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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79685
 03.04.2013
discussion on the Habra of the prohibition of the article of the Absurdopedia "How to correctly: Suicide":

Such sites should strictly allow persons over 21 years of age and with a certificate from a psychiatrist. Jokes are jokes, but people are different and in different states.
You understand that not everyone’s education allows you to recognize satire in your texts.

WOW: Well, in that case, the contribution to the gene fund is obvious!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79684
 03.04.2013
Interview with Milosevic.
“Imagine your son grows up and says to you one day, ‘Dad, you know, I feel like I’m gay.’ Are you ready for that?
Well, of course, all kinds of temptations are sent by God. But the fact is that this disease is calmly treated by fasting and prayer. I do not know of a single case in the Russian Orthodox Church where sincere repentance for this sin would not heal this person. And people get rid of, you know, just as there are people who admit that they are kleptomans, that they are, there, prostitutes. So in this, fasting and prayer treat this disease very effectively. We go to church and talk to the priest. He will tell him that this is just a bad habit that you can calmly get rid of.

YYY: Well, he’s probably already got rid of it.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №79683
 03.04.2013

XXX: For me, the chemistry task looks like this:
Two camels were flying, one red, the other left. How much does a kilogram of asphalt weigh if the oak is 24 years old?” A kilogram of asphalt weighs a kilogram.
WOW : Yes? Did you think well? Here, eggs live 13-17 years no more. A kilogram of asphalt has a mass of kilograms, and its weight depends on many conditions.
XX: Okay, then in our conditions it will weigh 9.8 N. And in the non-gravity space - nothing.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You forget about the long-lived eggs and flying camels, obviously it is not about our planet, it remains to calculate the mass of the planet in which the evolution would go in such a way that the camels had wings, and the eggs lived a quarter of a century. And undoubtedly the color of camels and the path of their migration also has a significant importance.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79682
 03.04.2013
All, I came, I am at the Leningrad station
I took a taxi, remember the address.
YYYYYYYYYYY House, House xx
Here are you Moscovites with your Albanian.
xxx: Copernican street, Copernican street
xxx: Nicholas Copernicus, a Polish scientist, a great astronomer, and you are not ashamed of him so, эх?
YYY: Certainly, go there already

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79681
 03.04.2013
The head of the transport department is urinating. From a telephone conversation with the recycling officer:

E# your mother, Andrusha, women have a lifetime, and they are no longer able to work.

He drops the phone.

"It runs at him, bl#"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79680
 03.04.2013
Behind the window the sound of the first direct streams.

[ + 12 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79679
 03.04.2013
Take the batteries out of the vibrator and put the mom in the mouse, that’s the matter.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79678
 03.04.2013
2 is. The city of Cheboksara. Section "Security Services" They have a full set for the role-playing game: Alex-C, Angel, Bodyguard, Armor (aga, just for the bodyguard), Viking-C (Hello from Alex, see No1), Knight, Knight, Knight (yet Knight?Centauri, Fortress (well, the company must be located somewhere), Oko (Saruman?), the guard (well yes, the fortress with the eye to guard it is necessary), the Panther, the border (total 2. The fire frontier? Snow (a mask for the fortress?The Guardian (this is probably for the Centaurus and the Panther), TT (oh yes, he has nothing to do with it), Phoenix, the Centralized Guard (it is already inside the fortress, away from each other), Cerber (assistant of the Guardian), Sheriff (and what without him?The Shield of Marvel?Yaguar (it is to make panthers more diverse, or all centaurs and centaurs...)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79677
 03.04.2013
On 6-7 April, the III International Tournament of Finnish-Hungarian Peoples in Greco-Roman Struggle will be held in Vorkuta.

From the comments: "No. Well, it sounds great: the tournament of the Finnish-Hungarian peoples in the Greco-Roman struggle! Type: Fighter, present your passport What?! The Ukrainian? Out of the carpet!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79676
 03.04.2013
Diva (02.04.2013 14:02)
Fuck, downloaded new blocks for the car, there even for elephants, the couches are all denied!

Serg (02.04.2013 14:15)
Is there a bath for hippots?

Diva (02.04.2013 14:20)
for the salons)


[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79675
 03.04.2013
I found you a job <Link>
UUU 4to delat nado ne ponjal
The pigs!
Do you go swine?
The manager of 4toli.


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79674
 03.04.2013
The wife calls the child "user", t.k. He still cannot walk.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №79673
 03.04.2013
> I have the following answer:
Our son, hearing your game, feels violated in his rights, because with the same level of skill he cannot play. Because of this, he experiences a moral inconvenience that he cannot correct. And so we ask that we stop violating our son’s rights to equality. Otherwise, we will bring you to court for moral damage.

- I wonder, but why did they not yet come to mind the brilliant idea to judge all the famous performers? and :)
You can answer them in the same spirit: “Your car is better than mine. I feel damaged because I can’t buy the same good car, causing me a moral discomfort that I can’t fix. Please sell your good car, otherwise I will bring you to court.
If they don’t understand the analogy and still go to court, just say in the process: “He has all the rights to play at any level of skill, I do not insult him in anything, and he can’t realize his rights because he doesn’t have the necessary abilities or skills. Let him exercise more and then he can exercise his rights."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №79672
 03.04.2013
Cactus, 10 years standing in front of the computer, began to distribute Wi-Fi.
2> With so many external oriented antennas, this is not surprising. and :-)
3> I will emphasize – sharply directed. and :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79671
 03.04.2013
Post "I love "the grapes" in early May..."
(Switch with the LEP on the ground)
The comments:

//mention of steel eggs of the operator

When the first spring thunderstorm...

222: How to screw and play
I privatized my house.

333: White smoke rising up to the sky.

444 is spring. The trees. Room of birds.
The usual picture of May.

555: Pleasant weight of steel eggs

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79670
 03.04.2013
XXX:Yes, soon will release a new layout Kalina version two and five...
Yyy: Cho engine is two and a half liters?
xxx: no, two doors of five will be normally closed.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79669
 03.04.2013
So, standing on a hill near the temple of the god Hanuman, also known as the monkey temple, we watched the picture as a herd of Indians carried behind a martyr, and the martyr fell, pressing a cell phone in his hands. I said to the guys with a sincere sympathy: "you try to call her".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79668
 03.04.2013
She was playing with the mouse. When you turn it over, it stops shining red. I thought a smart mouse, specially made so that it does not shine in the eyes. The wire was broken =/

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79667
 03.04.2013
When they say that it’s closer to 30 than 20 – it might be 42, don’t act!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79666
 03.04.2013
We sit in the kitchen with the whole family, and the TV shows "Let’s get married". The bridegroom chooses the bride. The first dance shows, the second dance, the third dance. Dad looked and spoke.
You see them dancing in front of him, and when you marry you will dance.

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