> the first ones there were tavers

From them came the two-taurs, and then the minotaurs.

Yes, it was so

>> “I’m going to get up. He got up. People brought food. have gone. sent from high. I stand. It is hot. The flies are flying.”

This is not the life of the saints, it is some spherical Twitter you described.

It was somewhere 5 years ago. I worked in a large manufacturing company as a designer. And one day the head of the design department calls me to me.

Andrei, this is the case, my nephew got a diploma. I want to make it a designer here, but there are no free places.

I mean, am I talking about it?

Let’s do everything beautiful. I give you money in the amount of 5 salaries, and you write a statement on your own.

No, no, I’ll be looking for a new job.

As you know, I wanted something good.



I don’t think I can get fired anyway, but I can do it. So I decided to turn on the dictionary when I talked to him.

and.

Time goes by, like all the puppets. Then he calls the boss to himself. As usual, I turn on the dictionary.

You are working on this project, right?

I. Yes

The tubes must be released from here.

I. But then they will cross with other tubes.

There are changes in the project. The pipes will also go on another trajectory.



I do drawings. Production does work. And when they begin to collect all this at the object, it turns out that the pipes have yet to cross with other pipes and now need to be reworked.

The boss calls to himself.

N. You probably already know that the object of Nihua is not going to be

I. Of course I know. And in general, you gave the task to rework with a new track, my fault is not here.

N. (Does the guy make a surprise face?) You are confusing. This is your coat. The drawings you released. But I still want to help you. My proposal is still in force. I am about dismissal on my own. Otherwise, I will punish you for breaking the deadline and you will be fined.

I. I will think



I go out and think how I did not immediately understand his insidious plan. He should have given me a written assignment, not words. With the dictionary may not run, but still nothing to lose and I decide to go to the director. I explain to him the whole situation, I include a recording from the phone (his voice is peculiar, you can't confuse it with anyone). The director is shocked by all this. He promises to find out.

Two days later, my boss runs into the office.

You and hate. I am human to you, and you are so hateful.

In the sense?

Did you go to the director? You know I can be fired! Will you pay the loans for me?

Aaaah, I understand it all! I have nothing to add. I will not cry for you.



Eventually he was fired. And I was put on VRI, which I was very pleased with. Eventually, he became a permanent boss. Colleagues were just in a deep shock, nobody knew that such things were happening here. And then I was called Lenin, the type of coup committed.

No electricity will be available from 9:00 to 17:00, 29.11, 30.11 and 31.11
The router will not work either :(
The mother’s refrigerator?! to
31st of November?!! to
The curtain.

Sberbank conducted the first transaction in Russia using blockchain technology.
<bender> man, you don’t see what the miners have for lunch.

Probably dumb.

It was after Black Friday that I became a discount expert. I went into the M-Video, and there on the tea tree, which in the inlet is 3200 written 3500 and drawn 7800. I opened their website and asked – are you bad?

I have 300 rubles in my cup.

I am a skiff. A certificate exists. Where can I get my peninsula? Please return the gold.

<Angelofnet> Here is an example... You are a wildlife. and ah. You have a good mood. And a red apple. and ah. The weather is sunny. And you go like that, yourself and an apple like that! And the beauty... and then the BAC! And you wake up and it’s time to go to work and you’re never a wild man. There is no apple.

XXX is smoke! What kind of toys you gave us! Particularly pony and dolls (Happiness is) And who are they, if not a secret? Are you still in Novgorod?
I live alone... Sometimes it’s so boring.

Critic: Everything according to the old draft scheme: Promises – Victory in Elections – Amnesia – Promises – Victory in Elections – Amnesia...

The fool is not as terrible as his teachings.

In one very cool musical decade enters the granddaughter of a professor of art. An interview is coming. They talk to children. In the committee sits the professor himself and his colleagues, professors and docents. Of course, everyone knows whose granddaughter this is and the interview is purely formal. In front of them stands a six-year-old angel with white curls and bangs. But asking needs to be something.
Chapter 1: The Child. What note is on the first line?
My child’s notch.
Chapter 2: A smart woman. What note is on the second line?
The Notte of Salt.
Between the first and the second?
The break is small.
The applause of colleagues.

Dear Roscosmos, do you not think that satellites in the sea are cheaper to launch from naval ships rather than from space ships?

xxx: Unfortunately modern - "The motto of Roscosmos" We do not take off, so we float"

I wander, but I don’t give up.

And maybe it’s not a woman’s wide vagina, but you, the crashers, the genitals are small, thin and sluggish, like a crust in autumn?

Such is a certain proportion of heroism and devotion - a well-standing lady can soothe and a fool can, but with a crap...

The malfunction was discovered by Turkish developer Lemi Ergin.
He found that if you enter the word root in the field for the user name and leave the password empty, then by pressing the key "enter" several times you can get unlimited access to the computer. This is how easy and unnecessarily you can hack the AppleBook

The Demagogue:

In adulthood - to ruin a girlfriend's family, because her own has broken up, and this fool comes to work every day happy.

I don’t understand how you can “rupt” a family if everything is fine in the family at first. Let’s try to remove a strong healthy tree with your fists and pins, for example.

Well, okay, if everything was not very well with the family at first, then you can hide, roll!

People have different reasons to do things. Women may have problems with memory.
YYY: Oh, about the memory. My wife always said that I forgot her requests. We sat down, discussed, made an experiment. It turns out that in order to remember something, I need to hear it 3-4 times. And she said once, and then shook that I, type, pooh. Now she hasn’t been able to remind her three or four times, and I’m not angry with reminders because I know that my memory works like that. The scientific method rolls!

Or I see a post in the night, in which a man asks: What do your cats smell? And five hundred people write off in comments: fish! by MHO! The Shoes! and cheese! The rubber!
That is, five hundred people got up at night and went to smell the feet of their cats.
I cannot think about it calmly.
You are a cat. You are sleeping. Do not expect bad. You open your eyes and your legs in someone else’s nose. It is clear that the owner always had a cocoon, but here it is already quite an alarm, the wolf has taken the rabbits, you, the leader, it is time to treat with electricity.

You’re an adult girl, you’re all on the internet. You will be replaced by the soc. Live human communication, will they remember you?
“Dad, I was congratulated on my birthday today by Facebook, Sberbank, state services, mail, megaphone and grandmother.
Eeee, and the contact...
I changed the date in contact.