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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №43684
 25.02.2011
Our president stated that the scenario of the Arab revolutions will not pass by us.
And I totally agree with him. This is not the case when every bastard managed to escape.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43683
 25.02.2011
First channel news tape (small lines below)
"To study the nature of snoring, American scientists derived a breed of snoring mice"

[ + 63 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43682
 25.02.2011
The younger sister was given a direction for the analysis of feces for some lamblia there. Condition - the stool must be warm. The laboratory is 18 kilometers away and works from 8 to 9. Analysis should be done within an hour after.
The sister went to the toilet around midnight and joyfully resorted to her mother:
C: Mom, I have gotten up! to wash?
M: Wash it
Q: So can I warm up in the pot and in the morning in the microwave?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43681
 25.02.2011
Orthodox conference in Chelyabinsk, the theme of the conference: "Youth and parish".

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43680
 25.02.2011
Oh my God, oh my God!!! Finally it!! I found this!!!! I am the happiest man on earth!!! I am so happy!!!!!!! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Yyy: When I found Caps Lock, I was very pleased too!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43679
 25.02.2011
C by self:

> can not agree between themselves:
Putin does not climb to the internet, Medvedev does not climb to the government of the country.

M: By the way, let the country rule. Let me order, right?
Q: Stay away, do not interfere. Better play online.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43678
 25.02.2011
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:
Gray, primitive...what are tomorrow’s couples?

xxx(0:28 ) :
Auau...

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The Grey!

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Semenovich without a leopard!!!! to

yyy(0:36):
where?! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №43677
 25.02.2011
My harsh gaze rushes to the distance, I feel a tide of forces and... not sori just wanted to go to the toilet.. =)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №43676
 25.02.2011
Will you be a waffle? ! to
Lena : Where is it?

And again from the section – What, where, where?! to

This happened in the military with a friend.

Question from the psychologist - do you live a sexual life?! to
Friend: Where is it?? to

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43675
 25.02.2011
I cut my finger when I was cooking! no, not with a knife! but with a blink! blink!When I got the oil from the refrigerator, there in the depth hid a long forgotten by someone dried dirt, he apparently spent there at least a month, dried up and dried up so that his edges became sharp no worse than a knife!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43674
 25.02.2011
From Mail Answers:
How do you distinguish dream from reality and reality from dream? I stopped distinguishing them, everything merged together.
This is the suggestion of the devil. Striking the forehead at the wall instantly restores the balance of reality and fantasy.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43673
 25.02.2011
The best gift for February 23 is nothing. Such a wonderful nothing, exempting from the need to buy a gift by March 8!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43672
 25.02.2011
xxx(21/02/2011): How is it?
yyy(21/02/2011): Oh, Zopa is full of...

xxx(22/02/2011): How is Zopa there?
yyy(22/02/2011): expands
xxx(22/02/2011): So you are not so close anymore?
yyy(22/02/2011):this is what I understand the ability to see in everything positive

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43671
 25.02.2011
Q: When are you doing all this?
I stopped drinking.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43670
 25.02.2011
What skills would you like to have in real life?
Tagged: CopyPast

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43669
 24.02.2011
from VKontakte

Anya: I like guys who are not afraid of their feelings and are not ashamed to look in the eyes, catch the waist, hire and make compliments. Who does not need to hint on "conducts" and "kiss". They know what they want and they it.

And after the hiring are paid, or foolishly hired for a trial period?

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43668
 24.02.2011
Physics 7th class:

The kidnapped child is transported in an atomic car (not bad already). Through the gap in the body, the child notices that between the two neighboring kilometre columns the atomic car travels at 40 pulses. How fast is the car?

To whom are these tasks assigned?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43667
 24.02.2011
...he was fighting with me on the eve of the 23rd...looking with the money hard, the gift was not for anything to buy :)
But now he thinks how to reconcile...Ann Fige to you, I will only talk to you after 8 :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43666
 24.02.2011
I found a girl who didn’t have Skype or ICQ, only SMS and phone. About hosting he listens with his mouth open, although he is a lawyer himself. How much more interesting things can be said...

[ + 39 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43665
 24.02.2011
Mind or not. If it is not, it is called humanitarian so that the overwhelming majority is not offended.

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