Q: I have a cat bite the wire for the second time!and (
A: Wire from what? The headphones again?
A: No, the wire from NETA!! to
A: She is trying to save you)))
She is trying to die young!!! to

Co-ordinate with the government a march of disagreements with the government - yes, I love this country =)

On the topic of sharks:

SweetLane (22:35:58 14/12/2010)
Oh, I was so roasted here: a grandmother I knew from MAI went to America to work
-yasher- (22:36:05 14/12/2010)
And the CHO?
SweetLane (22:36:08 14/12/2010)
She worked at the ocean all the shit for the beach sold.
SweetLane (22:36:37 14/12/2010)
So, at night, in the company of the same Russian fools, she got drunk, smoked and used to swim in the ocean, and there a small shark swam.
SweetLane (22:36:45 14/12/2010)
Those fools caught her and ate her!! to

Hey to! Stop stirring up international conflicts.
That everybody was silent about flashes, crap and other problems of power? Did the sheep go to the other side?

Oleandra: I have a fun history teacher.
Oleandra: Today I issued - "So. We held the conference in Genoa, the USSR was formed, Lenin died. Maybe it’s enough for today..."

Suki, because of you I had to google what "uggy" is!

Where do you put my gifts?
It is under the tree =)
He: I don’t have a tree, but a pine =)
She says: Sweep yourself. The Fucks

Ohhhhhh
I recently saw a new poster of the new “Lucas” in 3D. At the bottom there is a small inscription: “From the creators of the Terminator.”

Oh well.
The poor children.

xxx (17:03:04 14/07/2009)
Welcome to Bathing.
yyy (15:15:11 18/12/2009)
is cold
xxx (17:03:04 25/06/2010)
You’re going to go on +29! I say to swim.

The girl:
He is my friend, well as a friend, a husband, well as a husband, a former husband.

An outsourcing office, a person on 40...
A girl goes through the corridor, stops in front of each door, knocks the door with her nose, puts a pencil. Approaching the next, sitting in the room throws: “Just don’t laugh!” and so on to the end of the corridor.

And then brings the tablet and aligns its upper edge by point. Now the signs on the doors at the height of 1.65. by Hayek!

Touched the bottom – push away!

Escape by
Even before my birth, my dad and mom went to Belomorsk for a couple of years, with a clear goal: to make money on a chic car - ZAZ 965 (horbat запорожец).
Running forward, I boast that they succeeded, and we went to Crimea twice a year for seven years, but this is a different story.
My father was a building engineer and my mother a librarian.
They gave them a room.
Of the furniture in it was only a blinded lamp hanging in places naked wire.
In the corner they laid their things, laid a mattress and set up a family council: since there was nothing, and to live here for two years, you need to establish a daily life.
After hot debates between the Minister of Economy and the Minister of Finance, it was decided to spend no more than 100 rubles per month. How much for the book and what remains for food.
Create a purchase plan:
1 month - the bed, the dishes.
2) the month - the closet, the book shelf, the table.
3) month - cabinet for dishes, chairs, carpet.
4) month - washing machine, dining service.
5) the month - gas plate (instead of our electric plate), wall clock.
6) month - radio receiver, luster.

In the evening, the next day after the salary, the father came home and saw that instead of the bed and dishes, my mother had time to buy and bring a washing machine, a bowl, a pot, two tablespoons and a radio with plates.
(It was not enough for the plate, the limit of 100 rubles was exhausted).
At first, Dad was very angry: “How could you jump six months ahead and buy a radio!!!? We had a clear plan! The bed and the dishes!!“?”
Mom said her crown phrase after which Dad had all his arguments finished:
Think I persuaded you...
And when in the semi-dark empty room played music, flying on the radio waves from distant continents, Daddy was completely soft and smiled.
Apparently with one bowl, without plates and book shelves, but with chicties that immediately improve the quality of life: a washing machine and radials.
For some reason I remembered this uncomplicated story for a lifetime and always try in everything to jump through "coverings", "beds", "tables", right to the table.
“The radio...”
Life is short and you must not do as you want, but as soon as you want. Everyone can do it, but they do not suspect it.
P.S
Neighbors of parents in Belomorsk, who were exactly in the same situation, turned their fingers at the whisker looking at our organization of everyday life, even if it was lighthearted - on the floor but with music...
Therefore, from the neighboring rooms for the next six months was a roar, and from the room of my parents - j-z-z-z.

The shark, which bited tourists near the coast of Egypt, sailed to Israel, cried, repented, and then stated that it needed treatment. It is said that once a year she has such a breakdown.

Rules of registration of an online game:
Come up with alphabet-digital passwords such as: vtyz7yt3dpkjvfnm8 (such a password is easy to remember, but at the same time difficult to pick up)

If Mom broke the cup, it's nothing, for happiness, and if you're the hands out of the ass.

Gabe
In the first case, certain moral principles must be observed... in the second case, this is only a definition from the point of view of biology.

Toya
What moral principles should a man follow?

Gabe
Do not fuck with other men.

From the news:
"In Kiev is burning
There are many firefighters, tax workers and just passers on the street. How to distinguish a passenger from a burning tax worker? The passers on the faces - mysterious smiles, writes the Observer"

When I put my hand on the refrigerator pen, my cat falls into a trance, her eyes expand, and in them a running line: FALL COOLBAS....FALL COOLBAS...O_O
by Freya

I read the instructions for the cup from the toilet york: "... Do not heat. Not to cool. Do not drink alcohol ". O_O