An acquaintance who develops facial recognition systems says:
It looks like a normal system works, but on Mondays it works fucking.

Title of the City News website:
A resident of Tikhvin entered a shopping center and obtained a 10th sentence.

I am now from the generation when law enforcement guards were called menths.

Pilot: Fuck the fuck! I broke my brains trying to imagine how a vampire girl behaves when she has critical days. > 0 0

My wife has a shirt. I stole my seat in the car. It wasn’t surprising to hear the question from the girl who was driving: "What animal did you drive here"...

C is slow
In London, Russian students raped an 18-year-old Malaysian schoolmate. Their names have been established: Norir Davtyan - 23 years old and Armén Simonian - 19 years old
>.<

My neighbors have a terrible life.)
At 7 a.m. in their apartment it is perfectly heard as the youngest of the neighbors on top plays the piano.
At 10 a.m. I hear her older sister warm up before work (choreographer)))
In the afternoon, she returns from work and begins to work out combinations of Russian dance on the drops, to rehearse pieces from the Irish steppe, to listen to Mills and traditional Japanese music. If the mood is bad, then Fall Out Boy.
At two the younger comes back from school and starts racing with cats and falling taburets))
And all the other things ?
About 10 p.m. the elderly also plays the piano, but her works are louder, more complicated and longer.
Well, sometimes you can hear something vocal in the kitchen area and three nights)))
I honestly don’t understand why they don’t just say hello to me and even smile at the same time)))
P.S I bought a blockflash today.

I was in the bus and thought to whom of the girls to give up the seat - the most beautiful to smile in response, or the thickest to stop kicking my leg.

By the way, contrary to the common myth, the majority of the population can easily push into the mouth, and then take back the usual incandescent bulb.

I sit at home and wipe my electric guitar with vodka. Well, she and skin fat with dirt wipes out well, and the lacquer does not spoil. I ate sweets that I pulled out of the kitchen. I put the guitar on the stand. I just turn to the compass, my mom comes in.
A five second scene. I sit at the table, on the table a bottle of vodka, candy. The Mother’s phrase:
Are you sad, son?

I have one at work here and this one: I went to Egypt on tanks katatsa)))

Lintar: I have a loyal friend laptop.
Anti: and true films? I will not specify which
Lintar: Well, what – first they are cognitive, then they go into entertainment, and recently I have moved most of them to the “Fantasy” folder.

HHH: Here was my morning! and ppc!
I came in the morning, before the director, frozen to chew! When I was dressed, I turned on the heater. Then she sat down in the chair, removed her boots and threw her legs on this heater. I warm up, I mean. I am sorry! ? The director comes in before time! I was frightened and slipped from the chair to the floor while cleaning my legs, and this hot dog fell on me. Let the Director run! Running to me to help, apparently shoes still in the snow, at the turn just did not fit around the table and fell almost on me. I am funny, and offensive, and terribly uncomfortable! The Ghetto! And we should have arrived at this point and caught us in this way! They then went to the director’s office, and I still heard their laugh for a long time! The fucking! The cockroach is painful! and (

Yesterday approached the driver, who drives the director.He asked on the topic of viruses: "If the flash drive is overturned, then what will happen to the car if it is in the magnetol to start playback".
I replied that nothing terrible, only the wheels should be pumped more often.
Today, two blondes asked for the white paint in the printer, and he replied that next week they’d go off.
I look forward to tomorrow...

In Egypt, the party "United Egypt" proposed to bury the mummies of the pharaohs

Police are the state. A body designed to protect societies.
The socialist order. property, rights and legitimate interests of citizens,
Companies, organizations from criminal attacks, etc.
anti-social activities

Police - in the exploiting states - the system of supervisory bodies and
forced, as well as punitive forces of internal purpose,
protecting the existing order by direct suppression of class
the opponents.

Soviet Encyclopedia Dictionary, 1980

What are your pants?
Uzhé pizhamka... no bili bezhevie
My favorite color, but what size?
yyy: po4ti s menja :p
XXX: Almost with you! My favorite size is))

In vain on some devices draw instructions how not to do

You are late, you are late.

XXX: Greetings
YYY: Hello
XXX:Lisa and I had a dumb idea to go on a slide after a week
YYY : Why?
XXX is Blind! You are amazing me! Put it in the middle of the cage and drop it, what else?
YYY: Well, I could... I would also go.