The xxx:
You and your sister have a similar way of communicating.

The xxx:
Immediately start taking the hue.

Before going to work, he said to his wife, get clean, prepare lunch and you can go to my girlfriend in guests.I go back home and I see the picture - a mess, everything is scattered and the word hoodie is laid out.

You went to your mother...
I left my mother.

A month ago I was asked to do the course, topic:" State debt", what in Ukrainian:"State debt" respectively, when entering the word debt. I am constantly coming here.
The blue
I will never finish the job!! to

The highest degree of banning is not to fast on the bore of the bore, but to fast on the bore of the bore of the bore!!! But then they appear in the best. The day of shit, shit.

Alena: you can think from the fact that the calendar will be March, that will change
This is not the case, the sun is already warm.
Soon it will be warm.
So why about 30 in the evening?? to
You are so stupid)
Because there is no sun at night.

The Hindu (s) speaks to the boss (b) in a European firm:
B: Is it done?
Yes, but not yet.

I am a fucker.
In the third and half of the night
Code: in the bucket
Under the virtual
Compilation of kernel
Code: in the bathroom
DIV177: Why is it you?
This is a fucking good question.

The advertising of tea 'Tess' reflects the entire concept of the modern food industry:
Look at how delicious it is.
How beautiful it is!'

She wants to post her naked photos. He is her boyfriend)
She is:
Which owner!! to
He is:
It is not the owner.
This is the owner 😉

How beautiful in its paradox is the expression "yuzzy Russian language"...

A 16-year-old student from Sevastopol hid in the Kharkiv metro from the predicted apocalypse in 2012

Per it was too early...

by Sprinter

And it was only when he left that I saw that my menstrual period had begun and that my jeans had wet up to my knees. I haven’t had a problem with it since then"

Up to the knees? Oh no, no flow of flow! Poor guy, would have been a few more hours and it would have sprinkled :)

Left home today. Before entering, instead of the usual peel of seeds, pieces of shell from walnuts were rolled. It became scary...

Rita: Sash, do you make adjustments to make it work for me?
K3 Assassin: Tajiks are climbing the buildings. I will configure. Hardly configured.

nickalex79
The results of the talisman election were falsified. In fact, the majority voted for Stalin.

Danielle
Okay, is the linux windscreen normal or dirty?

In the toilet on the window is painted a cat and next to it the inscription:"This cat hates you chicken!!Go and learn the terms!"

I don't want to talk about sex at all, or he's already becoming an old good friend I haven't seen in a long time.

WVV: for two weeks forgot to bring the students a verified DZ. She apologized and promised the next time. This morning the cat sat down on this pile of notebooks and carefully wrapped it, had to throw it all out. Is that what I will tell them now? Would you believe? They say they hit again...

ooo: There is a proven option that excludes any questions and misunderstandings - "all five".
My mother is a teacher, yes.