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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №25348
 29.01.2010
Lubavia (16:39:37 26/01/2010)
There is such a rosy beauty out there, like the end of the world.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25347
 29.01.2010
Wikipedia article on whiskey:

Irish whiskies are believed to be the invention of St. Patrick, the patron of Ireland. Having just stepped on the shore of the “Green Island”, he immediately began two works pleasing to God: producing “holy water” [whisky] and converting the Gentiles to the true faith.

I imagine this: Patrick is sitting, chasing the barley, and around him the pagans are sitting, tasting this barley and converting to the true faith.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25346
 29.01.2010
Chugun: Today I decided not to go to the last 2 Latvian in school, I think there is nothing there is planned... In the end, in the evening, I watch news on the local channel with the relatives, tell about education and say: "And now we go to 88 school to high school students", and it made them want to go to our class. Mom is like this: Oggo your class is showing!! Then this pause and asks, and where are you sitting? Would you see the expression of my face?

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25345
 29.01.2010
Fuck you people! Well, when will you start asking a question, putting a question mark at the end of a sentence? Or phrases such as: "You like the sadomaso and submission" are perceived as an attempt to suggest and interfere in my subconscious and a little scare me.
by Tarazz (c)

[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25344
 29.01.2010
Discussion of the camera on one of the websites:

and plus:

shooting speed, large detector, tracking autofocus, a lot of buttons - everything at hand, big just huge battery capacity, the ability to show the grid in the detector
The Minuses:

Do not go for beer.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №25343
 28.01.2010
Ho: By the way, very common psychology.)
XH: What are you for?
Well, in general, you are with a girl, and she says - and the door I only take from my boyfriend, and proudly so important
))))))))))))))))
Tagged: Fu
X: I take them all.
XH: Oh

Old Fox

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №25342
 28.01.2010
Trans - music that can give a sense of flight, swell with a wave of emotions, send thoughts to the furthest corners of the planet!! to
It’s not a trans, it’s a cox.

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25341
 28.01.2010
Shalom is Shalom!
Kosmul: Vanek, what antivirus do you have?
Tagged: health
Chingiz: Yes, I have two at once.
Chingiz: one is called: fucking feeling
Chingiz: second: let’s go where it’s not right
Chingiz: Well and firewall: don’t fuck in the computer what happened
Chingiz: I highly recommend all three products
Chingiz: It works

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25340
 28.01.2010
Aromatizer "Logarithm" is identical to natural.

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25339
 28.01.2010
Yurgo (13:59:25 26/01/2010)
Give it up)))
Yurgo (13:59:33 26/01/2010)
I bought yellow color yesterday.
Yurgo (13:59:56 26/01/2010)
Senya poured on the front, poured the entire car
Yurgo (14:00:13 26/01/2010)
She’s frozen and I’m driving like yellow snow!
ZZZ(14:00:56 26/01/2010)
xD))))))) Well tell everyone that I tried to warm her up in the morning

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25338
 28.01.2010
Nefart was an employee of my counterpart, both worked in the early 80s in the design department of one of the research institutes: he twisted that "service romance" with a young practitioner, stayed in the evening after work right in the design hall. "A friend leads a girlfriend into full combat readiness, puts her on the table next to the culman and moves her, at the same time in real accidentally moving her hips to the slightly open box of the table, where, as usual, I didn't die on the way, but I could only walk a minute later, 40 minutes later, sex-working a week later, a girlfriend to the valerian came out of fear: in the most responsive moment, suddenly, holding on to the "unreasonable" rolls on the knees, then a barrel on the floor and begins to ride in convulsions, pale all, can not speak, only the mouth convulsive air is enough...

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25337
 28.01.2010
Ann_life: fucking, my mom yesterday burned-picked the seeds, I sat down to her, the straw... she is like a straw "Anya, well why in the mouth constantly take, you can do it with your hands!"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №25336
 28.01.2010
It’s like “yes, dear, buy yourself a suitcase, and then call me at the stop, or I won’t come with heavy bags.”

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №25335
 28.01.2010
I heard it on MTV yesterday.
British scientists have proven that every 30 seconds, 50% of pop girls eat puppy, and every minute another 50% deserve to have pop.
Ohhhhhh :D

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №25334
 28.01.2010
This winter in Chelyabinsk at -30 was held a painting contest on asphalt. They mainly painted fires and wrote “Take us away from here” and “Mom, I can’t feel the hands!”

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №25333
 28.01.2010
Latest comments on the site:
XXX is +1
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
ZZZ: The Gigs of LOL
jjj: ROFL pp))))))
>>> Lord, help these people....

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25332
 28.01.2010
T.O.M.A.T
Do you know why cats scream when they’re fucked?
A.T.W.A
I am afraid to ask.)
T.O.M.A.T
Wouldn’t you scream if you were a bitch?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №25331
 28.01.2010
I found a brilliant fitch at one hostel.
When creating a database, I create a user for it. And there is a password entry field, which, of course, does not display the characters to be entered, but only circles. And there is also a Random button that generates a random password for the user...but also displays it in circles.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25330
 28.01.2010
British writers are not behind scientists:
A famous British writer advises to install on every corner "houses for euthanasia"
There is Futurama!

[ + 62 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25329
 28.01.2010
On January 26, 2010, today the most unstable began to throw out the trees... Men don’t give up until March 8th is still far away!

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