The Chinese are so harsh that they invent a nick not with the help of a nick generator, but with the help of a password generator.

Your heart is frightened when you find in the morning that you have been added to a photo on the social network.

Conversations in the metro:

Young man, can I meet you?
and no. I have a session on my nose, the course is not written and two of my fellow members have already received an agenda from the military committee.

He is:
all

He is:
This was the last drop.

She is:
D shake the last time.

He is:
:D

He is:
Katie is fucking.

In the forum:
Recommend a good film about space.
See also: Brigade
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It’s called space.

Picture of the girl next to the horse:

111) is a
222 is great
The horse or me? 😉
You are 😉
and the horse))
You are a horse.

From Spaces Forum:
The girls are not
Help the virgins.
Must be deprived
My, I want it to be as good as possible.
Did he do it with a condom?
When you lost you worked immediately.
Sex was painful?

XXX is 1. of naturally.
Take it and put on your fingers and ears. You are baptized three times and with the words 'this is Sparta!!!You are doing the business.
2nd No, after the blood type you need to apply a burn slightly above the damaged area, glue the place with a patch and call 103.

The Forum
atarina_m 17:38:00
Girls, but here is who caught the bride's bouquet and caught: what to do with it next?
Nude 17:42:00
shake before the nose of the current boyfriend and rejoice in his horror %))

I read "Swaya" by Yaroslav Hasek.
I met a cat and a shredder, I can't help but share.

On the table in front of him was attached a map of the theatre of military action with flags on boulders, but the flags were overturned and the fronts moved. Pallots with flags were rolled under the table.
The whole theatre of warfare at night unrecognizable turned the cat, which was held in the regiment office of the writer. The cat resembled the Austro-Hungarian front and wanted to bury a bunch, but dropped the flags and smashed the feces on all positions, irrigated the fronts and fortifications and struck the army corps.
Colonel Schroeder was very short-sighted.
The officers of the marching battalion watched with interest how Colonel Schroeder’s finger approached these mobs.
"The way to Bug, gentlemen, lies through Sokol," said the colonel with the appearance of a prophet and advanced his index finger toward the Carpathians, while entering one of those bands with which the cat tried to make the map of the theatre of military actions relief.

GrindZoldaten (20:31:59 11/12/2010)
In my childhood, I was given a huge machine machine machine gun with socks and plastic optics) I sit in the window, the entire victim and the winter on the street man targeted, pressed the hook and man slipped and fell. I was scared, I thought I killed.

I know the password.
I see my logon.
This is a mistake 691

My spiritual teachers will be against.
And who are they?
Terence and Philip.

The whole dream of growing two colonies of ants.
And wake up when they started the fuck.
So offensive.

What is the national anthem of Luxembourg?
It is a small country".

Satellites "Glons-M" fell due to a spill of fuel (2:32)

"Russia is a generous soul!"

I go to the computer store for columns. And there right on the counter on an A4 sheet of paper in large letters is written:
Yes to! Xerox is there!! to
Yes to! We do photocopies!!..
Yes to! Xerox is working!! to
of 2 rubles.
I immediately note that Xerox is in sight. I think there are people who, seeing Xerox, do not believe their eyes.

In the cabin clearly distinguishes two-metre ambal from those called "mataluga ordinary".He was very pleased with his appeal to one girl.This bearded miracle gave out: "The girl doesn't matter to me, but you probably have me not very comfortable standing on the bars."

The fact that my friends smoke hashish is normal, and the fact that I drink Coca-Cola is harmful.

What do you value most in people?
Tagged: organs
Yakov: They can be sold

Ohhhhhhhhhh wow! I’ll finally get rid of this elephant’s 80 lvle clamp!
Did you find a girlfriend and go to school?
No, it was up to 81D.