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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №46004
 15.04.2011
Why do our pensioners go to church but vote for the CPR?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №46003
 15.04.2011
Do you have white network filters?
Are you a racist?

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46002
 15.04.2011
epic file: we are here now at all the factories second bodies are being built, well to build it is necessary to first tap and burn, in general, the neighboring factory drilled a hole under the shaft and got into the sewerage, and in it in turn in the fiber optic cable got a burr not a fig, a powerful thing, and the cable was also not foolish - 50+ residential armored fiber optics. So the cable did not break, but began to wave on the storm, and the storm withstood the resistance and began to pull the cable on its own. And, fucking, the cable began to be pulled out of the factory, at the same time taking off the overlay, ceilings and other joys and ended up with the fact that he had already started to pull the server stand behind him! But then, when the factory began to escape a little frightened people whose armored cable, so never broken, by the way, broke several walls thoroughly, places collapsed the ceiling and completely removed the wall in the server room.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №46001
 15.04.2011
Methods of delivery of one online store:
...
d) delivery by courier (small sizes) within the limits of MKAD - 300 rubles.
...
Courier of small size. Gnomes are delivering!

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №46000
 15.04.2011
@koffboy: It's good to be a cat: stretched - everyone is smiling, turned from one side to the other - everyone is smiling, fattened by 5 kg - everyone is smiling again.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №45999
 15.04.2011
JSC "Sberbank of Russia" - Central Russian Bank hereby informs you that in connection with the emergence of taxable income in the form of material benefit from savings on interest when using credit funds in the amount of 10.42 rubles. You are liable for payment of income tax. The amount is 4.00 rubles.

I call the bank. Answer, say, here the interest on loans dropped - you got the benefit - 10 rubles. This profit is taxed. Therefore, the tax must be paid.

This is a scam: We now pay taxes with the money we have not wasted!! to
Buy cheaper - give the difference to the state))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45998
 15.04.2011
XXX: Do you have any more photos?
YYY: No
XXX: Thank God for it!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №45997
 15.04.2011
Did you go to driving lessons?? to
Yulia is...
Weed, why did he stop?
Julia I learned in car school...just not going to go to gaia yet)))
Do you know that the gas pipeline is on the left?
I know Julia.
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
Wade is on the right.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45996
 15.04.2011
Diane Haddad was
Kishulya: Yusha was sick, I was fucking sick
Christina: What did you hurt?and (
Joshua fell under the car.
P3Daishen: Hoyace is sick

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45995
 15.04.2011
xxx: Have you ever thought that school gives us a circle of knowledge to draw the square of life?
YYY: Are you not stressed that the circle square is drawn? O_O

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №45994
 15.04.2011
Andrei: I’m running Windows 7 on a new computer for the first time.
Andrei: she asks me " Enter a user name (e.g. Andrei)"
And here I was even confused :(

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №45993
 15.04.2011
From the forum:
- I will sell a ticket to the Nuši concert, which will take place on April 17 at 18-00 at NK "Non Stop", the price to apply to the person!

XXX: Is this a pig from the mixers?
YYY: Will Kar-Karych and Kopatych come?
ZZZ: They are alive!? to


[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45992
 15.04.2011
I just saw the cat look like you.
The same color as your hair.
YYY: and she ran out of herself.

[ + 121 - ] Comment quote №45991
 15.04.2011
My wife yesterday night cried out: I will be a despot and a tyrant today! You are back on your own, go here better! Well, I sit with her next to her, and she goes on to me and says, “The despot and the tyrant want a pen!”" :)))

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №45990
 15.04.2011
I was morally bad recently. I asked my mom to tell me that I was a fool and add some stuff. Suddenly, it will be easier for me. Who knew she had so much to say to me?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45989
 15.04.2011
* Xomyachok has joined channel
<Xomyachok> Hi everyone, is anyone breeding hamsters here? =) is
<mike> will you get divorced?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №45988
 15.04.2011
How to remove the mould from the fingers? And now from the keyboard.

[ + 89 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45987
 15.04.2011
Sexual vampires in modern movies. Such cute stuff from the cover. One current breaks the brain:
And how do these dolls manage to make such a haircut with makeup when they are not displayed in the mirror?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45986
 15.04.2011
xxx: When I was a kid watching the cartoon about Peter Penn, I was touched by the moment when they say that if you say “Fey doesn’t happen,” somewhere a fairy will die...
I was walking around the apartment until the evening with screams "Fey doesn’t happen!!and "

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №45985
 15.04.2011
The cat is spring. He cries loudly under the door. A sister (a biologist student) revolves around, singing a self-made song about the "Kiss Who Wants a Cat." He opens the door to the entrance and... the neighbors who just came out to the venue instead of "Hello!" hear:
I am an animal! My eggs are mature.

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