95 percent of the world’s people are worse than I am.
xxx: the remaining 5% are engaged in sex at this point, we will not interfere with them

XXX: Light, prepare the peelings so that they are sharp.
yyy: I have Armenian spice, Georgian, peppers here. You will be?
XXX: Give me the pearls.
YYY: I swept the Georgian
XXX: Naahera then asked
YYY: Well I have to give you the right to choose.

Yesterday I entered in Yandex "unix dev", among other things he gave me:
You may have been looking for “young girls”.

The guy turns into a guy when he starts watching porn with sound and is not afraid to burn)))

One of my friends loved cats. He taught them to go to the normal toilet, so there were no problems with them. But one cat reversed the whole worldview of my acquaintance: the cat was sitting on the toilet, rushing into his cat affairs, and then the oak cover from the toilet somehow magically fell right on the cat's head. To say he was scared, to say nothing. However, after this incident, the cat did not stop going to the toilet, just he sat face to face to the tank and closely watched the lid.

The Gulag translator burned again. Translating the documentation.
Without going into the hairy details.

I’m sitting there, I’m at work and I’m re-writing on asskoe (because there are no more things). Here the accountant passes and pouches himself coffee (the dispenser is behind me) and such a guy looks out the window. Well, I write to my interlocutor, guess, I am not alone here, I will write later.
So this wonder gives me from behind:"Yes, I don’t read, you can write")

Commentary under photo:

My eyes are like my wife’s, but unfortunately only the eyes, everything else is superb.

From the FAQ on "1C:Bughalterie": It is important: you do not need to put a lot of force, the effort should be comparable to the effort when raising a cup of tea. If the key is not in the port, do not try to force it in, as it is either not the key or you are inserting it not in the LPT port.

xxx: stumbled.. removed the radiator from the processor, scratched the hole and broke the mother. The computer does not swallow. In addition, the speed of 30 has increased. It does not heat...
You have cleared his chakras :)

Why don’t you eat what I’m cooking? = = (
MyJlbTuK: Oh, how would I tell you, after you shouted, “Oh, FUNGE!” and poured vegetable oil into a bowl of mold and put it on fire... I don’t even know!

and xxx:
How difficult you are (
and xxx:
The course of Matan
WOW :
I had a machine machine.

Two McDonald’s employees:
C1: Fuck, fuck... work to fige, the bosses are shy, the salary is small!
C2: Everything in Rostix needs to be rolled...There are all the grandmothers!

Call to pre-school education management
- Please tell me when can I come to write an application for the garden?
Arrive at any time on Monday from 2 to 4 p.m.

Children’s Playground, 6 years old.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YYY: And how, is it difficult? I do not know.
It’s not difficult, just like in GTA.

You know...I have a friend-animator half a year Chinese taught until I fuck for the tongue didn't pull to tell him what anime in Japanese show))I then the first time in my life really scared him)the horror turned out to be true was:)

He was sitting at dinner and the younger brother was watching Luntik. From there to me, by chance, came the phrase of a goose:
"This is the grass! Everything was dry in my mouth!"
I sit, I think.

12:54:12 lowerVDSM: girls need a lady, I want to fuck me, write to me, I want to polish a whisper, a whisper, real or viral
12:54:51 man22: lower VDSM, can I be on you? That mood is ugly. I promise to be rude.

Answers to Miley.

Murmur-mur: Our cat was hit by electricity 2 hours ago. She is still not moving. Do you think she is alive?

KissYulka: My poppy sat on a hot pot 3 hours ago and still does not take off. Do you think it’s frozen and so it’s warm?

Well, when, when will they write such a scanword, in which the correct answer to the question "sort of apples" will be ANTONOVKA?? to