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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №41164
 04.01.2011
HHH
Do you have iperf?
YYYY
Is it iperf? Performers from Apple

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41163
 04.01.2011
Guni: Blind Blinsky - the soap is not opened (((
Mojo: Hm
Go to Gmail?
Guni: it does))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Guni: fluid for hands that you brought

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №41162
 04.01.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Listen, I have a question, you are like a ball in the photo, you should probably know.
WOW :
Let me ask.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Why is the lens round and the photos are rectangular?


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41161
 04.01.2011
by Anonymous:
Ha ha ha ha! Everyone is crazy and pedophile!
Anonymous is leaving.
WOW :
What was it?
and ZZZ:
Probably an attempt to say that he is not a pidaras and not a cmo.
WOW :
You know, technically, we are also locked up.
and ZZZ:
Does he know you live in Phoenix and I live in Seattle?
WOW :
Unlikely to. Otherwise, he would not have forgotten to pour out hundreds of hatred to the “guilty pindos” and the “sales runner-ups.”
and ZZZ:
And also locks.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41160
 04.01.2011
XXX is Hm. He found on the shelf, when killing himself, a fun package of condoms, which he never used. Black, with a matte surface. The Japanese.
Im Ragazzina: If not used, then why the packaging?
XXX is fucking. Not a package, but a box. The packaging was once dirty, and two of the three had to be thrown out - dry. I just took the first example.
Im Ragazzina: I just showed. I understand, I measured my mom’s 5 years of lifchiki, but that a boy at 20 years of Gandalf...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №41159
 04.01.2011
If a girl calls and says she’s, she’s lonely and sad. It’s not a chance for her to bring home a laptop with an unknown Linux OS that you just installed.
Maybe she wanted another. But as a result, in a day, she’ll get to Linux worse than you, and you won’t get the other one.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41158
 04.01.2011
Let’s call a taxi and say we’ll go on foot.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №41157
 04.01.2011
A grandmother came to my master and told me to give it. I’ve been with him for 10 years and he’s been with me for 1.5 months. Is it normal at all?
The Cat.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №41156
 04.01.2011
The human DNA is 55% identical to the banana DNA.

That explains everything!

[ + 84 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41155
 04.01.2011
xxx: And why there - the Ranets will be on the warming up at Ozzy Osbourne. And, they say, this is not a joke.
Do you think they will burn well?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №41154
 04.01.2011
Darhan (22:56) :
Will we have practice tomorrow?

by caltech (23:03) :
The exam is tomorrow.)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41153
 04.01.2011
XXX: Happy New Year!! to
Tagged: fucking fucking
Tagged: mya
YYYYYYYYYYY
Tagged: fucking
YYYY: And you too!""!!!! to
You are sober :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: Blessed
YYY: shorter than
YYY: We will argue
Yyy: The New Year
I have noticed :D

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41152
 04.01.2011
And yet the ideal of female beauty for me is Anderson.
YYY is Hans Christian.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41151
 04.01.2011
Church historians have found a manuscript – the statement of Jesus Christ about joining the party “United Russia”. The document will be submitted for general review.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №41150
 04.01.2011
According to official data, in Belarus the total commander prefers 79.67% of the population.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41149
 04.01.2011
He: I love to eat the meat of small enotics, muhahaha.
She: It happens
He: And you too?
She is: No. I prefer to fuck them.
He is: What?
You and your words.
She: I wanted to say "to smooth", but I was sealed.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №41148
 04.01.2011
Question-answer: What to play on the compete

XXX: What to play?

Yyy: Play with your child. If there is no child: play with your wife - take the child. If you don’t have a wife: play with a girl, take a child and a wife. Then you will play table hockey together and at the same time improve the demographics in the country. Signed by: Vladimir Putin

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №41147
 04.01.2011
On January 1, any non-alcoholic fluid under the eyes of the celebrants is transformed into Holy Water.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41146
 04.01.2011
Money may not bring happiness, but it helps to mitigate the strikes of fate.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №41145
 04.01.2011
xxx:you would see me happy... wearing one trousers, one socks and a jacket... then tired and in this form I sit now print

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