xxx: pptz, talking to a guy on a mobile phone, distracted for 5 seconds to chew the cat. He asks me what I’m doing, Well I fucking answered "Yes, I’m chewing".

...The time probably gave me a feeling =(

The announcement smiled:

Age 5 years, sterilized, trained to the pot and nail.
She likes to sit on her arms, but is not obsessive.

Warklap: I work in a photography studio. Yesterday comes such a glamorous chicken, pulls the battery from a digital car out of her pocket and says: "My photos from here print out!" On my clear hint that it is essentially a battery, not a flash, she made the blind eyes and said: "Well, she is from the camera!" >_<

Oh, what a tyrant I am!
How did Alena tolerate me?
The monument must be laid.
I hope she’s alive?

On Christmas, my aunt came and long explained to the four-year-old Misha about the essence of this holiday, and how it all ended 33 years later. seem to have settled.

But who is the leader in the country, you know?
Misha is God?
Aunt: Well think well?
Judas is Judas?

I went with my son (4 years) on a 3D clicker. In the middle of the movie, he quietly asks me: Mom, can I take off my glasses? I say, I can of course. So this miracle stands up, turns into the hall and says: We all take off the glasses!! to
My mom allowed it 😉

Slam: I have a well-known economist...when his pencil ends, he rides a free bus to Ikeya to get free pencil there.

Hi to you! I am Alpha. Give me a cat, we’ll be friends;)
Willy, not a word.

Survived...
Announcement in the running line:

"For a permanent job in a Japanese restaurant, a storm is required."

Do not go into communion. Two of us walked around and started cooking rice. We with the screams "Edaaa" took it from them and finally cooked it to eat.)

On the other hand, it may seem like I am a nonsense, but in reality, it is.

The guy who wrote:
My girlfriend is smart, educated, beautiful, using ubuntu, the brain does not endure at all.
I am silently right to her. She also believes that sex is the best remedy for headaches.
So let me know where the hole can hide?and "
Where did you dig it? Are there other ones there?

Yes, okay, it is normal to send a barely familiar calf for the sake of an old faithful cat! is normal! Enough of it, we got it!

I wonder, in every house there is a debris that drills something for 10 years, and they can't find it.

There is no room in the refrigerator for beer.
Al, you are confusing something. There is no room for yogurt, but there is a beer.

Asked once again, the younger brother to make an egg, so also expressed his wishes, mol:
- with the bacon on top of the green you will sip and two pieces of bread.
Brother, listening calmly, went to the kitchen.
After 15 minutes, he stands in the corridor dressed and says:
Go, I have prepared you!
He closes the door behind him and goes for a walk.
I come to the kitchen, I cut a teak, I make tea, I raise a bowl cover, and there: 2 eggs (in the shell), on top 2 slices of bacon, on the sides of the bread and a note "and you will prepare, shit, myself!!!"

She says I’m fat. (
He says, “You are not fat!” You are the most beautiful of me!! You are super at all!! to
She says: I am fat! You can’t even hold me on your hands!( by
He said: Nothing like that! I can!! to
What fucking thing are you wearing on my hands???? to

O_O

I have a friend who thinks I’m his girlfriend. He called me now and went to the sauna with friends) it was despite the fact that we didn't even hug him))) I let him, of course. He said I’m the best 😉

I start the IAgeymovsky game, I watch the screensaver with the logos
EA Games is already ready to whisper chalengin everything, but there is a low, rough voice: Challenge Everything.

From Wikipedia:
Animal Liberation Front activists broke into the Swiss Royal Circus in 2006 to release a white Siberian tiger. Being near the predator's cage, animal defenders changed their intentions. Instead of the tiger, a white rabbit, the pet of the clown’s daughter, was “liberated.”