How many flowers in the rainbow?
and seven.
Just as much as a note.
Why is?
Note also 7.
and clearly.

And I have somewhat fallen self-esteem of myself as a mother, when the son (2 years) looking at the "Beauty and the monster" at the moment when Father Bell comes to the castle, he sits in a chair, and then the door opens, all the candles are extinguished, everyone is knocked in the corners in terrible horror, there is a terrible music... and here in this moment on my question: "Son, who has come there?" the child replied without thinking: "MOM!and "

by Angel666
Why shouldn’t the Jedi be renamed Jedi?

by Angel666
Imagine on the road. by Jedi Petrenko. Their documents!
And the stall is talking...

I: Wife, the doctor has forbidden intimate romance.
Husband, lightning: and tough porn?

From corporate correspondence:
Dmitry : Hi I would like to tell you which model we need CISCO887-K9 or CISCO881-K9 will also go.
Vladimir: I don't remember exactly, ask Marina's model, she recently boasted of her show.

Dmitry: Marine, what kind of sickness you showed to Vova
Marina: He went, I didn’t show him anything.
Are you talking about Cisco?

The xxx:
In my house there is a whole food chain... a rooster-hammer-rat-cat-puppy...

The xxx:
The Korean has to...

The Russian byte contains 64 bits, of which 30 bits are scattered, 24 bits are repelled, 1 is lost along the way and 1 is broken, and the result is the same 8 bits - but how interesting!

Do you have a Twitter?
No, I have cured it.

Comments on News from Lent.ru
Nurgaliyev proposed to call the employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs "Mr. police officer"

The rubbish sounds better!
Better than "my lord!"
The police officer.
– Gotichenko: “Yes, my lord is a police officer! Now hold my handcuffs and shake my ass!"
“Oh yes, and if it’s a woman then Mrs. Police, that sounds great.

by Dean (16:54) :
The man called from the doctorweb.

by Dan (16:55) :
Grit, let me name you the arguments to use our antivirus, and you will try to find at least one not to use it.

by Dan (16:55) :
Probably half an hour.

by Dan (16:55) :
I had one argument "we have on all Ubuntu car"

However, nothing has stopped the desperate Russian tourists. "Join, people, let us give copot to Tutankhamun!" - called on the blog of the Russian lady before flying to Hurghada, writes "Moscow Komsomolets". Not different from her, and the majority of Russians, who are already in Egypt and do not rush to leave. The eyewitnesses tell about them: "With the screams "All from here, we have a tour, the money is plotted!" - the Russians broke into the burning historical museum".

I’ll go eat, I’ll buy, I’ll write
XX: A pleasant appetite
Thank you, when do you have lunch?
XX: I haven’t eaten since I started working in the police, there’s no time.
Q: Did you lose weight?? to
XX: Yes, I have not always been very big. My dad used to gently call me “Rama from the bicycle,” then “The Paper Horse,” and now he says that I am “Krepyš from Buchenwald.”

My wife tried to convince me to quit smoking with mathematics.
WOW: How is it?
First I calculated the money that we would save for a day without smoking, then for a month, then for a year, and for a lifetime.
How many years did she measure you?

How to make coffee in Turkish?
YYY: The best way is –
put sugar in turkey, pour about 1 teaspoon of water or milk, then heat it all up to a light brown color. Then remove it from the fire and pour it with almost boiling water. To get to boil, the main thing is not to run away.
Hm, your way to make coffee, for some reason does not contain coffee :)

Her name is Logan. She didn’t understand why, in my opinion, her ideal couple would be a man with the name Parolev.

Russian tourists have threatened to suppress unrest in the country if they are hindered to rest. Representatives of the Ministry of Defense of Egypt went to negotiate with tourists. Ukrainians joined the demands of Russian tourists. The Ministry of Defense of Egypt is already seriously considering moving to the side of tourists.

And noticed how cool under the noise of the TEPACT pulled the law "On the police"?

Andrei: Why is your wife kicking me for the pop?
That’s what I taught her :)

Presentation of the new employee:
This is our new employee, Sereza. Please love and complain.
One of them decided to clarify:
How will we love you?
Serena was not upset:
The lips

The dialogue:
What is the actual salary of the MD?
About 20 thousand.
Is it rubles a month?
- In 9 years of work at the Moscow State University, I only encountered two ways to pay the salary: in no way or in Russian rubles:))