The nurse kissed me in the pop before the injection

"Hunting a bald man" - Medvedev says when Putin is driving around the country

And why is no one gathering everybody to arrange a flashmob with the simultaneous drop of water in the toilet? This will be a real DDoS attack on the city collector.

How tired of these months! Our brave scientists would come up with something to make them disappear.

Igor: Well, in principle, there is one remedy... for 9 months you can postpone your monthly...

Maria: What is it? I take!

Come in tomorrow evening.

There was no snow all winter, but it only fell yesterday. And so as to compensate for its lack all the time.
At two o’clock in the night, I hear screams on the street, crawl through the window and see the next picture - on the snowed road at a decent speed carries an alien mark, to the bumper of which sandwiches are attached, and to these sandwiches are attached another.
They are demonstrated by the local drift of two girls and the whole of Moscow is chanted "and I am a May rose, and I am only from the frost ".
Our people are unique.

and Zoloto

I went for my shoes and accidentally went to a sports store.
I am already interested.
I’m chasing the cats around the house, the cat in the shower.
I too )
by Dina

XXX: At the seminar, the girl fell asleep straight at the first party in front of the lecturer. I slept for half an hour, I was tired, I got up, I woke her up. Here he notices the engagement ring and gives it:
As long as the husband is young. Sleep to sleep.

And at the gay forums of admin gay? When he calls someone, what is his name? Probably not a pirate.

Bo

For some reason it seems to me that my last phrase will be "Uh nihua to myself :D"

on the forum:"How do you dance at the disco?"

- depending on the col-va drunk (from the mode of the "a-la shady" to the "killer mill on the autopilot")

I want to write an aquarel.
YYY: And cutting with butterflies?

Kissless: There were frozen windows on all sides of the bus, there was no sight of them, I had to see through the GPS where I was going.)

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WOW: Is that a question?
That is fucking shit.

An experienced thief will never require a bribe, but will give you the opportunity to break yourself on it.

In one of the Russian medical institutions there was a terribly principled prejudice, but at the same time the man was correct and did not specifically wave anyone, and in addition, he still had some business and, as a result, practically did not take bribery. He was stumbled upon by a student of obultus, who did not want to teach his subject, accordingly, this studio student did not pass the exam from the first time, from the second or the third.

And here before the fourth and last transfer (after it usually follows the deduction) the father of this student enters the cabinet and puts on the table the keys from the wonderful work of the domestic automotive industry of the 15th model with the words:

If he gives up, it is yours.

Prepod looks at his daddy for a while, then takes the keys from the BMW X-5 from his load pocket and puts them on the table next to his keys with the words:

If your son gives it, it is yours.

How to tie a sea node?
1st Close your headphones carefully.
2nd You put it in your pocket.
Three You get - the sea node is ready!

XHH: Imagine that the employees of your company are simple toys on batteries, after a long time the batteries sit down and need to recharge, in our case it is rest.
Now understood?
WOW: Strangely, I used to always when the toy stopped working, hit it on the wall, and so it lasted for me two to three days.
Hm... that’s an idea. thank you.

I go a day in a crowded bus, the window between the (B)dresser and the salon is open, here the cry of the (k)conductor is heard:
K to K!We have the capacity of passengers, I want to check how many without tickets!!! to
A hundred and twenty-four people.
Judging by the number of tickets I sold, twenty-two of us took two tickets, and the rest took one!! to

cgem: to solve the problem, you need to add the action "Close" to the list of permitted actions.
Developer: I assigned the action to close value 1 and it did not help solve the problem!
I was your house of the pipe, and the pipe of the pipe
Developer: I am sorry?
I’m just checking if you read my messages.

Medvedev instructed to develop a program that informs about terrorist threat

Now terrorists will be able to register their terrorist attacks through any kiwi terminal.