At the фепмепа in Kansas, the upagan sang from the house a graceful hymn. On the advice of the puga, he took the fossilized pipe to Detroit in a car repair masterpiece. Two days later, he received a written response: “We couldn’t tell what happened to your car, but it will be ready over the next day.”

She: We’re not in such an intimate relationship yet that I can show you my photos without Photoshop!

Mr. KotoFF: How can these beautiful, smart, incredibly decent, furiously successful women with enormous prospects...be able to accept that they have to fuck???? to

In the bazar the small runs in the ranks, the sellers cater to him. What a beautiful apple! Oh, Mom, what a small cucumbers! What a little pepper! Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to

I got into the DTP:( explanatory:"I went out of the courtyard immediately in the third row and was PODBIT by the car of Lada Kalina"! The Gaec was in shock...after 10 minutes of laughter he asked if he hit you with a grenade?

Repair of mobile phones:
30 March 2010

The action! Everyone who bought two screens for the price of four-thirds - as a gift!

My 2nd grade brother told me a joke.

I: Talk to the schoolchildren of the junior classes:
- Imagine, Mashenka, yesterday I made a minet to the Wolf in the hallway!
What is a foyer?
Brother: And what is a foyer?

If you want to start bringing order in the forces in your city, you have to kill 12 people. No other way...

Yesterday I was a girl at the table.
xxx: the chewing
YYY: Did you leave?

Let us meet.
No, I can't Serez I love Eddie
M. I also wanted to be called Edik ((

thx(01:33:46 20/11/2010)
I want to sweat

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I will go.

whey(01:35:54 20/11/2010)
Go to)

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The head was washed)

Wicked(02:07:20 20/11/2010)
With water though?

Qqq: Ha, throw it off, a baby has already been born in the House 2!
WWW: WOW to you!! to
QQQ :?
The Truman Show is Beginning!!! to

XXX: We will never see you.
XX: The Earth is round.
YYY: The meaning of it?
XXX: And no sense, it is a fact.

Worse than a husband who does not come home on time, can only be a husband who does not come home on time.
It does not come on time.

Yesterday Hohma was... we and one girl were very romantic fucking. She says, I want to squeeze.
And I remember by several ladies that when they wanted to suck, they ended quickly and madly. I let her hammer. She lies on her back, so smogging on me... Well, I think this isn’t one of those who end up lying, lying, suffering, and I fucking her, shit. X% I pull out, sit next to me and say: go, sit!
She looked at me and went to the toilet.
Three minutes later he comes, lies next to him... and then asks, “Why did you send me to suck, I don’t understand at all?”! to
You said, I want to sit!
I said, I want to go back!! to
Fuck how we roasted!
She is still grinding, went to the toilet on the machine, I sit on the toilet, I think he has it? Per he invented...

You hurt me very much, you know, one phrase can kill me...
Awakened by Awakened?? to

6 a.m. I wake up to work. I hear the sound of music, and I distinguish the smallest shades. He smoked, wondering who of the neighbors would smoke the cap. Upper or lower, I decided to wait. It will clarify. knock at the door. I look in the eye. The neighbor on the second floor is ugly and unshaken.
You are playing music, fucking?
Get up on the fourth.
I drink coffee and wait. The sounds of morbidity, matte, silence. Yes to! The morning was not bad.
Within two minutes, these swallows tightened by two voices everything goes as planned.
Congratulations to the Ghetto!

From the lives of harsh Soviet children:
In the film "Adventures of Petrov and Vasechkin" a 12-year-old leftist dances with an iron battery of 5!!! The sections...
O_o...

How terrible it is to live. How many idiots applied snickers to a member...

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