I always believed that someday Wednesday would be a Friday.

Once, in ancient times, a bunch of rabbits adopted two human puppies - a boy and a girl. They have grown. So came China.

I told a friend to whom this story was told by a long-distance driver.
His MAZ broke down in Germany. I stopped, opened the hood and did the repair. Suddenly the German grandfather approaches him, who seemed to have fought on the side of the fascists in the Second World War, and says to him in broken Russian:
Maze is fucking!! The Mercedes GOOD!! to
The driver, not paying attention to the grandfather, continues to do repairs. And the German does not get away - the MAZ is shit, and the Mercedes good. The driver can’t stand it and says to his grandfather:
The T-34 Good?? to
The Germans were like the wind.

My nephew wiped yesterday: came from school and asks my mother: what is sperm??? The sister is in shock, she says, I don't know, and he says to her: Fuck, why are you as stupid as your dad?? to

Come back tomorrow, we’ll bump.
I am not drinking
WOW: at what time?

XXX: I would also look at it. Lesbians are usually male-like.
YYY: Not a fig like this I told here are three kinds of them!!! one type of clean girls, the other type of clean boys, the third and type and girl and boy
XXX: Pure boys are boys
YYY: Well don’t fuck you understand that girls who consider themselves like boys.
XXX: This is interesting.
XXX: and how do they usually meet lesbian girl + lesbian boy?
Can a girl + a girl? Or is it already a leaflet?
XXX: and a boy with a boy is a lesbian-pedagogue?
XXX: And with whom do undefined lesbians meet?
YYY: falling under the table

Sanji-loves-Nami: Even in kindergarten, a temperament test was conducted, then I was a choleric - an active, unsettling child. Then the same test at school is phlegmatic, calm and reasonable. And now passed this test in the universe - melancholy, closed, pessimistic, prone to suicide... The doctrine kills >-O

The Chief, with a very thoughtful look: Today, in some centuries, I walked around the city by day.
So many people on the streets...
I want to tell them...
Are you not working?! to

There was a message in the pre-last Chinese candy (and I had eaten it all a bunch). It was hard to get him into the translator. Do you know what was there?? to

Why do you eat a lot of candy? Thanks for the candy. Buy sweets and sweets at our store. Food and Coffee"

I can't get up for half an hour. :D

I want to buy a Lexus RX-300 today.
XXX: I wanted to, but I refused.
ZZZ :?Are you an elephant?? to
A man was running after me at the crossroads, where I scratched his Lexus, and spoke: “Hey, fuck, take this car!”
X: I should have taken it.

News: From the store "Intim" a guy stole a rubber woman.

Ancient abyss smelled brides.

She: Do you have a movie "Rudik’s Notes"?
I: Hey what one?? to
She: Well there Vin Diesel is still playing, saving the planet.
I: Eye "The Chronicles of Riddick"?
She: Well what did I say?

Rufufyrka (1:48): Welcome)) Let’s get to know you! I am Marika.
Shooter ‎(1:48): Hi, I am max.
Rufufyrka ‎(1:54): Well why are you silent? Ask me something... romantic, kind, mysterious.
Shooter ‎(1:54): How much has the work of Amayak Akopin influenced you?

She is:
Tomorrow we have a party at work.
He is:
Ogo
She is:
Working hours up to 4
He is:
Come here drunk, we will be trollers.
She is:
I have already thought about it.)

I saw a friend in the status:
Love is when it is not ashamed to walk with your hand.

Why are there free Wi-Fi at the train stations and no free toilets?
Yyyy.it is to get all free joke in the social network

Do you write all day? Letter to Santa?
Of course! He must prepare the gift properly.
What do you ask of him? The Elephant?
I want San! I already have some!

XXX (19:52:51 2/11/2010)
Where did you learn to run Linux?

YYY (19:52:56 2/11/2010)
well how

YYY (19:53:12 2/11/2010)
I said you want a label on the note...

You can think that if our people start to read their rights when arrested, then from this they will immediately appear.

I had a circle. White on the outside, brown inside, old as Lyudmila
Gurchenko, but very dear to me. It gave me my first love when I was in school. One terrible day, six months ago, I dropped this bowl and broke it. In the Chlam. In other words, in small pieces. I had to squeeze. Drink coffee more carefully.
It was a preamble. The story itself began on the days when I deprived the Shabashnikov brigade of the prize. for flying and cracks. They were upset, took it on my chest, and went to beat my mouth. Without knowing it, I calmly drank coffee in the car.
Opening the door to knock, I found myself in front of a bunch of angry men, led by a healthy tractor driver, who cried out loudly, twisting himself before the fight:
You are shit.
At this point, I was probably a little psychic and slightly shaken my hand. But that was enough: my sticky cup of coffee, which I held in my hand, broke, sprinkling everyone with coffee.
The workers, who did not know that the bowl was holding on the spools, silently took a step back. The tractorist, left alone, quietly burst:
But I am shit too. We are all shit.
He also retreated a little.
The fight did not take place. The question was exhausted.