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How I get the fact that the description of the program and its capabilities is easier and more convenient to look at the torrent tracker than on the website of the developer that sells this program.

Scientists saw a giant smiley in the sun, cracked... and decided to fuck again!

This morning, after watching the cartoon "Pearl", the child was outraged by the fact that the Baptist pushed the Pearl TRIAL dress and car!

A delegation came from Europe, she was in horror when she saw that parts of the pistols were stored in boxes of vodka.

Driving in the subway next to young talented scientists is something untransmitted. Once in the third, he already so undercovered the graduate students and listened to the extremely epic phrase:
"No, well, of course, it is purely theoretically possible to propel the oil to such a speed that it cuts the knife..."

Nuša: Entered the history of contact and understood the variability of being.
From the post "I'll Kiss Your Stomach" to "Feed Your Dog, Idiot" - only four months have passed.

In the morning, in the subway, I eat, the peak hour of humiliation, in the wagon, we stand like cribs in the bench... the front house girl stands side by side. Well, I wanted to put my hand in my pocket, and she pushed me into my pants))))) I turned red right at the exit and broke down on the next...

Cyclones are commonly called by female names, and what about the "snowfall" of the female genus?
YYY: The snowfall...

True childhood friends are those whose phone numbers you still remember.

XHH: Interestingly, the hops will now be dropping into the pitch with screams "shuher! It is good!"

Last week, when all of Germany was covered with snow, I had to run for 7 hours at the airport. When they landed in Berlin, the plane stood near the airport building for a long time and 30 minutes did not open the door. All so terribly angry after a long flight delay, even the patient Germans begin to argue.
Here, the captain of the ship announces that the reason for the delay in the landing of passengers is that the ground services can not connect the intestine to the aircraft. The reason is banal: slippery and on the ice the wheel simply blows.

The people in a quiet shock and here someone from the Russians loudly, to the whole salon:
That’s why they lost the war.

We have a pass system in the factory. When you come to work, you leave your pass until the end of the shift with the board inspector, and at the end of the shift with a clear conscience you take it and go through the passageway. To us, when we passed the practice, student passes were issued, and then, when arranged for the first time, temporary passes were issued... How good it was: one pass went in, handed over and immediately went home for the second, well, and someone then for the second. The system worked for three months. I am at work and I am not there. But one day this scheme did not work out. The boss wanted to see me. They searched for me at the workshop for four hours, even took my pass to calculate my face-check. To their surprise, I was not found. The next day I came to work and I was asked:
How did you get out of the factory without a permit?
was released.
And what did you tell them?
Let me go.
How did you get in today?
I let in...
What did you tell them?
“Let me go,” I answered naively.
And what do you think? Their answers were so stunned that they didn’t even mock me...the headquarters just rolled on the floor.

I heard today on the balcony a conversation between two construction workers from the neighborhood:
The Hunting?
by Nihua
by Pochy

The first is a dumb pussy who dreams of becoming a model. Overwhelmingly sexy and overwhelmingly useless. She fixes her hairstyle all day long and paints tons of cosmetics on her face... The second girl is the opposite. Probably the smartest person I have seen in my life. She would probably be able to make a career in some big company without any problems, but for unknown reasons still works with us. And if you evaluate her as a woman, it is a minus one on a ten-point scale. But the most brilliant is the man who smokes grass. He comes to work smoked. He sits quietly at work. And I’m fucking sure that after work he’s blowing. He had not been conscious for many years, although he was only 22. He was dressed like a 60-year-old. But the fucking thing is that he pulls his huge foolish dog to work. Sometimes I feel like this animal is trying to tell us something. Both are always hungry, so we have to stop fast food several times a day. And I carry these fools in my microchip and we try to solve all sorts of dirty secrets together.

Fuck my bright brain, Fred of the Scooby Doo, are you real?!!! to

The Wind:
Do you know what really hurts? This is when you lie on the couch, talk on the phone, knock your feet on the wall, and at some point your foot falls and right into your eye!

The man who captured Siberia!
May you know the best:
We have a lot of snow!
And we are proud of that!!He is white and furry!!And we have a lot of it!!! to
Mmm, the people here are great!!And if you have a hand there... no one will stretch out... then in Siberia can and will always support even a stranger... well it is of course... how to speak in the family is not without foolishness... but to talk about all people is too!!!!!!! to
People are not judged by themselves!!!
Taiga is always beautiful!
5)-28 even for us is not a normal temperature..usually at up to -20!
6)There are suburbs...there is a subway...there are ideas and I will generally keep silent...if you are a limited person listening to gossip...there is no trouble...
There is coffee in every corner!!! to
We have shops and TC.
9)Channels we also have a huge number (if this is an indicator of something for you)
Anyone who lives here should be proud of this!!! to

With love from Siberia!!! to

Exam on radio wave theory.
Teacher: If you tell me what my name is, I’ll put a three.
The student is a midwife.
Teacher: I didn’t understand... why?
Student: When one of us is delaying with an answer, you are always hitting him "Well, give birth! Then give birth!! to

The Zombie Advertising:
Reebok EasyTone... "create the effect of light instability"
Sister: No, Mom, I am not drunk, I have new shoes.

Maybe today with me? Film, wine and all that.
She: on me the debauch hangs (
In the meaning?and ((
This is the curse of Eve. Magic of blood, stretched damage, -5 to Attraction, kuldaun 24 days.
He says, “Take away your dog, idiot.”