called.
Not a goat, but a potential customer.

xxx: help find the mystery about the cat in English.
YYY: From Russian if translated, will it?
The lonely, the lonely,
He drinks milk.
Songs are singing.
XXX is yes.
YYY: here
Hairy, moustached
Milk drinks
Singing songs.
Where did you translate?
YYY: in the Google.
XXX: Try to translate
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The Milk Drinks
Singing the songs.
xxx: hairy milk and chopped kefir sing "Oh, frost, frost!" =))))

News: "US State Department found human rights violations in Russia"
First comment: "Will we be Libya?"

Mr. Uley: Sanj, mono intimate question? like a man to a man :-)
Morse: Let’s Go
Mr. Ulei: Are you shaving your cheeks?
Mr. Ulei: And another question
Mr. Uley: Can the tree be carried out?

VLADOS776: Read in the game the status of the type: "You are all crap and not treated".
VLADOS776: I thought "How do I not treat?! I’m so excited about".
VLADOS776: And, pl, the current then came...

Anastasia K.
XX: What do you do in life?
Yy: I get people.
XXX: And how are they?
Yy is Orut.
X: Have you ever been beaten?
YY : No! I am a midwife at home.

XXX: And the parents of Serezy wanted to call me. But when I was born, I decided that Lisa was successful.

Well how can you react to a message at 4 a.m. with the text: "I burned my anus!!!!"

I went for summer clothes today. I caught myself looking at the boobs of the mannequins in the underwear department. Spring is fucking.

Well, let’s – burn me with your hot butt!
WOW :?
See also: UPS WRONG WINDOW
WOW: Was there anything at all?! to

Everyone tries to have time to wash their hands while cold water runs out of the hot crane.