I watched the painting. Mother with child:
Mom: what has happened? What happened?! to
The child: Nothing
So go and smile!

My aunt plans to breed turkeys, asked to find information on the Internet - how, what, how troublesome, etc.
On the authoritative bird farming portal found:

Indians suffer from depression and sometimes have rabies attacks. In a state of depression, they pretend dead. They sit in one place, breathing hard and snooping. It also happens that the Indians commit suicide. They run, run and hit the wall with their heads. They repeat this until they die."

So now I wonder, should my aunt be connected with such an asshole? and :)

Biography of acrylic.

XXX was born on October 5, 1975 in Riding, Berkshire, Great Britain.

Great Britain? O_O

Fyodor Tyutchev

In vain, no, you do not understand them.
The more liberal, the more they send.
Civilization is a fetish for them.
But her idea is unavailable.

No matter how you grieve before her, gentlemen,
You won’t get recognition from Europe:
You will always be in her eyes.
Not servants of education, but holops.

by ICQ

What time do you finish cooking in the kitchen?
She: I do not know.
She: I am the first time.

xxx: everything you need for happiness: cigarettes, a bag, a lighter, and the cock knows what a fuck, soap bubbles)))))))))))))))
yyy: imho the last five words are superfluous :/

to you
Do girls write in the shower? ^ ^ ^

Of course) and also we sometimes crawl in the nose, chew pop, get drunk at zero, watch porn and masturbate))

I wish everyone (regardless of gender, age and religion and free of charge) more often to experience a sense of unlimited happiness + the desire to run, jump and scream about how beautiful this bath world is! x )

The acquaintance was placed in the hospital from the military committee. He got sick there and was immediately washed out of the hospital with the words: we do not need the sick here, you will recover, then come.

xxx (05:05:17 20/03/2011)
I went out to smoke in the hallway, I opened the door of the house, and there the girl from the bathroom comes out and asks.
Where have you been all night?
(He looked down and said so quietly) He ran away.

This is the end of the world
My grandmother is thinking about planting tomatoes or not.

From personal experience:
I left the anime club, there was more time to do my favorite business - watch anime!

Why do guys fuck girls in the ass while being homophobic?

Astrologers announced a week of radiation.The number of dumb sharpties about the geiger counter and Japan has doubled

from JJ:
We lived next to the forest. One beautiful and quite ordinary morning, our neighbor Galina, as usual, went to work. The unusual thing was that on the way she found a frozen protein on the ground (we then never found out for what purpose she picked it up. Per on a chubby, maybe on a collar or on the principle of "in the farm everything will be suitable"). In general, she took the white home and went to work herself. The son was already in school at that time, and the husband was returning from a business trip that day. After a couple of hours, the chief looks into the department and tells us that Galkin's husband is calling with some strange questions, saying whether everything is okay with his wife, whether we have not noticed something strange and asks to send her home urgently.
In general, the protein was not dead, but very even alive. She warm up in the apartment and decided that she was the hostess here. And our Galia, in trouble for herself, from the morning blinked and left a note to her husband. White those blades throughout the apartment on drying and hanging. Especially stunned in the corridor on the loose horns. When the door to the apartment opened, he hid.
And now imagine the condition of the husband: a week was not at home, comes in, and there... fuck everywhere and a note
Dear, this is for you!

He really thought his wife's roof had fallen. Fortunately, you quickly got it out. And the white and family favorite became. andquot;

<xxx> The eternal problem is beautiful and dull, or smart but terrible.
<xxx> And I found here - smart, fun, stylish, sporty, blonde and can support any conversation...
< wow> and what’s the problem? Is she a man?))
<xxx>...wicked like a cobra, mentally inadequate, and recently declared that she became a fascist...

Shhas was in the bus, he was sitting by the passage, with me a girl. The grandmother came. I stand up to give her place. And she’s like "I want to go to the window!" No, okay?)))

Status of the girl:
WAR CRAFT, Bella, give me a guy!!!! to

And why is there a GAZ pedal on the VAZs and no GAZ pedal on the GAZs?

The problem with men is that when you want to be friends with them, they think you’re in love with them.
This phrase, in the status of one of my acquaintances, just turned my whole life.